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Kai seems fairly set on producing a Countdown baby - generally between Kirk and me, but I think he's also invited Matt M to have a pop at some point - and that got me thinking. Who's up for it? Ooops, no, not that. Which combos do you think would produce the most satisfactory/interesting/superhuman/terrifying bastard love child and why? And, due to a shortage of female options, take that to be a hybrid between any two (or more if you want) forumites of any age or sex.
I'm going to start with Jono as my basic model, tall, nice looking (in fact voted by me as the best looking bloke at CoLeics, but who knew there was a vote going on? ) but suffering from being ginger, having no sense of the geography of his home land beyond the M25 and from what I can glean something of a harsh bastard. Keen on cockfighting/badger baiting/putting bangers up kitten's arses/punching people in the face* and rather too quick to declare to the forum that his Mum's a slag despite her selfless production of limitless sandwiches for her boy, I think he needs de-ginging, being woken up to the fact that there are habitable towns North of Watford and given a dose of loveliness. So I'm recommending a cross pollenisation with Dinos - one of the loveliest lads on the forum. Rather than swanning off to today's Scabble event, he has gone to visit his Mum for her birthday. Let's hope the ginger ninja doesn't turn up to punch her in the face.
* I might have remembered some of that wrongly.
I'm going to start with Jono as my basic model, tall, nice looking (in fact voted by me as the best looking bloke at CoLeics, but who knew there was a vote going on? ) but suffering from being ginger, having no sense of the geography of his home land beyond the M25 and from what I can glean something of a harsh bastard. Keen on cockfighting/badger baiting/putting bangers up kitten's arses/punching people in the face* and rather too quick to declare to the forum that his Mum's a slag despite her selfless production of limitless sandwiches for her boy, I think he needs de-ginging, being woken up to the fact that there are habitable towns North of Watford and given a dose of loveliness. So I'm recommending a cross pollenisation with Dinos - one of the loveliest lads on the forum. Rather than swanning off to today's Scabble event, he has gone to visit his Mum for her birthday. Let's hope the ginger ninja doesn't turn up to punch her in the face.
* I might have remembered some of that wrongly.
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Sue Sanders wrote:I'm going to start with Jono as my basic model, ... cross pollenisation with Dinos
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Damn. That's the bastard twin brother made from the leftover parts! We don't want a ginge!!Alec Rivers wrote:Sue Sanders wrote:I'm going to start with Jono as my basic model, ... cross pollenisation with Dinos
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Sue Sanders wrote:Damn. That's the bastard twin brother made from the leftover parts! We don't want a ginge!!Alec Rivers wrote:Sue Sanders wrote:I'm going to start with Jono as my basic model, ... cross pollenisation with Dinos
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Haha Alec you bastard! Actually I was born a bastard and my mother's maiden name was O'Neill . Maybe this is a sign I should have a new avatar?
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I like this.
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It's the virtual equivilent of having someone crawl under your restaurant table and give you a blow job!
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I'll be dining at the Prince of India, Cheriton, tomorrow night 8pm.Sue Sanders wrote:It's the virtual equivilent of having someone crawl under your restaurant table and give you a blow job!
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See, I'm psychic! lolDinos Sfyris wrote:Haha Alec you bastard! Actually I was born a bastard and my mother's maiden name was O'Neill.
p.s. Lovin' the new avatar.
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lol. You missed out the word 'look'.Jon O'Neill wrote:I like this.
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Best Alec Rivers post ever.Alec Rivers wrote:lol. You missed out the word 'look'.Jon O'Neill wrote:I like this.
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Some of these could work quite well.
The eccentricity of Ben Hunter combined with the literal outlook of Rosemary Roberts.
The rosey outlook of Jason Larsen with the cynical view of Ian Volante.
The gentlemanliness of Howard Somerset with the outspokenness of David O'Donnell.
The interesting stories of Phil Reynolds with the interest in stories of Karen Pearson.
Or, just moulding forum rivals together and watching the chemical explosion. Not naming names again.
Perhaps mould two cheeky people together, like Kai and Gevin to make an extreme wisecracking machine.
Just don't try combining a home edder with a raccoon
The eccentricity of Ben Hunter combined with the literal outlook of Rosemary Roberts.
The rosey outlook of Jason Larsen with the cynical view of Ian Volante.
The gentlemanliness of Howard Somerset with the outspokenness of David O'Donnell.
