Carol Vorderman to be the Tory's Maths Czar
Carol Vorderman to be the Tory's Maths Czar
Apologies if these links have already been posted. I did do a search, so I don't think so.
Carol to lead a taskforce looking at Maths teaching in the UK:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_a ... 640769.ece
And a more general interview with her:
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/ ... 682890.ece
Carol to lead a taskforce looking at Maths teaching in the UK:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_a ... 640769.ece
And a more general interview with her:
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/ ... 682890.ece
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Re: Carol Vorderman to be the Tory's Maths Czar
I doubt even Carol will be able to make the Tories' accounts add up.
Re: Carol Vorderman to be the Tory's Maths Czar
I think that's a low blow by David Cameron, hiring Carol to get popularity. To be honest, I'd rather scrap the whole political party system and just elect Carol as our new PM.
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Re: Carol Vorderman to be the Tory's Maths Czar
Why not have her as God? Currently that position is vacant.Hannah O wrote:I think that's a low blow by David Cameron, hiring Carol to get popularity. To be honest, I'd rather scrap the whole political party system and just elect Carol as our new PM.
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I think, if you check a certain facebook group, that I am God. *basks smugly like an omnipotent vain bastard*Gavin Chipper wrote:Why not have her as God? Currently that position is vacant.Hannah O wrote:I think that's a low blow by David Cameron, hiring Carol to get popularity. To be honest, I'd rather scrap the whole political party system and just elect Carol as our new PM.
Re: Carol Vorderman to be the Tory's Maths Czar
Well, in today's world we have various religions- we can embrace multiculturalism by having Carol as God in whichever religion we want to be (needs a snappy name), and Kirk can be God in his group. In today's world we also have religious discrimination, so we also get a chance to offend Kirk! Killing two birds with one stone, I think.
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What the hell is it with people enjoying offending me?Hannah O wrote:Well, in today's world we have various religions- we can embrace multiculturalism by having Carol as God in whichever religion we want to be (needs a snappy name), and Kirk can be God in his group. In today's world we also have religious discrimination, so we also get a chance to offend Kirk! Killing two birds with one stone, I think.
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STFU, you mangy whore.Kirk Bevins wrote:What the hell is it with people enjoying offending me?Hannah O wrote:Well, in today's world we have various religions- we can embrace multiculturalism by having Carol as God in whichever religion we want to be (needs a snappy name), and Kirk can be God in his group. In today's world we also have religious discrimination, so we also get a chance to offend Kirk! Killing two birds with one stone, I think.
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Why don't you just stick your fucking opinions up your....oh hang on. Love youCharlie Reams wrote:STFU, you mangy whore.Kirk Bevins wrote:What the hell is it with people enjoying offending me?Hannah O wrote:Well, in today's world we have various religions- we can embrace multiculturalism by having Carol as God in whichever religion we want to be (needs a snappy name), and Kirk can be God in his group. In today's world we also have religious discrimination, so we also get a chance to offend Kirk! Killing two birds with one stone, I think.
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What will Mike Spellar say?!Kirk Bevins wrote: Why don't you just stick your fucking opinions up your....oh hang on. Love you
Re: Carol Vorderman to be the Tory's Maths Czar
'Twas in jest!
I'm assuming that Charlie is your equivalent to the Pope, Kirk?
I'm assuming that Charlie is your equivalent to the Pope, Kirk?
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Huh? I don't get you.Hannah O wrote:'Twas in jest!
I'm assuming that Charlie is your equivalent to the Pope, Kirk?
Re: Carol Vorderman to be the Tory's Maths Czar
I was joking about offending you and your religion- I'm actually very tolerant of other faiths, even ones that are non Carol-approved
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OK seems like you're far too clever for me.Hannah O wrote:I was joking about offending you and your religion- I'm actually very tolerant of other faiths, even ones that are non Carol-approved
Re: Carol Vorderman to be the Tory's Maths Czar
No no! What I meant to say was I don't actually mean everyone should offend you, and I was joking. I didn't word it well, did I...
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Re: Carol Vorderman to be the Tory's Maths Czar
That'll show those people who call Cameron a populist political lightweight. With her years of experience in co-hosting an afternoon game show, Carol is the perfect person to improve British teaching methods. I'm normally rather pro-Carol, but her saying she felt she had to "give back" to maths made me want to vomit. I guess those who suggested Carol was betraying her political leanings when Ann Widdecombe was on the show have been proved somewhat correct.
I don't normally get a chance to whore one of my comedy articles, so why not take it, eh?
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnCameron
I'll have to update it.
I don't normally get a chance to whore one of my comedy articles, so why not take it, eh?
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnCameron
I'll have to update it.
Re: Carol Vorderman to be the Tory's Maths Czar
Ooh, you wrote it? Well, all I have to say about parodying him is http://www.twitter.com/davecameroon - I discussed voting for him as he hired Carol!
Re: Carol Vorderman to be the Tory's Maths Czar
I watched a documentary about John Mortimer (creator of Rumpole of the Bailey), after he died earlier this year.Kirk Bevins wrote:
I think, if you check a certain facebook group, that I am God. *basks smugly like an omnipotent vain bastard*
In the background of one of the shots I noticed a sign up saying: "I used to be an atheist until I realised that I am God".
Maybe you should use that as your signature, Kirk!
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Re: Carol Vorderman to be the Tory's Maths Czar
Give it a few more minutes.Kirk Bevins wrote:Huh? I don't get you.Hannah O wrote:'Twas in jest!
I'm assuming that Charlie is your equivalent to the Pope, Kirk?
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C2: SEATING (7)
Score: 108–16 (max 113)
Another niner for Adam and yet another century. Well done, that man."