Jason's sequence of events
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Jason's sequence of events
Jason has had a big sequence of events in the last few hours. He callsa the condition he has flawtism.
Ok, I'll stop talking about myself in the third person.
I find myself asking these three questions.
1. Why would Jon Corby turn down my friend request on Facebook?
2. If Debbi Flack told me "not to ever change, and that I was lovely just as I am, why would Jon Corby swear at me for no apparent reason?
3. Why would Dinos Sfyris have the courage to ask Emma to marry him when he knows it makes me jealous?
I intend to make this more of like a reality show than a soap opera since it will end eventually, but I hope Charlie's attitude will not change after he reads this.
Ok, I'll stop talking about myself in the third person.
I find myself asking these three questions.
1. Why would Jon Corby turn down my friend request on Facebook?
2. If Debbi Flack told me "not to ever change, and that I was lovely just as I am, why would Jon Corby swear at me for no apparent reason?
3. Why would Dinos Sfyris have the courage to ask Emma to marry him when he knows it makes me jealous?
I intend to make this more of like a reality show than a soap opera since it will end eventually, but I hope Charlie's attitude will not change after he reads this.
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Okay, I'll bite:
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
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Yeah.. I'm starting to think more and more that Jason is in fact in complete knowledge and control of what he's doing and saying, and is some sort of egotistical monster getting kicks out of all this. Which means, all this time.. the joke has been on us. It's about time we got out some flaming torches and pitchforks, I think.
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I never thought the day would come but here it is... I agree completely, RB.Richard Brittain wrote:Yeah.. I'm starting to think more and more that Jason is in fact in complete knowledge and control of what he's doing and saying, and is some sort of egotistical monster getting kicks out of all this.
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Oh, well I added a little bit just now.. I think you'll agree with that too.
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That's not true!
Charlie, I am definitely going to get over this!
Charlie, I am definitely going to get over this!
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I'm curious to know in what way this makes you jealous, Jason. Are you jealous of Dinos? Or of Emma?Jason Larsen wrote:3. Why would Dinos Sfyris have the courage to ask Emma to marry him when he knows it makes me jealous?
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Both of them, Howard.
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Strewth!Jason Larsen wrote:Both of them, Howard.
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Okay, I'll have a go at these, since I've got no hope with any of Matt Bayfield's sports/maths puzzlesJason Larsen wrote:I find myself asking these three questions.
He is jealous of you1. Why would Jon Corby turn down my friend request on Facebook?
In the context Jon used it, the word "bollocks" is not swearing at someone, as he was using it for its proper meaning of "testicles"2. If Debbi Flack told me "not to ever change, and that I was lovely just as I am, why would Jon Corby swear at me for no apparent reason?
Although he is one of your biggest fans, Dinos loves Emma even more.3. Why would Dinos Sfyris have the courage to ask Emma to marry him when he knows it makes me jealous?
*fingers crossed*
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This is merely an internet forum. We have not met most of the people with whom we exchange messages. Therefore, it seems entirely reasonable to conduct one's real (as opposed to virtual) life without consulting or considering the members of this forum. For example, I eat meat without worrying about offending vegetarians. So why would I let someone on this forum influence my life decisions?Jason Larsen wrote:3. Why would Dinos Sfyris have the courage to ask Emma to marry him when he knows it makes me jealous?
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Yea, Karen!
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I agree. But while most of us appreciate the distinction between real and virtual lives, I'm not so sure Jason does. Or, perhaps, his virtual life is his real life. Which makes me wonder, does he get a boner every time a woman (or indeed a man, if the recent revelation is anything to go by) posts a reply to him that ends with an 'x', as though he has really been kissed?Karen Pearson wrote:... it seems entirely reasonable to conduct one's real (as opposed to virtual) life without consulting or considering the members of this forum.
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Karen speaks da truth, Jason. Heck if I didn't ask Emma's dad for permission (and in fact he'd have said no! ) I'm not going to seek it from anyone here!
I really can't tell how genuinely upset you are, Jason, as you seem to be spinning this into a big melodrama. May I reiterate Julie's words of wisdom from the other thread and hope you get over it soon so we can be fwends again.
I really can't tell how genuinely upset you are, Jason, as you seem to be spinning this into a big melodrama. May I reiterate Julie's words of wisdom from the other thread and hope you get over it soon so we can be fwends again.
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Dinos, thank you
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Can I take this as a promise that you'll accept my facebook friend request?Jason Larsen wrote:Dinos, thank you
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No, I want you to know that it is not the end of the world, Dinos.
We can still communicate on the forum.
We can still communicate on the forum.
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But you won't be his friend on Facebook unless he promises not to get married?Jason Larsen wrote:No, I want you to know that it is not the end of the world, Dinos.
We can still communicate on the forum.
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What did I say, Gavin?
It's not the end of the world.
It's not the end of the world.
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I think this Jason fellow is a bit of a mean guy.
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Kirk, I am still your friend!
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Awww thankyou. That takes my tally up to 2 now.Jason Larsen wrote:Kirk, I am still your friend!
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Thank you!
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lol. Half your friends are nuts!Kirk Bevins wrote:Awww thankyou. That takes my tally up to 2 now.Jason Larsen wrote:Kirk, I am still your friend!
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Alec, are you kidding me?
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Yup Jase, he's having a joke at your expense. He doesn't mean any harm by it at all, although people often get offended by this sort of thing. Best not to though as it's only a bit of sillyness.
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Thank you, Andy.