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Rachel likes a sausage.
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Looks like Michael Fish has been eating too many bangers
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Rachel's "pork-rait"? More like pork rate judging by the comments I've read on the net!
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What's with this meat based banter? I missed the first minute or two, is it Sausage Day?
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Sausage week no lessMatt Morrison wrote:What's with this meat based banter? I missed the first minute or two, is it Sausage Day?
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Gonads - only 6 but looks good on paper
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Not as good as they look on ... no, not going there.Davy Affleck wrote:Gonads - only 6 but looks good on paper
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Sausages, gonads and Fish.Davy Affleck wrote:Gonads - only 6 but looks good on paper
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Whilst you must look magnificent in the mirror, you really ought to see a doctor.Derek Hazell wrote:Sausages, gonads and Fish.Davy Affleck wrote:Gonads - only 6 but looks good on paper
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1st Numbers R5. 75 - 9 = 66 x 3 = 198 - 1 = 197 x 4
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'Morning horn'. Hee Hee. Wonder if JS struggled like he did with 'Big jugs'?
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Is it national double entendre day today
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Not far off what 'The Young Ones' had for dinner on their first night in their student digs. Can anyone score a brownie point with the actual answer?Derek Hazell wrote:Sausages, gonads and Fish.Davy Affleck wrote:Gonads - only 6 but looks good on paper
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Sue Sanders wrote:Not far off what 'The Young Ones' had for dinner on their first night in their student digs. Can anyone score a brownie point with the actual answer?Derek Hazell wrote:Sausages, gonads and Fish.Davy Affleck wrote:Gonads - only 6 but looks good on paper
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Haggis turnip & tatties?
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If it's a double entendre you want, I'll give you one.Marc Meakin wrote:Is it national double entendre day today
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Can I have a large double entendre with a dash of lime please Sue?Sue Sanders wrote:If it's a double entendre you want, I'll give you one.Marc Meakin wrote:Is it national double entendre day today
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Thank you FinbarSue Sanders wrote:If it's a double entendre you want, I'll give you one.Marc Meakin wrote:Is it national double entendre day today
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No. You've obviously never seen TheYoung OnesSue Sanders wrote:Derek Hazell wrote:Not far off what 'The Young Ones' had for dinner on their first night in their student digs. Can anyone score a brownie point with the actual answer?Davy Affleck wrote:Sausages, gonads and Fish.
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Is Damien at it today?
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Rob Brownlie's a whetherman and so is Jeremy
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Simpler 3rd numbers (25-2) x (9+6)
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So we have sausage, pork rate [sic!], gonads, onanism, morning horn, Davy's pricked up - perhaps the ratings will too!
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Here's me leaving soon to start my nightshift. I hope we are busy tonight because I won't sleep for the wheels in my head all going different ways.Sue Sanders wrote:So we have sausage, pork rate [sic!], gonads, onanism, morning horn, Davy's pricked up - perhaps the ratings will too!
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Not far off what 'The Young Ones' had for dinner on their first night in their student digs. Can anyone score a brownie point with the actual answer?[/quote]
Haggis turnip & tatties?[/quote]
From the episode 'Bambi', that also brought you, 'Crop rotation in the 14th Century' and the world records held by Toxteth O'Grady.
Vyvyan: Because I do not cook the tea, Neil, you do!
That's what we agreed when we first came. You do the cooking, I look after the plants and goldfish.
Neil: Yeah, and what did you make me cook on that first day?
Vyvyan: Eh...Sausages. It was a Tuesday.
Neil: Yeah, sausages, and...
Vyvyan: Sausages and plants and goldfish. Look, I've discharged my responsibilities, Neil, now you discharge yours.
Rick: Hey, Mike, that sounds like a cue for a really dirty joke, doesn't it!
Mike: Shut up, Rick.
Haggis turnip & tatties?[/quote]
From the episode 'Bambi', that also brought you, 'Crop rotation in the 14th Century' and the world records held by Toxteth O'Grady.
Vyvyan: Because I do not cook the tea, Neil, you do!
That's what we agreed when we first came. You do the cooking, I look after the plants and goldfish.
Neil: Yeah, and what did you make me cook on that first day?
Vyvyan: Eh...Sausages. It was a Tuesday.
Neil: Yeah, sausages, and...
Vyvyan: Sausages and plants and goldfish. Look, I've discharged my responsibilities, Neil, now you discharge yours.
Rick: Hey, Mike, that sounds like a cue for a really dirty joke, doesn't it!
Mike: Shut up, Rick.
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Mike Brailsford wrote:Not far off what 'The Young Ones' had for dinner on their first night in their student digs. Can anyone score a brownie point with the actual answer?
Haggis turnip & tatties?[/quote]
From the episode 'Bambi', that also brought you, 'Crop rotation in the 14th Century' and the world records held by Toxteth O'Grady.
Vyvyan: Because I do not cook the tea, Neil, you do!
That's what we agreed when we first came. You do the cooking, I look after the plants and goldfish.
Neil: Yeah, and what did you make me cook on that first day?
Vyvyan: Eh...Sausages. It was a Tuesday.
Neil: Yeah, sausages, and...
Vyvyan: Sausages and plants and goldfish. Look, I've discharged my responsibilities, Neil, now you discharge yours.
Rick: Hey, Mike, that sounds like a cue for a really dirty joke, doesn't it!
Mike: Shut up, Rick.[/quote]
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Do you suppose Dr Hilary has any anecdotes to tell that don't involve some sort of mistaken identity?
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Two brownie points I think, you ancient old bugger. Nice to have the whole dialogue, ta, which I'm a bit hazy on now, having only an old 'recorded off the telly' vid to refer to. I've trained my mum to say 'sausages, plants and goldfish', when she announcing she's doing sausages for dinner. It took about 3 years but now she not only gets it right when I say sausages and...... but actually sent me a text the other day with the correct list. I do like to round the exchange off with 'I've discharged my responsibilities, Mum, now you discharge yours' and all is well.Mike Brailsford wrote: From the episode 'Bambi', that also brought you, 'Crop rotation in the 14th Century' and the world records held by Toxteth O'Grady.
Vyvyan: Because I do not cook the tea, Neil, you do!
That's what we agreed when we first came. You do the cooking, I look after the plants and goldfish.
Neil: Yeah, and what did you make me cook on that first day?
Vyvyan: Eh...Sausages. It was a Tuesday.
Neil: Yeah, sausages, and...
Vyvyan: Sausages and plants and goldfish. Look, I've discharged my responsibilities, Neil, now you discharge yours.
Rick: Hey, Mike, that sounds like a cue for a really dirty joke, doesn't it!
Mike: Shut up, Rick.
Yes, thanks for asking.D Eadie wrote: Are you alright?
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Maybe he could tell us how he recently mistakenly slept with a woman who was not his wife.Phil Reynolds wrote:Do you suppose Dr Hilary has any anecdotes to tell that don't involve some sort of mistaken identity?
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