Digital Spy

[Jon Corby]

Is that you on there Kirk, as methodyguy?


Edit: Hmm, having checked 'his' (?) other posts I'm guessing not. Have you read the Countdown thread? It seems quite a few people thought you were a smug git

[Ben Hunter]

Some guy called Ken Tun has dubbed Kirk "Smugulator" and "Smirk Bevins", lol.

"If you need to dislike him more, go to the C4Countdown site and read his contributions and those of those who worship him (i.e. every other contributor)."

Just who could it be?

[Matt Morrison]

Come on you knobbers give us some links.

I could only find Countdown articles, as opposed to a Countdown section, and none of these seemed to have comments.
And a Google search for "site:digitalspy.co.uk smirk bevins" returns nothing.

[Ben Hunter]

Come on you knobbers give us some links.

I could only find Countdown articles, as opposed to a Countdown section, and none of these seemed to have comments.
And a Google search for "site:digitalspy.co.uk smirk bevins" returns nothing.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/show ... wn&page=16

[Jon Corby]

Come on you knobbers give us some links.

I could only find Countdown articles, as opposed to a Countdown section, and none of these seemed to have comments.
And a Google search for "site:digitalspy.co.uk smirk bevins" returns nothing.

Poor. I thought you were good at the internets, Matt.

[Kirk Bevins]

People don't like winners in general and it's always nice for the underdog to win. Can you tell Ken Tun hates me? I do have some support on there which is really nice.

[Matt Morrison]

Poor. I thought you were good at the internets, Matt.

Yeah, I should have guessed to check the forums really. Oops!
It's such a fucking horrible looking site that it offends my design sensibilities and I can't stay on it for more than 10 seconds, that's my excuse.

But cheers Ben.

I have decided that Kirk is very much like Marmite. I'm sure there's a joke in there.

[Jon Corby]

People don't like winners in general and it's always nice for the underdog to win. Can you tell Ken Tun hates me? I do have some support on there which is really nice.

So methodyguy is you or isn't you then?

[Ian Dent]

Jojo

[Ben Hunter]

I have decided that Kirk is very much like Marmite. I'm sure there's a joke in there.

Smarmite?

[Jon Corby]

I have decided that Kirk is very much like Marmite. I'm sure there's a joke in there.

Smarmite?

Smarmyshite?

[Marc Meakin]

I have decided that Kirk is very much like Marmite. I'm sure there's a joke in there.

Smarmite?

Smarmyshite?

Smarmyshite on boast with a smug of tea

[Jon Corby]

People don't like winners in general and it's always nice for the underdog to win. Can you tell Ken Tun hates me? I do have some support on there which is really nice.

At least you got noticed, and weren't one of the

"thousands of pretty much nameless, faceless - let's face it, bland - contestants"

[Jon Corby]

Smarmyshite on boast with a smug of tea

pmsl here

[Matt Morrison]

Smarmyshite on boast with a smug of tea

pmsl here

can possibly take this to it's natural conclusion... a smug of superiori-tea

[Ben Hunter]

Smarmyshite on boast with a smug of tea

pmsl here

Me too It's the 'boast' that seals the deal for me.

[Jon Corby]

Actually, the more I look at it, the more familiar it seems. I feel sure I've heard something similar on a TV show or something, but Google has turned up nothing. It's starting to bug me a bit tbh

[Ian Dent]

Jon Corby. You look really good in your new avatar but what are you leaning on?
It appears to be some kind of chair.

[Jon Corby]

Ian Dent. Thanks. It is a chair.

[Matt Morrison]

Kirk will think I'm even gayer than he currently thinks I am but yeah you do look great Jon. Beautiful smile.
Did you used to do modelling when you had hair, or is this just mate-with-a-nice-camera stuff?

[Jon Corby]

Kirk will think I'm even gayer than he currently thinks I am but yeah you do look great Jon. Beautiful smile.
Did you used to do modelling when you had hair, or is this just mate-with-a-nice-camera stuff?

