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Watched the third SNL UK episode (by accident). Was slickly done, and a sketch referencing the Traitors was quite decent. However, I barely laughed at all. I know that's partly down to a lack of familiarity with the comedians involved, who, I'm assured are very talented. Maybe they'd be great doing ...

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This reminder also made me think of Alex Johnston, who's just set a new mark for tries scored in Australian rugby league (213). Pretty good you might think. Think back then to Brian Bevan, the overall career record-holder with 796.

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Whatever one thinks of people like Ian Huntley and Ian Watkins (or anyone called Ian), prisons should be able to protect them from other prisoners.

Having seen who's allegedly done him in, I'm wondering if that person thinks he's higher on the moral crime scale compared to Huntley. If so, we're ...

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Philip Wilson wrote: Sat Mar 07, 2026 9:02 pm A bit cheeky having Zero as the first number with 4 letters in its name! (21/2/26).

Yes, without defining where counting starts, or indeed what word would or would not be acceptable to describe the value of 1-1, that's nasty, and pretty poor in general.

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This is not really a coincidence, but it is a good story that I thought I would share.

At the start of last summer, one of my cousins was out playing with his dog, throwing a tennis ball to it. At one point, the ball went behind a tall fence. My cousin thought he was up to scaling the fence, so ...

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Gavin Chipper wrote: Sat Feb 28, 2026 8:20 pm Runner Jeff Galloway who "Jeffing" (meaning run/walking) was named after.

Is that the same as fartlek?

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Marc Meakin wrote: Sat Feb 28, 2026 7:57 pm Ayatollah Khomenei

He died in 1989. Khamenei was his successor.

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It would be great to get ELO ratings for players out of this.

What are ELO ratings? I'm not fully knowledgeable on those.

Elo, rather than ELO, ratings are based on head-to-head matches. Not entirely unlike the Pro Ranks on Apterous, except that uses the Glicko-2 system instead, which ...

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Mark Deeks wrote: Mon Feb 16, 2026 3:31 pm How come some glass lets light through but some reflects you right back at you?

It's a solid object. Some photons hit it and bounce back.

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It seems doomed to be resurrected every decade or so, only to be deemed to be not very good and dumped again.

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sean d wrote: Tue Jan 20, 2026 4:25 pm
Ian Volante wrote: Tue Jan 13, 2026 5:18 pm
sean d wrote: Tue Jan 13, 2026 3:22 pm Has any contestant had the same 9 letter word appear more than once in their games? And did they spot it?
Me

Probably others too.
Cool! What word and did you spot it?

RELATIONS. Didn't go for an exciting variant.

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Apparently so.

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sean d wrote: Tue Jan 13, 2026 3:22 pm Has any contestant had the same 9 letter word appear more than once in their games? And did they spot it?

Me

Probably others too.

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Reece Prescod is joining the Enhanced Games . I thought it was anything goes but apparently:

The Enhanced Games launched as a concept in 2023, with some doping measures permitted under medical supervision.

Only substances approved by the United States' Food and Drug Administration (FDA) can be ...

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Mark Deeks wrote: Sun Jan 11, 2026 7:25 pm What's it all about when you go deaf in an ear for a few seconds for no obvious reason and then it's fine?

I don't get that as such, but it sounds similar to when an additional burst of tinnitus to the usual, which fades quite quickly.

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Gavin Chipper wrote: Tue Jan 06, 2026 1:19 pm
Ian Volante wrote: Tue Jan 06, 2026 12:51 pm
Gavin Chipper wrote: Sat Dec 27, 2025 6:32 pm

Does it? What sort of competitions are you thinking of?
What have you got against canicross?
Well there was that guy who used to steal most of the first places at my local parkrun by having his dog drag him round...

Ha, now I see the problem...

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Gavin Chipper wrote: Sat Dec 27, 2025 6:32 pm
Marc Meakin wrote: Sat Dec 27, 2025 5:49 pm
Gavin Chipper wrote: Sat Dec 27, 2025 4:08 pm People who enter their dog into competitions.
Depends on the competition
Does it? What sort of competitions are you thinking of?

What have you got against canicross?

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I watched all of Lazarus the other day. It was quite interesting and reasonably well done, with a few false trails chucked in (or were they?). The odd surprise too. 7/10, wouldn't watch again.

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Gavin Chipper wrote: Tue Nov 18, 2025 11:31 pm It's better than that 500 Miles song. I've always said so.

Absolutely, and a bigger hit too, at least until 2007.

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When Del Boy in Only Fools and Horses is misusing French sayings, "Bonnet De Douche" means shower cap. I mean, I've put this in the "obvious" thread, but I'd say it's pretty niche. I'm not sure why anyone would know this without quite good French knowledge or looking it up.

Both bonnet and ...

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When Del Boy in Only Fools and Horses is misusing French sayings, "Bonnet De Douche" means shower cap. I mean, I've put this in the "obvious" thread, but I'd say it's pretty niche. I'm not sure why anyone would know this without quite good French knowledge or looking it up.

Both bonnet and ...

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The "general knowledgeness" of almost all mythology stuff (e.g. Greek, Norse) is purely sustained by quizzes and essentially has no existence outside them.

