C1: Champion Kai Laddiman (5 wins, 463 points)
C2: Challenger Zachary Stephenson.
DC: Susie Dent and Nicholas Owen.
CV: Carol Vorderman.
OT: Other words or solutions.
R01: F N M A I O T V P
R02: B E R I S E R D I
R03: W O A J L Z E C S
R04: A N I L A P B E C
R05: 100, 50, 9, 8, 6, 3. Target: 828.
TTT: SAMELOSS - "Sweet girls belonging to Maureen, perhaps"
R06: T O G A L E S A N
R07: U N G H A E T N M
R08: T I F A X E G I S
R09: D L E U Y O N S R
R10: 25, 5, 8, 3, 9, 10. Target: 808.
TTT: QUIETSON - "Ask things about the clock-watching herb"
R11: S T N I E K R I M
R12: T E R O R E L I D
R13: R E A N H S O Q T
R14: 75, 10, 1, 6, 8, 2. Target: 812.
R15: E C O M O P E D S (conundrum)
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Young Kai has been setting the world of Countdown alight since he debuted on our screens a week ago, unlike most other boys his age who are probably setting their school portakabins alight, and teasing people with the surname 'Laddiman' because Laddiman = ladyman = ladyboy = transsexual. Little punks. I blame the parents.
Kai's yet to break a hundred although his scores have been consistently high (I think 89 is his lowest), and according to Des he's got every conundrum so far. Which may or may not be true as I don't particularly trust his powers of recall, he seems to say stuff like "that's the first time we've ever had two nines in a show" every time it happens.
Today he faces Zachary Stephenson, a musician from Cork (now living in London) who looks and indeed sounds a bit like David O'Donnell in a wig. Actually he sounds like David O'Donnell without a wig too, as he tends to sound the same no matter what he's wearing (gimp suit withstanding). He currently plays in a band called 'The Refuseniks' (sp), although he had two top 75 smash hits a few years ago with a band called "Special Needs" - "and we kind of acted like it too" he quips, giving everyone a quick chuckle at the behaviour of the mentally disadvantaged, which is always nice.
On with the show!
Round 1: F N M A I O T V P
C1: PATIO (5)
C2: PATIO (5)
DC: POTMAN (6)
OT: PIVOTMAN (8)
Score: 5–5 (max 8)
A pivotman (chiefly North American) is a player in a central position in a team sport.
Round 2: B E R I S E R D I
C1: BERRIES (7)
C2: BERRIES (7)
DC: BIRDIES (7) SERRIED (7)
OT: BERRIED (7) BIRDERS (7) BREDIES (7) BRIDIES (7) DERBIES (7) DERRIES (7)
Score: 12–12 (max 15)
'Berry' is in as a verb (to gather berries) and berried can also be used as an adjective to describe berry-bearing plants. A birder is (mainly in North America) a birdwatcher, and a bredie is an African stew. And I can't be bothered to look the rest up, all the letters look the same and it's giving me a headache.
Round 3: W O A J L Z E C S
C1: CAJOLES (7)
C2: CAJOLES (7)
Score: 19–19 (max 22)
An excellent spot from both players from a tricky-looking set of letters, and we have a real game on here. This one's going to go all the way to the wire, I can sense it!
Round 4: A N I L A P B E C
C1: INCAPABLE (18)
C2: ALPINE (6)
Score: 37–19 (max 40)
Great spot from Kai completely kills the game as a contest, stone-dead. That's it, it's all over.
Round 5: 100, 50, 9, 8, 6, 3. Target: 828.
C1: 827. (100+3)*8+9-6 (7)
C2: 832.
CV: 828. (100-8)*9 (10)
Score: 44–19 (max 50)
Teatime teaser: SAMELOSS -> MOLASSES
Round 6: T O G A L E S A N
C1: TANGLES (7)
C2: TANGELOS (8)
DC: LANGOSTA (8)
Score: 44–27 (max 58)
Wait, the comeback is on!
Round 7: U N G H A E T N M
C1: GANNET (6)
C2: ANTHEM (6)
DC: HANGMEN (7) MUTAGEN (7)
OT: UNMEANT (7) AUGMENT (7) MANHUNT (7)
Score: 50–33 (max 65)
Round 8: T I F A X E G I S
C1: FIXATES (7)
C2: TAXES (5)
Score: 57–33 (max 72)
Nope, that's it, Kai's definitely out of sight now with that darrenic winner.
Round 9: D L E U Y O N S R
C1: SOUNDLY (7)
C2: ROUNDELS (8)
OT: DELUSORY (8) UNSOLDER (8)
Score: 57–41 (max 80)
But no! Zach comes storming back. Game on!
Round 10: 25, 5, 8, 3, 9, 10. Target: 808.
C1: 807. (9-5)*8*25+7 (7)
C2: 812.
CV: 808. (3*9+5)*25+8 (10)
Score: 64–41 (max 90)
Teatime teaser: QUIETSON -> QUESTION
Round 11: S T N I E K R I M
C1: MINISTER (8)
C2: STINKIER (8)
DC: INTERIMS (8)
OT: MIRKIEST (8)
Score: 72–49 (max 98)
Does it (mildly) annoy anyone else when Carol draws attention to words which are almost-spelt (or even on occasion, spelt) in the selection? People have missed words that have been virtually spelt out before, just rankles me a bit that she might help contestants sometimes.
Round 12: T E R O R E L I D
C1: LOITERED (8)
C2: lorried
DC: DOLERITE (8)
OT: LOITERER (8)
Score: 80–49 (max 106)
Round 13: R E A N H S O Q T
C1: SHORTEN (7)
C2: EARSHOT (7)
DC: ANOTHER (7) HORNETS (7)
OT: ANTHERS (7) HOARSEN (7) SANTERO (7) SENATOR (7) SENHORA (7) THRONES (7) TREASON (7)
Score: 87–56 (max 113)
Zach invents a new selection nickname, with a "Samson", which is one big one and five small numbers, each small number representing a thousand Phillistines apparently. "I prefer meat and two veg" blurts out Carol somewhat bizarrely, sending Des into spasmodic giggling, and arousing me somewhat. Quality

Round 14: 75, 10, 1, 6, 8, 2. Target: 812.
C1: 812. Mistake in working.
C2: 899.
CV: 812. (75+6)*10+2 (10)
Score: 87–56 (max 123)
Round 15: E C O M O P E D S
C1 buzzes on 2 seconds to say DECOMPOSE which is correct.
Score: 97–56 (max 133)
Kai keeps up his 100% record on the conundrums as he seals what turned out to be a more comfortable victory than the first three rounds suggested. Unfortunately Zach didn't play quite as well as David O'Donnell in a wig, although he did considerably better than David O'Donnell in a gimp suit. A couple of good spots in the letters from the challenger were undone by missing the niner and also failing to score in any of the numbers rounds. Still no century for Kai, but he's got another couple of goes at it. Without bothering to check, I guess he's headed for the 2nd seed slot behind Junaid at this rate, but all that could soon change with the arrival of a certain Charlie Reams in just a few days' time....
Further summaries are at:
http://www.apterous.org/cdb/series.php?series=59