Haha, fuck off - this is a recent picture. It's my hair. It's not my chair though.

[Ben Hunter]

It's not my chair though.

Chair transplant, I knew it.

[Matt Morrison]

Kirk will think I'm even gayer than he currently thinks I am but yeah you do look great Jon. Beautiful smile.
Did you used to do modelling when you had hair, or is this just mate-with-a-nice-camera stuff?

Haha, fuck off - this is a recent picture. It's my hair. It's not my chair though.

Genuinely sorry. Like, really genuinely. I only mentioned the hair because much of mine is gone and I thought this was old (presumed you were taking the piss when you said it was recent before!).
I take it all back. You look about 20, a full ten years younger than when I saw you on CoC. You should get in contact with Gok Wan or something.

Still - modelling? modeling?

[Jon Corby]

Two 'L's in modelling, yeah.

[Matt Morrison]

That's what I thought. You're clearly being cagey about it because you've got some deal with Hello around the corner or something.

[Jon Corby]

I'm gonna change it actually, I'm getting pissed off seeing it so god knows what it's like for the rest of you!

[Matt Morrison]

Well it's making me jealous for a start, as I thought you were follically-challenged too, and now apparently you're not. Git.

[Ian Dent]

He's a good looking bloke without hair, with hair, he's something else.

[Jon Corby]

* prays that 'Ian' is somehow short for 'Susie' *

[Matt Morrison]

* prays that 'Ian' is somehow short for 'Susie' *

if her middle name begins with N...

[Phil Reynolds]

I'm gonna change it actually, I'm getting pissed off seeing it so god knows what it's like for the rest of you!

Don't be so modest. The only problem with it is that reading each new post of yours now takes 30 seconds or so longer than it would otherwise have done because I have to look at your picture for at least that long before moving on.

[Derek Hazell]

I'm gonna change it actually, I'm getting pissed off seeing it so god knows what it's like for the rest of you!

Don't be so modest. The only problem with it is that reading each new post of yours now takes 30 seconds or so longer than it would otherwise have done because I have to look at your picture for at least that long before moving on.

This discussion over Jon's avatar could turn into a mass debate.

[Kirk Bevins]

I was on BBC Radio York yesterday. Link here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0 ... 3_06_2009/

Scroll forward to 2 hours 17 minutes to hear my bit.

[Philip Jarvis]

Kirk will think I'm even gayer than he currently thinks I am but yeah you do look great Jon. Beautiful smile.
Did you used to do modelling when you had hair, or is this just mate-with-a-nice-camera stuff?

Haha, fuck off - this is a recent picture. It's my hair. It's not my chair though.

Genuinely sorry. Like, really genuinely. I only mentioned the hair because much of mine is gone and I thought this was old (presumed you were taking the piss when you said it was recent before!).
I take it all back. You look about 20, a full ten years younger than when I saw you on CoC. You should get in contact with Gok Wan or something.

Still - modelling? modeling?

Here's another recent picture of Mr Corby:

http://www.hollyscoop.com/rob-lowe/rob- ... 15703.aspx

[cheekbones3]

Jon Corby. You look really good in your new avatar but what are you leaning on?
It appears to be some kind of chair.

It's his Christine Keeler pose, although he's wearing a t-shirt just to tease.

[Douglas Wilson]

Digital Spy is the sort of website, for people that have no job and no friends. I bet 90% of the people who posted on that forum have watched Loose Women on catch up, have their owe way of cooking a pot noodle and have a bingo website amongst their favourites.

Just ignore them it's an interlectual waste ground.

[Matt Morrison]

Just ignore them it's an interlectual waste ground.

Sounds a bit like C4C then.

[Chris Corby]

Kirk will think I'm even gayer than he currently thinks I am but yeah you do look great Jon. Beautiful smile.
Did you used to do modelling when you had hair, or is this just mate-with-a-nice-camera stuff?

Haha, fuck off - this is a recent picture. It's my hair. It's not my chair though.

Bloody hell, I recognize that chair, it's one of mine you thieving little bastard