Spoilers for Thurs Oct 8th - National Poetry Day
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Spoilers for Thurs Oct 8th - National Poetry Day
Susie might get dented
Robinson might get squashed
An E might come out of the consonant box
Then someone might get koshed
There may be a chance to yell 'gandiseeg'
Or WANKERS be spelled out
Rachel might get riled
And give Stelling the Letch a clout
Damian might crack a smile
Kirk at home play bad
Kai might turn out to be a little girl
And not a little lad
There's all sorts that can happan
Countdown's always good
But one thing that's worth hoping for...
That Stephen doesn't get WOOD!
Robinson might get squashed
An E might come out of the consonant box
Then someone might get koshed
There may be a chance to yell 'gandiseeg'
Or WANKERS be spelled out
Rachel might get riled
And give Stelling the Letch a clout
Damian might crack a smile
Kirk at home play bad
Kai might turn out to be a little girl
And not a little lad
There's all sorts that can happan
Countdown's always good
But one thing that's worth hoping for...
That Stephen doesn't get WOOD!
'This one goes up to eleven'
Fool's top.
Fool's top.
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As soon as I realised this was rhyming I stopped reading.
Good old Countdown poetry
Good old Countdown poetry
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Excellent stuff. Love it!Sue Sanders wrote:Susie might get dented
Robinson might get squashed
An E might come out of the consonant box
Then someone might get koshed
There may be a chance to yell 'gandiseeg'
Or WANKERS be spelled out
Rachel might get riled
And give Stelling the Letch a clout
Damian might crack a smile
Kirk at home play bad
Kai might turn out to be a little girl
And not a little lad
There's all sorts that can happan
Countdown's always good
But one thing that's worth hoping for...
That Stephen doesn't get WOOD!
Re: Spoilers for Thurs Oct 8th - National Poetry Day
Nice one, Sue!
Trying to be a poet
Wouldn't you know it
My muse has left me
To rhyme less deftly
Trying to be a poet
Wouldn't you know it
My muse has left me
To rhyme less deftly
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." Benjamin Disraeli
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Back at you JT!
It's a dilemma today,
If you've something to say,
Cos if it ain't proper rhythmical,
It'll be dissed as abysmical!
It's a dilemma today,
If you've something to say,
Cos if it ain't proper rhythmical,
It'll be dissed as abysmical!
'This one goes up to eleven'
Fool's top.
Fool's top.
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Anyone going to manage to make the spoilers themselves rhyme too?
Or at least write them poetically.
Or at least write them poetically.
Living life in a gyratory circus kind of way.
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Apparently not.Derek Hazell wrote:Anyone going to manage to make the spoilers themselves rhyme too?
Or at least write them poetically.
(You big clot)
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But is it a crimeMichael Wallace wrote:Apparently not.Derek Hazell wrote:Anyone going to manage to make the spoilers themselves rhyme too?
Or at least write them poetically.
(You big clot)
If the poem don't rhyme
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I think we all know,Marc Meakin wrote:But is it a crime
If the poem don't rhyme
That rhyming's the way to go,
It's a very useful tool,
To stop you looking an idiot.
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Having to search through verses for the spoilers
Turns happy c4cers into toilers
Turns happy c4cers into toilers
Living life in a gyratory circus kind of way.
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Will it be win number 3 for Steve Wood
Or will his opponent be too good
lets hope todays game is not humdrum
I hope it goes to a crucial conundrum
Or will his opponent be too good
lets hope todays game is not humdrum
I hope it goes to a crucial conundrum
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I'm useless at making things rhyme,
Probably because I don't have the time.
Any spare time I get I play on apterous.
What's that? A darren? A spare cap for us!
Probably because I don't have the time.
Any spare time I get I play on apterous.
What's that? A darren? A spare cap for us!
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If Kirk
Can make it work
The rest of the Crew(e)
Can make it work too.
Oh look - just for fun
I've included a trainspotter's pun
Can make it work
The rest of the Crew(e)
Can make it work too.
Oh look - just for fun
I've included a trainspotter's pun
'This one goes up to eleven'
Fool's top.
Fool's top.
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Joanne Finnety
To her infinite shame
Didn't spot FINITE
Though it's nearly her name
To her infinite shame
Didn't spot FINITE
Though it's nearly her name
'This one goes up to eleven'
Fool's top.
Fool's top.
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GIAOURS for seven in whichever round that just was.
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PRESAGES RD 8
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You could expect
An 8 with RESELECT
An 8 with RESELECT
'This one goes up to eleven'
Fool's top.
Fool's top.
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Chris Philpot wrote:GIAOURS for seven in whichever round that just was.
