Still have no recording date yet, but we are Show 34 (and possibly 35) of Series 5, so it'll probably be around October time when it's aired.

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I'm afraid not.....Matt Morrison wrote:... ah yeah, so there's just been a massive fuck-off break in the series. James will be in Series 4, not "the new series". Wikipedia entry is a bit shit though, it acts like today's celebrities special is the first one but there was two before the start of series 4.
I didn't watch the show today but based on that little snippet I'm going to have a stab and say that the final question was winners of rear of the year?James Robinson wrote: SPOILER: Happy to get Marina Ogilvy in the final round, remembered her from an episode of Eggheads, when they lost.
I was thinking the exact same thing. I think I'm annoyed at the uselessness of the 100 people they ask. I can't remember how many people did say planet as something you would find in space but it should have been a lot more than it actually was. Also it's sooooo cheap. £2500 for a charity show? Surely they could do better than that, considering how hard it is to win in the first place. Alexander should be scrapped too and just let Richard host it.Michael Wallace wrote:Man, Pointles seems really shit now. I hope it's just that today's questions were naff and not that I've only just noticed that it's been shit for ages.
Indeed.Ryan Taylor wrote:I didn't watch the show today but based on that little snippet I'm going to have a stab and say that the final question was winners of rear of the year?James Robinson wrote: SPOILER: Happy to get Marina Ogilvy in the final round, remembered her from an episode of Eggheads, when they lost.
I think the celebrity version of the show is a bit of an oddity, but soon as it gets back to normal is when the good stuff comes.Michael Wallace wrote:Man, Pointles seems really shit now. I hope it's just that today's questions were naff and not that I've only just noticed that it's been shit for ages.
This is the thing though, I think the format has just got a bit rubbish with their tweaking to accommodate the fact that it's actually quite hard to set free-for-all questions (as in, just give us an answer, no multiple choice). Multiple choice rounds are rarely interesting (imo), and the round 3 format is basically just another quiz. The head to head is by far the best bit now since it's the only time you get relatively rapid fire questions, and they're all free-for-all answers so it's more fun to play along at home.James Robinson wrote:I think the celebrity version of the show is a bit of an oddity, but soon as it gets back to normal is when the good stuff comes.
Why? (It was 62, by the way.) Don't forget that the 100 people weren't asked, "Is a planet something you would find in space?"; they were asked, "Name as many things you'd find in space as you can." Within 100 seconds, nearly two thirds of them said planet (among other things). That sounds not unreasonable to me.Mark James wrote:I think I'm annoyed at the uselessness of the 100 people they ask. I can't remember how many people did say planet as something you would find in space but it should have been a lot more than it actually was.
Maybe I'm being too harsh but I would've expected at least 80% to get both star and planet. I'd love to have a go at being one of the 100, I'd probably prefer that than actually going on the show. Anyone know anyone who's done it?Phil Reynolds wrote:Why? (It was 62, by the way.) Don't forget that the 100 people weren't asked, "Is a planet something you would find in space?"; they were asked, "Name as many things you'd find in space as you can." Within 100 seconds, nearly two thirds of them said planet (among other things). That sounds not unreasonable to me.Mark James wrote:I think I'm annoyed at the uselessness of the 100 people they ask. I can't remember how many people did say planet as something you would find in space but it should have been a lot more than it actually was.
Given that the only evidence we have are the data from the show, I guess you're being too harsh.Mark James wrote:Maybe I'm being too harsh but I would've expected at least 80% to get both star and planet.
No. That's why they're "Pointless Celebrities".Michael Wallace wrote:Did anyone actually win this week?
I'm guessing that it was only after they'd started showing series 4 that it was announced that Pointless would be swapping places in the schedules with Weakest Link. If this means that Pointless is now going to be on more or less permanently, rather than just for six or ten weeks at a time, then presumably they postponed transmission of series 4 and started showing repeats of series 3 on BBC2 while they got series 5 in the can, giving them a sufficiently large stock of new episodes to be able to keep it going on BBC1 for a while.Matt Morrison wrote:Anyway I'm still a bit confused as to what the fuck happened last series. As James confirmed at one point, they just started showing old repeats and it seemed like only about 15-20 shows into the series.
Awesome. Good work, guys!Phil Reynolds wrote:No. That's why they're "Pointless Celebrities".Michael Wallace wrote:Did anyone actually win this week?
Nah I'd agree. Didn't see it like but I would have hated this since they are playing for charity they should try and do some good rather than just clown around. Saying that, their whole careers have been built on being clowns. I hate it on WWTBAM when celebrities are say on £64,000 and risk a 1 in 4 guess but lose £32,000 as if it's no big deal. Not quite the same thing but essentially they are playing for a serious organisation so should play the game seriously.Michael Wallace wrote: Maybe I'm just being a boring old fart, but I found Dick & Dom's attitude today a bit off - you're supposedly playing for a charity, try and take it just a tiny bit seriously? Or maybe not even seriously, but at least give the impression you're trying to win, rather than thinking it's just some fun game that it's hilarious to be bad at.