The interesting stories of Phil Reynolds with the interest in stories of Karen Pearson.
Or, just moulding forum rivals together and watching the chemical explosion. Not naming names again.
Perhaps mould two cheeky people together, like Kai and Gevin to make an extreme wisecracking machine.
Just don't try combining a home edder with a raccoon
Living life in a gyratory circus kind of way.
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I already have a literal outlookDerek Hazell wrote:The eccentricity of Ben Hunter combined with the literal outlook of Rosemary Roberts.
Eccentricity?Derek Hazell wrote:The eccentricity of Ben Hunter combined with the literal outlook of Rosemary Roberts.
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Derek Hazell wrote:
Just don't try combining a home edder with a raccoon
Oh, I dunno. His poor eyesight might aid the union!
Damn - just remembered he's gay.
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How about the good-natured jolliness of Sue Sanders mixed with the scathing wit of Charlie Reams?
Rather 'Stephen Fry'eque?
Rather 'Stephen Fry'eque?
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Sounds shit.Julie T wrote:How about the good-natured jolliness of Sue Sanders mixed with the scathing wit of Charlie Reams?
Rather 'Stephen Fry'eque?
Over to you, Sue.
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I dunno. My cock in your mouth?Charlie Reams wrote:Sounds shit.Julie T wrote:How about the good-natured jolliness of Sue Sanders mixed with the scathing wit of Charlie Reams?
Rather 'Stephen Fry'eque?
Over to you, Sue.
Sorry - watching Tim Minchin so no time to think yet....
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Incorrect.Julie T wrote:Damn - just remembered he's gay.
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Soo -T
GEDDIT!!!
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GEDDIT!!!
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Michael Wallace wrote:Incorrect.Julie T wrote:Damn - just remembered he's gay.
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Literal? Moi?Derek Hazell wrote:The eccentricity of Ben Hunter combined with the literal outlook of Rosemary Roberts.
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Alright then! Well I tried. It's not my thread, but was just trying to help the idea along really.
Mix me with someone intelligent and perceptive
Mix me with someone intelligent and perceptive
Living life in a gyratory circus kind of way.
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Surely all of us here are that?Derek Hazell wrote:Mix me with someone intelligent and perceptive
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A child with the icy intelligence of Charlie Reams and the brawny sensitivity of Matt Morrison would be awesome.
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Great descriptionPhil Reynolds wrote: the brawny sensitivity of Matt Morrison
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Haha. That picture works really well too. Good work Phil. I want to meet him.
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When experiments go wrong.....
I thought Charlie might appreciate a few extra inches so added a portion of Jono - but all I got was the carnival hair. Pants
I thought Charlie might appreciate a few extra inches so added a portion of Jono - but all I got was the carnival hair. Pants
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Sorry, Michael, could've sworn you've said so before.Michael Wallace wrote:Incorrect.Julie T wrote:Damn - just remembered he's gay.
You lot joke about so much, it's sometimes difficult to separate fact from fiction!
Does that mean we're on?
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I don't think my boyfriend would approve, sorry.Julie T wrote:Sorry, Michael, could've sworn you've said so before.
You lot joke about so much, it's sometimes difficult to separate fact from fiction!
Does that mean we're on?
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Michael Wallace wrote:I don't think my boyfriend would approve, sorry.Julie T wrote:Sorry, Michael, could've sworn you've said so before.
You lot joke about so much, it's sometimes difficult to separate fact from fiction!
Does that mean we're on?
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Richard Brittain and George Jenkins.
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Kieran Child and Phil ReynoldsIan Volante wrote:Richard Brittain and George Jenkins.
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Going back to the start of the post I'd like to refer you to this. Symphony Hall - awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0IVuGK7sAw
Hurrah to us all, I say!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0IVuGK7sAw
Hurrah to us all, I say!
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I think I used to be intelligent, but now I find it safer to keep my mouth shutRosemary Roberts wrote:Surely all of us here are that?Derek Hazell wrote:Mix me with someone intelligent and perceptive
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No, George - say it how it is. There's worldly wiseness which is every bit as important as that there book learnin'.George Jenkins wrote:I think I used to be intelligent, but now I find it safer to keep my mouth shutRosemary Roberts wrote:Surely all of us here are that?Derek Hazell wrote:Mix me with someone intelligent and perceptive
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You are right Sue. I'm still a big-headed know all, but I try to hide it
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I'm modest myself, but I like to show it off.