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I think people used to be scared of this new technology breaking aeroplanes and maybe they just left the rules in place on some airlines.
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I use airplane mode when on a Cruise Ship!
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Marc Meakin wrote: Thu Nov 02, 2023 2:41 am Flu Jabs.
Ive been having annual flu jabs since before covid and within 4 weeks I have always got the flu
No, you had a bad cold. I used to think the same as you, until one year I really did have the flu. It's another ball game altogether - I could actually understand how people could die of it. I now know I've only had flu once in my life and I never want to have it again.
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Fiona T wrote: Wed Nov 08, 2023 11:21 am Airplane mode
The last couple of flights I've been on they've also asked you to alert the crew if your electronic device starts to emit smoke. I wonder what people used to do? About as likely as a conflagration in a petrol station from someone using a phone while filling their car.
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David Williams wrote: Thu Nov 09, 2023 4:40 pm
Marc Meakin wrote: Thu Nov 02, 2023 2:41 am Flu Jabs.
Ive been having annual flu jabs since before covid and within 4 weeks I have always got the flu
No, you had a bad cold. I used to think the same as you, until one year I really did have the flu. It's another ball game altogether - I could actually understand how people could die of it. I now know I've only had flu once in my life and I never want to have it again.
I've had flu and Pneumonia in the past.
It could have been covid as I was wiped out for 2 days with full body ache and a high temperature.
I still have a cold, runny nose, phlegm on chest.

Ive always assumed a flu jab protects you against some strains of the flu but not all
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The Deathwatch "2017" thread on this forum
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I think the deathwatchness of it is fine. It just has the wrong title.
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Callum Todd wrote: Sun Nov 26, 2023 2:27 pm The Deathwatch "2017" thread on this forum
Maybe it's fixable it needs editing to from 2017
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Marc Meakin wrote: Sun Nov 26, 2023 5:21 pm
Callum Todd wrote: Sun Nov 26, 2023 2:27 pm The Deathwatch "2017" thread on this forum
Maybe it's fixable
The thread-starter can change it, but as people who follow deaths will know, that's now impossible. A moderator probably could.
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Gavin Chipper wrote: Sun Nov 26, 2023 5:25 pm
Marc Meakin wrote: Sun Nov 26, 2023 5:21 pm
Callum Todd wrote: Sun Nov 26, 2023 2:27 pm The Deathwatch "2017" thread on this forum
Maybe it's fixable
The thread-starter can change it, but as people who follow deaths will know, that's now impossible. A moderator probably could.
I'd forgotten who started this thread
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Marc Meakin wrote: Sun Nov 26, 2023 5:48 pm
Gavin Chipper wrote: Sun Nov 26, 2023 5:25 pm
Marc Meakin wrote: Sun Nov 26, 2023 5:21 pm

Maybe it's fixable
The thread-starter can change it, but as people who follow deaths will know, that's now impossible. A moderator probably could.
I'd forgotten who started this thread
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Spa days. Pay £150 to visit a swimming pool you can't actually swim in and sit around in a dressing gown chatting to your mates. People love them so perhaps I'm missing something. Doing one next week so will see if I can be persuaded but strongly suspect it will confirm my views!
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Fiona T wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 4:24 pm Spa days. Pay £150 to visit a swimming pool you can't actually swim in and sit around in a dressing gown chatting to your mates. People love them so perhaps I'm missing something. Doing one next week so will see if I can be persuaded but strongly suspect it will confirm my views!
I always thought that nobody actually pays for their own spa days unless its a group thing.
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Butterfly swimming stroke. Why?
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I mean, swimming is a joke activity anyway, but surely breast stroke is pretty mental too.
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Gavin Chipper wrote: Sat Jul 27, 2024 11:39 am I mean, swimming is a joke activity anyway, but surely breast stroke is pretty mental too.
It's certainly not fun to watch but unlike other sports (I'm talking about equestrian sports and to a lesser extent cycling ) at least its a level playing field
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Fiona T wrote: Sat Jul 27, 2024 10:34 am Butterfly swimming stroke. Why?
A faster evolution from breaststroke which was faster and thus became unfair to those using the traditional style.
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Not an item but news feeds from twitter.
Especially with regards the suspect in the Southport atrocity.
Never thought I would big up the BBC even if they largely avoided the Huw Edwards story on the news
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We have this television and the channels are ordered alphabetically. 4Seven is number 1. BBC 1 is number 23.
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The live stories on the BBC news website. Generally just a load of incoherent stuff stuck together. I'll wait for you to write a proper article on it, thanks.
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Gavin Chipper wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 4:56 pm The live stories on the BBC news website. Generally just a load of incoherent stuff stuck together. I'll wait for you to write a proper article on it, thanks.
Although I got most of my Olympic coverage from Eurosport ,those pieces the BBC did on all of our elite athletes before their events on repeat every day , was annoying and it would seem jinxing those athletes in most cases
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