Yeah, I'm definitely a boring old fart, oh well.
I thought this was playing the game seriously.Ryan Taylor wrote:I hate it on WWTBAM when celebrities are say on £64,000 and risk a 1 in 4 guess but lose £32,000 as if it's no big deal. Not quite the same thing but essentially they are playing for a serious organisation so should play the game seriously.
If I was in this situation left with a blind guess between 1 in 4 then I'd take £64,000 probably. If it was the new format then I'd probably take the gamble on £75,000. Maybe a poor first example but then I've seen people do it on levels higher up too.Phil Reynolds wrote:I thought this was playing the game seriously.Ryan Taylor wrote:I hate it on WWTBAM when celebrities are say on £64,000 and risk a 1 in 4 guess but lose £32,000 as if it's no big deal. Not quite the same thing but essentially they are playing for a serious organisation so should play the game seriously.Aficionadoes of the show have long recognised [citation needed] that, if you reach the next prize level after the second safe haven, that's the best time to take a punt since the potential gain massively outweighs the potential loss. It used to be gaining £61,000 versus losing £32,000 as you say; since the revamp to the 12-question format it's become an even more tempting gamble since it's now gaining £75,000 versus losing £25,000. In that situation, with at worst a one in four chance of jumping to the next level, I think you'd need to be seriously pessimistic to pull out, regardless of whether you're playing for your own money or a charity.
Yeah, it's not often I see a couple I want to win, but if you get Sao Tome and Principe you go straight into my 'wahey' book.Matt Morrison wrote:Helluva shame that Irish question though. Really liked that couple. If they couldn't win today, it's a crime not to see them again tomorrow. Balls.
But "domestic" to whom? Bear in mind that the contestants weren't brought up in the UK.Mark James wrote:Fair enough if your one doesn't know any Irish leaders but she was so confident picking international politics you would have imagined she would have known enough about domestic politics to know the people she picked weren't.
This sort of thing does surprise me a bit, because you pretty regularly see options in that round where you can have a pretty good guess. The Schoenfeld one was another yesterday, as was the Indian one. It makes you wonder if the people doing the questionnaire are told not to guess.Matt Morrison wrote:and only 3 people being able to guess an "el" airport is Spanish is ridiculous.
The trouble is that it's obviously a Spanish speaking country, but which oneMatt Morrison wrote:and only 3 people being able to guess an "el" airport is Spanish is ridiculous.
Fair enough, then it was just international politics, which she was happy with and still didn't know who they were. I'm not from the UK but I knew who they were, although I suppose I do watch Have I Got News For You and could probably name a hell of a lot more British politicians than Irish ones. I did get three pointless answers though. Result.Phil Reynolds wrote:But "domestic" to whom? Bear in mind that the contestants weren't brought up in the UK.Mark James wrote:Fair enough if your one doesn't know any Irish leaders but she was so confident picking international politics you would have imagined she would have known enough about domestic politics to know the people she picked weren't.
I've finally caught up with this.Matt Morrison wrote:
and only 3 people being able to guess an "el" airport is Spanish is ridiculous.
Mine were SUZERAIN (thanks to practice) and WOODGRAIN (thanks to S64, SF1).Matt Morrison wrote:Agreed on the unlucky bit though I didn't bother checking dictionaries. SCATTERBRAIN and then WHOLEGRAIN were my answers.
Yeah, he would have been my best shot at a pointless answer but I couldn't think of his surname. Having to have been in 10 or more episodes made it really tough, even for fans of The Office; the only other less-well-known cast members I could think of were Oliver Chris (can't remember his character's name, but he was only in the first series so wouldn't count); Patrick Baladi, who played Neil - second series only; and Chris Ineson who played Finchy - again though, only in a handful of episodes.James Robinson wrote:Glad I got Ewen Macintosh in the final too.
Just about the funniest round of all time.Mark James wrote:How could they allow In the Name of Love? It's called Pride. I don't give a fuck what's in the brackets. Anyway I felt it was quite reassuring that nobody seems to know any U2 songs. Just goes to show how shite they really are.
Except for all of mine and CF's rounds, obviously.James Robinson wrote:Just about the funniest round of all time.Mark James wrote:How could they allow In the Name of Love? It's called Pride. I don't give a fuck what's in the brackets. Anyway I felt it was quite reassuring that nobody seems to know any U2 songs. Just goes to show how shite they really are.![]()
Yeah. It would have been my answer if I'd been on the show but I'd have expected it to score, albeit low enough. I'd like to know if they'd have accepted Numb or is it considered an Edge solo effort.James Robinson wrote:Amazed that Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me was Pointless though.
Fill me in (on the round synopsis).Michael Wallace wrote:Absolutely loving round 2 today. Was wondering if the producers were going to have to resort to saying to the pairs "look, we'll toss a coin and whoever wins we'll tell an answer to".
