Celebrations - a ranking

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Celebrations - a ranking

Post by James S Roper » Wed Dec 05, 2018 6:16 pm

You're all an opinionated bunch and I'm bored during the study break, so help settle a debate would you?


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Re: Celebrations - a ranking

Post by Matt Morrison » Wed Dec 05, 2018 6:40 pm

Not answering as I was prepared to rank bar mitzvahs and half-birthday parties.

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Re: Celebrations - a ranking

Post by Tom S » Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:25 pm

Think I did
1. Malteser
2. Twix
3. Milky Bar
4. Galaxy Caramel
5. Galaxy
6. Mars
7. Snickers
8. Bounty (excuse my prejudice)

6,7 and 8 under the would not eat category.

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Post by Mark James » Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:07 pm

Tom S wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:25 pm
Think I did
1. Malteser
2. Twix
3. Milky Bar
4. Galaxy Caramel
5. Galaxy
6. Mars
7. Snickers
8. Bounty (excuse my prejudice)

6,7 and 8 under the would not eat category.
I'd go with that. Maybe swap Milky Way and Galaxy. Definitely agree with Snickers and Bounty down the end. Don't know what it is about Snickers, I usually like peanuts in chocolate (m'n'ms, Starbar etc), but they get it so wrong.

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Re: Celebrations - a ranking

Post by Tom S » Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:23 pm

Mark James wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:07 pm
Tom S wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:25 pm
Think I did
1. Malteser
2. Twix
3. Milky Bar
4. Galaxy Caramel
5. Galaxy
6. Mars
7. Snickers
8. Bounty (excuse my prejudice)

6,7 and 8 under the would not eat category.
I'd go with that. Maybe swap Milky Way and Galaxy. Definitely agree with Snickers and Bounty down the end. Don't know what it is about Snickers, I usually like peanuts in chocolate (m'n'ms, Starbar etc), but they get it so wrong.
Gah it's just the coconut that is the issue in Bounty, and the nuts in Snickers............

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Re: Celebrations - a ranking

Post by Marc Meakin » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:47 pm

Why all the hate for Bounty I had it as no 2 behind Galaxy caramel
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Re: Celebrations - a ranking

Post by Thomas Carey » Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:38 am

Yeah bounty and Snickers top two easy. Fight me
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Re: Celebrations - a ranking

Post by Gavin Chipper » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:23 am

Matt Morrison wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 6:40 pm
Not answering as I was prepared to rank bar mitzvahs and half-birthday parties.
You can do that here.

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Re: Celebrations - a ranking

Post by Gavin Chipper » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:28 am

I think they're all decent actually. I put Galaxy Caramel top and ended up putting Malteaser bottom, but mainly because I can't remember exactly what it's like. All the others are miniatures of proper bars, whereas the Malteaser Celebration isn't a mini Malteaser. It's its own separate thing, and as such not really a thing.

Actually, is Galaxy Caramel a proper bar? Probably not, but it's a more intuitive item.

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Post by Zarte Siempre » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:45 am

In yet more evidence that everything Gev says is rubbish, I had Malteasers top and Galaxy Caramel bottom.
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Re: Celebrations - a ranking

Post by Matt Morrison » Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:12 am

Gavin Chipper wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:28 am
I put Galaxy Caramel top and ended up putting Malteaser bottom, but mainly because I can't remember exactly what it's like. All the others are miniatures of proper bars, whereas the Malteaser Celebration isn't a mini Malteaser.
Really embarrassing spelling mistakes/comprehension errors in here. It's "Malteser" not "Malteaser". I think the little ones in Celebrations are called "Malteser Teasers" or something, and whilst I'll allow you to suck this up into a "Malteaser" (they may well do this themselves sometimes, I don't know), certainly you must be ridiculed at least a little bit for your failures.

Anyway, it's tiny bits of Malteser inside a chocolate bar. A bit like Nestle Crunch (fuck Nestle obviously but this was (is?) an awesome bar) was to puffed rice. And don't you dare try and correct me for not putting the accent into Nestle.
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Actually, is Galaxy Caramel a proper bar?
It absolutely is, though part of me wonders (not sure why even) whether the full-size bar or the Celebration came first.

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Re: Celebrations - a ranking

Post by Gavin Chipper » Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:46 am

Literally just copied the spelling off the poll. And I put Malteaser bottom because that was the thing I voted for in the poll. If Malteser was in the poll I would have voted for that.

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Re: Celebrations - a ranking

Post by Matt Morrison » Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:34 pm

Haha :) I haven't missed chocolate this much in ages actually.

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Post by Peter Mabey » Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:04 pm

Tom S wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:23 pm
Gah it's just the coconut that is the issue in Bounty, and the nuts in Snickers............
No particular preferences otherwise :) , but entirely agree about those.

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Post by Peter Mabey » Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:07 pm

Tom S wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:23 pm
Gah it's just the coconut that is the issue in Bounty, and the nuts in Snickers............
No particular preferences otherwise :) , but entirely agree about those.

