Jealous of other people with their sexy full-colour human faces?
Fancy changing your current picture because you're no longer quite so ugly, or quite so kerrazy as you thought appropriate to show everyone when you first put it on?
Sick of pestering Charlie and waiting for him to sort out your user photo that you e-mailed him, like, forever ago?
Well, worry no more.
I am now your official go-to guy for sorting your apterous user images.
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So, please, go right ahead and inundate me with your beautiful faces by e-mailing them to matt@mattmorrison.co.uk.
Note that I will be, of course, resizing and re-proportioning all your pictures to smaller square images, and the focus is, also of course, on your face - so bear that in mind, and choose a photo where you like your own face, not one where you are really proud about holding a cat in one hand and a book in the other hand, cos they'll be getting cropped out.
I'll let you do this in your own time and see what the response is over the next few days.
But I'm on a mission - and the first thing to get done is to completely pictorialise those members shown in the GOTW archive and on the Pro Ranks page.
So I'll shortly start getting in contact with those members and forcibly requesting to look at their faces.
And I'm prepared to nick stuff off Facebook and that, so make sure you get in contact with me so YOU can choose your favourite photo of yourself rather than leave it to my dodgy judgement!*
* Of course, if anyone has any genuinely good reason why they can't have their face shown on apterous, then fair enough. Hoping no one will be this annoying though.