Liam and Chris act like spoilsportsLiam Tiernan wrote:PRESAGES RD 8
thus, this; the best of my retorts
It's a polite reminder to rhyme
'cos seriously, it barely takes any time.
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If I could,Matt Morrison wrote:Chris Philpot wrote:GIAOURS for seven in whichever round that just was.Liam and Chris act like spoilsportsLiam Tiernan wrote:PRESAGES RD 8
thus, this; the best of my retorts
It's a polite reminder to rhyme
'cos seriously, it barely takes any time.
I would.
But I can't
be arsed.
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In round 7 I found a beater,
Sat in the comfort of my room with a heater.
I didn't watch the show today you see,
Cus in the audience were Sid and me.
We watched it being recorded a few weeks ago,
James Robinson can tell you so.
GOPURAS is the word I can't wait to tell,
Now I'm going to go back into my shell.
Sat in the comfort of my room with a heater.
I didn't watch the show today you see,
Cus in the audience were Sid and me.
We watched it being recorded a few weeks ago,
James Robinson can tell you so.
GOPURAS is the word I can't wait to tell,
Now I'm going to go back into my shell.
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Kirky Baby, you're so clever
Will you be mine forever and ever?
I'll mop your brow while Countdown's airing
And pack you up lunches for your loco staring
But there is one thing, it's a bitter pill
I fear I'll have to share you with Phil
Will you be mine forever and ever?
I'll mop your brow while Countdown's airing
And pack you up lunches for your loco staring
But there is one thing, it's a bitter pill
I fear I'll have to share you with Phil
'This one goes up to eleven'
Fool's top.
Fool's top.
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Sue, I think you should study more nude artwork,Sue Sanders wrote:Kirky Baby, you're so clever
Will you be mine forever and ever?
I'll mop your brow while Countdown's airing
And pack you up lunches for your loco staring
But there is one thing, it's a bitter pill
I fear I'll have to share you with Phil
Then you'd be reminded how all those parts work,
You'll see you can share with Phil and Kirk,
And all three can still get to fill their perk.
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I think, now you say it, I can imagine the game
It resembles a sort of daisy chain
But to make the loop bigger and join the extremes
We need to recruit someone who bats for both teams!
It resembles a sort of daisy chain
But to make the loop bigger and join the extremes
We need to recruit someone who bats for both teams!
'This one goes up to eleven'
Fool's top.
Fool's top.
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Today I could have had a max game
But I've only myself to blame
I feel like a dick wot
Tried to pluralise DIQUAT
Aint the mass noun rule a shame?
But I've only myself to blame
I feel like a dick wot
Tried to pluralise DIQUAT
Aint the mass noun rule a shame?
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Re: Spoilers for Thurs Oct 8th - National Poetry Day
There once was a Countdowner from Peru
who said RESELECT, PRESAGES and KYANISE are nice equallers too.
who said RESELECT, PRESAGES and KYANISE are nice equallers too.
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I've something to say
But it's poetry day
So I'll follow the crowd
Would this be allowed?
MONOPOLAR - round 9.
But it's poetry day
So I'll follow the crowd
Would this be allowed?
MONOPOLAR - round 9.
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There's never a need for questions like thisDavid Kurdynowski wrote:I've something to say
But it's poetry day
So I'll follow the crowd
Would this be allowed?
MONOPOLAR - round 9.
Unless you want people just taking the piss
To know if a word is allowed or is barred
Just visit Lexplorer - it can't be that hard!
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Phil Reynolds wrote: There's never a need for questions like this
Unless you want people just taking the piss
To know if a word is allowed or is barred
Just visit Lexplorer - it can't be that hard!
Re: Spoilers for Thurs Oct 8th - National Poetry Day
Moses! REPOSES unerroneously
(after a children's poem by (I think! - tried to look it up and failed) Michael Rosen)
Julie, as usual, a week behind,
posts it now when nobody minds.
Not a DC beater, but equal to Steve
In round 8, you can take or leave.
(after a children's poem by (I think! - tried to look it up and failed) Michael Rosen)
Julie, as usual, a week behind,
posts it now when nobody minds.
Not a DC beater, but equal to Steve
In round 8, you can take or leave.
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." Benjamin Disraeli
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Kai Laddiman is amazing,
At poems that don't rhyme,
But they annoy Jeffrey Burgin,
Like, all the time.
At poems that don't rhyme,
But they annoy Jeffrey Burgin,
Like, all the time.
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Re: Spoilers for Thurs Oct 8th - National Poetry Day
Oh, dear Chris, a rhyme is what's needed, essential, a must, cosChris Philpot wrote:GIAOURS for seven in whichever round that just was.
National Poetry Day only comes once a year
And you've broken the sublime rhythm of rhyme, I do fear.