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Post by Marc Meakin » Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:51 pm

Why so much hate for the Bounty.
It's my no 1 choice......feel free to post me yours if you hate them so much.
Not keen on the Twix, although judging by how chocolate bars are getting smaller these days, how long before the full priced Twix will be the same size
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Re: Celebrations - a ranking

Post by Gavin Chipper » Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:05 pm

Matt Morrison wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:34 pm
Haha :) I haven't missed chocolate this much in ages actually.
Eat some chocolate then. You can get vegan chocolate.
Marc Meakin wrote:
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Why so much hate for the Bounty.
It's my no 1 choice......feel free to post me yours if you hate them so much.
Yeah, it is a bit odd. They're perfectly fine.

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Post by Phil Reynolds » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:59 pm

Zarte Siempre wrote:
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I had Malteasers top and Galaxy Caramel bottom.
I believe both can now be successfully treated on the NHS.

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Re: Celebrations - a ranking

Post by Ben Wilson » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:35 pm

1. Malteasers (obviously)
2. Galaxy ('normal' chocolate is ridiculously underrated)
3. Twix
4. Milky Way
5. Bounty (despite coconut being my favourite food)
6. Galaxy Caramel
7. Mars
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Post by Gavin Chipper » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:58 am

Now that we have this thread, should we also rank Cadbury Heroes? And also discuss the elephant in the room - do Celebrations and Heroes render Roses and Quality Street pointless?

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Post by Matt Morrison » Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:33 am

I don't think they do at all. For me, Roses/Street are much cuter, have more tradition/emotion tied to them, and, on a far more logical level of judgement, provide a lot more variety which is the whole point of these sort of boxes right?

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Post by Gavin Chipper » Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:55 am

Matt Morrison wrote:
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I don't think they do at all. For me, Roses/Street are much cuter, have more tradition/emotion tied to them, and, on a far more logical level of judgement, provide a lot more variety which is the whole point of these sort of boxes right?
Well, I think it's just that Roses/Quality Street chocolates don't tend to exist outside of their own domain, like as individual bars. And that to me implies something about their general quality. People used to buy them because they simply were the small chocolates you could buy in boxes. But now you can buy the chocolate bars you would actually choose to buy individually but in small form in boxes. Having said that, I don't necessarily think that all Roses/Quality Street chocolates are rubbish, but I think it's sort of implied by the nature of their existence.

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Post by Matt Morrison » Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:26 pm

Nonsense. You only have to look at sexy truffles, which don't exist in fist-sized versions, to know you're talking shit.

Some reasons why small chocolates might not exist in large form:
- they are higher quality and would be too expensive for the consumer to eat in one go at a larger size
- they are a different type of chocolate (truffle centres, caramel centres, fondant centres) that would be too sickly to eat in one go at a larger size
- similarly, producing them at a larger size would lose some sense of their balance between filling(s) and outer layer(s)

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Post by Gavin Chipper » Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:47 pm

OK, there are expensive small chocolates, but Roses and Quality Street are not that, so I could have added that in to the explanation.

Maybe you have a couple of points to consider, but I would be interested to know if sales had fallen since the introduction of Celebrations and Heroes.

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Post by Ian Volante » Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:10 pm

1. Mars
2. Bounty
3. Snickers
4. Malteaser
5. Twix
6. Milky Way
7. Galaxy
8. Galaxy Caramel

I agree with the general comment that straight chocolate sweets are underrated, but Galaxy is a bit shit.

I'm mainly glad that they haven't started making any of these salty yet.
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Re: Celebrations - a ranking

Post by Jon O'Neill » Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:03 pm

Milky Way
Twix
Galaxy
Malteser
Galaxy Caramel
Mars
Snickers
Bounty

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Re: Celebrations - a ranking

Post by Gavin Chipper » Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:03 pm

Looking at the general rating of Bounty, I think having Bounty as your worst thing is a good problem to have. Heroes have Eclairs...

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Post by Thomas Carey » Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:17 pm

Gavin Chipper wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:03 pm
Looking at the general rating of Bounty, I think having Bounty as your worst thing is a good problem to have. Heroes have Eclairs...
^^. Eclairs are fine if that's what you want but it's a chocolate selection box thing so generally you don't. Although heroes do seem to push the definition of chocolate a bit with fudge and the creme egg thingy, the latter of which I eat way too many of since it's pretty much the only food my mum doesn't like.
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Post by Marc Meakin » Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:13 pm

Ok what about Quality street.
Hate the round toffees.
Only give them to the dog as it entertains me for a good five minutes.
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Re: Celebrations - a ranking

Post by Gavin Chipper » Sat Dec 08, 2018 2:14 pm

Thomas Carey wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:17 pm
Gavin Chipper wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:03 pm
Looking at the general rating of Bounty, I think having Bounty as your worst thing is a good problem to have. Heroes have Eclairs...
^^. Eclairs are fine if that's what you want but it's a chocolate selection box thing so generally you don't.
Hard toffee is rubbish though.

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Post by Ben Wilson » Sat Dec 08, 2018 7:15 pm

I agree with Marc about the toffee pennies in Quality Street but the hard chewy caramels in Roses are usually my favourites. I don't mind it putting up a bit of a fight but if it takes out a tooth, then I don't consider it to be a 'sweet'.

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Post by Ian Volante » Wed Dec 12, 2018 1:09 pm

James S Roper wrote:
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You're all an opinionated bunch and I'm bored during the study break, so help settle a debate would you?


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