(I operate under the assumption that no-one will read the Pointles thread until they're up to date with Pointles, 'cos you're asking for spoilers otherwise.)Ryan Taylor wrote:Fill me in (on the round synopsis).Michael Wallace wrote:Absolutely loving round 2 today. Was wondering if the producers were going to have to resort to saying to the pairs "look, we'll toss a coin and whoever wins we'll tell an answer to".
It's like calling yourself a wine buff and not being able to name any of the grapes used in Tesco Value booze.Ryan Taylor wrote:First to be eliminated were two twats from Newcastle University one of whom was wearing red twatty trousers and they twattishly thought of themselves as "film buffs" yet couldn't name one single Michael Douglas film. Ha! Fuck off!
Haha, very good.Hugh Binnie wrote:It's like calling yourself a wine buff and not being able to name any of the grapes used in Tesco Value booze.Ryan Taylor wrote:First to be eliminated were two twats from Newcastle University one of whom was wearing red twatty trousers and they twattishly thought of themselves as "film buffs" yet couldn't name one single Michael Douglas film. Ha! Fuck off!
Erm, not really. Michael Douglas is one of the most famous names in acting. He's a multi Academy Award winner and won other top acting awards like Golden Globes and Emmys as well as being the offspriing of two high profile acting people and married to another famous actress. The two are not comparable. He's hardly the Tesco Value wine of the film industry.Hugh Binnie wrote:It's like calling yourself a wine buff and not being able to name any of the grapes used in Tesco Value booze.Ryan Taylor wrote:First to be eliminated were two twats from Newcastle University one of whom was wearing red twatty trousers and they twattishly thought of themselves as "film buffs" yet couldn't name one single Michael Douglas film. Ha! Fuck off!
Wow, chill, it's a joke dude. Like when somebody says "name a football team..." and someone else says "Liverpool" and then they're all like "I said football team lololol"Ryan Taylor wrote:Erm, not really. Michael Douglas is one of the most famous names in acting. He's a multi Academy Award winner and won other top acting awards like Golden Globes and Emmys as well as being the offspriing of two high profile acting people and married to another famous actress. The two are not comparable. He's hardly the Tesco Value wine of the film industry.Hugh Binnie wrote:It's like calling yourself a wine buff and not being able to name any of the grapes used in Tesco Value booze.Ryan Taylor wrote:First to be eliminated were two twats from Newcastle University one of whom was wearing red twatty trousers and they twattishly thought of themselves as "film buffs" yet couldn't name one single Michael Douglas film. Ha! Fuck off!
Err, Liverpool are quite clearly a football team. I mean, what do you think the F in Liverpool FC stands for? Idoit.Jon Corby wrote:Wow, chill, it's a joke dude. Like when somebody says "name a football team..." and someone else says "Liverpool" and then they're all like "I said football team lololol"
Yeah, but I didn't say Liverpool FC. That's the joke. The Liverpool I referred to is the city. That's what makes it so funny.Michael Wallace wrote:Err, Liverpool are quite clearly a football team. I mean, what do you think the F in Liverpool FC stands for? Idoit.Jon Corby wrote:Wow, chill, it's a joke dude. Like when somebody says "name a football team..." and someone else says "Liverpool" and then they're all like "I said football team lololol"
WELL DON'T I LOOK SILLYJon Corby wrote:Yeah, but I didn't say Liverpool FC. That's the joke. The Liverpool I referred to is the city. That's what makes it so funny.Michael Wallace wrote:Err, Liverpool are quite clearly a football team. I mean, what do you think the F in Liverpool FC stands for? Idoit.Jon Corby wrote:Wow, chill, it's a joke dude. Like when somebody says "name a football team..." and someone else says "Liverpool" and then they're all like "I said football team lololol"
Sorry, that did sound overly aggressive. Basically what I meant is, it's funny and witty when you read it the first time but then when you read it again the analogy doesn't stand up to scrutiny.Jon Corby wrote: Wow, chill, it's a joke dude. Like when somebody says "name a football team..." and someone else says "Liverpool" and then they're all like "I said football team lololol"
Never heard of them and I'm meant to be a football fan.Mark James wrote:I really thought I was struggling today to name world cup final scorers. All the ones I thought of I thought were pretty obvious. Turns out they were all pointless. My answers were Tardelli Jaizinho Puskas.
I only caught the very end of it, just as the first answer was wrong and I was trying to work out what the question was. I immediately thought of the last one of those three. But yea they're all pretty well known I'd have thought.Mark James wrote:I really thought I was struggling today to name world cup final scorers. All the ones I thought of I thought were pretty obvious. Turns out they were all pointless. My answers were Tardelli Jaizinho Puskas.
I no rite. I thought today's champions might after they demonstrated vague competence throughout the show, but alas.Hugh Binnie wrote:Nobody's going to pick opera.