3-Word Story

[Rosemary Roberts]

je sais quoi

[Davy Affleck]

aroma of Leeds

[Kirk Bevins]

drink fuelled louts

[Charlie Reams]

scent of gerontic

[Derek Hazell]

sores, blisters and

[Charlie Reams]

other vulgar miscellany.

[Matt Morrison]

"Missile anal us",

[Charlie Reams]

a chart hit

[Michael Wallace]

for "Kirk and

[Derek Hazell]

the Cucumbers", a

[Michael Wallace]

cross dressing group

[Derek Hazell]

which Phil performed

[JimBentley]

admirably considering his

[Charlie Reams]

general lack of

[Innis Carson]

legs, was notoriously

[Phil Reynolds]

difficult to sing

[Matt Morrison]

whilst intoxicated on

[Michael Wallace]

the smell of

[Matt Morrison]

some sweet, sweet

[Charlie Reams]

irony, such as

[Jason Larsen]

lox on pastries.

[Charlie Reams]

Later that day,

[Derek Hazell]

Ed Byrne's Alanis

[Jason Larsen]

he just watched

[Jason Larsen]

and what gave

[Derek Hazell]

Jason's irony meter

[Sue Sanders]

(which didn't work)

[Derek Hazell]

'the Morisette Factor'

[Sue Sanders]

was, ironically, the

[Derek Hazell]

Regis Philbin show

[Jason Larsen]

Who Wants to

[Rosemary Roberts]

Watch Noel Edmonds?

[Sue Sanders]

Tiswas fans don't

[Charlie Reams]

usually understand concepts

[Sue Sanders]

that a custardpie

[Matt Morrison]

is two words

[Sue Sanders]

unless the custardpie

[Derek Hazell]

breaks the rules

[Sue Sanders]

Sill ybi tch.

[Michael Wallace]

We love Countdown

[Jason Larsen]

and we go

[Michael Wallace]

to Stadt Les

[Matt Morrison]

for Das CoLes

[Richard Brittain]

greatest Countdown fan ever

[Jason Larsen]

and why not?

[Dinos Sfyris]

Ja! Feeling funkyzeit

[Richard Brittain]

Deso, we love you

[Phil Reynolds]

Which part of

[Phil Reynolds]

three word story

[Phil Reynolds]

don't you understand?

[Matt Morrison]

You tell 'im.

[Phil Reynolds]

I just did.

[Matt Morrison]

Ah yeah, cool.

[Charlie Reams]

The End. Yep.