Seems an actually good candidate for the thread - depending on what you mean by almost all. Certainly there's lots of obscure stuff on ...

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If you google What nationality were The tweets?, you get a long list of conspiracy theories about Twitter/X

I asked ChatGPT who assures me they were British

Well all my sources say they were British, possibly just referring to Henry Hadaway, the producer who decided to put the tune out in the ...

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I Swear biopic of John Davidson sufferer of Tourettes.
One of the best films of the year very sad but also very funny.
People of a certain age may remember John from the documentary John's Not Mad

If it's that one we greatly enjoyed at school, then yes. Finest entertainment since Joey Deacon ...

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Philip A wrote: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:08 am Common mispronunciations that irk me:

- sudoku as “su du ko”
- turmeric as “chew muh rick”
- asterisk as “Asterix” (the Gaul)

Metathesis innit

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Tracey Anne Mills wrote: Tue Sep 16, 2025 12:36 pm Robert Redford 1936-2025

The winning team in my quiz last night was Redford Deadford Redemptionford.

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Just came here to suggest that Eoin's not going to be happy. Glad I played the duel at midnight.

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For many years I had an old Mac computer that failed to load apterous through the Java console periodically after an update. Every time that happened (probably more than five times), I reported it to Charlie, and every time he invested effort to get it up and running again for me within a week or ...

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I've visited a couple of times, no reason to work there though.

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I didn't have to do it first time, so I haven't a clue.

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Aye it would be nice to see Charlie being more prominent. It feels like other things in his life are more important nowadays.

I've no idea whether his prominence is related to how quickly problems get fixed, or whether they always get fixed as quickly as possible, so there's no point me making any ...

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My trajectory thus far has been Android --> Windows --> iPhone.

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Similar problems at the moment. Coincidentally, I just came across someone who's trying to solve this problem by loading unwanted crawlers with vast amounts of data to in theory break them.

https://ache.one/notes/html_zip_bomb

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Around that now (470) and it's struggling.

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It is said that we can only taste five basic tastes with our tongues - sweet, sour, bitter, salt, umami - but smell contributes most to flavour, with about one squillion flavours experienced through our sense of smell. So why not outsource it completely to our noses? One squillion flavours is fine ...

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For football:
Bramall Lane
Kirklees Stadium
Old Trafford

For rugby league:
Anfield
Old Trafford
Elland Road
Kirklees Stadium
St James's Park
Tynecastle
Murrayfield (also one union match)
Wembley (old and new)
Gigg Lane
Burnden Park
(also Headingley, Barley Mow, Belle Vue, Mount Pleasant, Kingston ...

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Charlie Reams wrote: Sun Jul 06, 2025 11:55 am Yes. (Power issue at our cloud provider, apparently.)

I hope that wasn't to do with someone hoovering again.

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Philip A wrote: Tue Jun 24, 2025 5:53 pm The most boring sport imaginable is synchronised swimming. Golf, cricket, motor racing aren’t even close.

You may be correct that this is unpopular, but I can't say I've yet seen evidence of anyone arguing that artistic swimming isn't boring.

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This is interesting (YMMV)

https://www.theregister.com/2025/06/15/ai_model_collapse_pollution

TL;DR - so much ChatGPT generated content on t'intertubes that AI is learning from AI generated content and quality gets lower and lower.
Don't throw away that set of encyclopaedia Brittanica just yet ...

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As far as I'm aware, it's generally quite a smooth process these days, especially on the same operating system, as I suspect those phones are likely to be.

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Rhys Benjamin wrote: Wed Jun 18, 2025 10:40 pm Carol Vorderman’s gone quiet recently.

Hah.

I was thinking I'd seen her appearing on stuff a bit recently for the first time in a while. Although I suspect you're referring to her talking about a particular issue? I'm not sure what.

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Gavin Chipper wrote: Tue Jun 17, 2025 4:16 pm
Ian Volante wrote: Tue Jun 17, 2025 11:42 am
Paul Worsley wrote: Tue Jun 17, 2025 9:06 am Kim Woodburn 83 RIP.

"The Queen of Clean"
Two dead ladies.
The two fat ladies were already both dead. Kim's "other half" (Aggie) is still alive.

Clearly occupying the same space in my brain.

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Paul Worsley wrote: Tue Jun 17, 2025 9:06 am Kim Woodburn 83 RIP.

"The Queen of Clean"

Two dead ladies.

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Walking to school along a quiet, empty road apart from one parked car, another car came along and drove straight into the back of this solitary parked car, and knocked it across the footway and through the fence surrounding the adjacent cow field, all about ten metres in front of me.

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A set of metal football goalposts once fell on me. Hit me in the back, knocked me over and hit the ground just above my head.

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I believe there's evidence that older women are relatively better at endurance events than older blokes.

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I'm tempted, will have to see what my schedule is like nearer the time. Can vouch for the venue being excellent, and I et at Mamma Roma on Saturday with my korfball team, it's a nice place.

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White sauce and cheese really spoil lasagne.

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Mark Deeks wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 12:24 am When people post xoxoxoxox etc on messages as a form of affectation, the o is supposed to represent a hug.

Really?

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By the way is it just me that uses Spotify mainly to find songs to add to their list rather than actually listening to the songs?

Also, you have a list of songs? Why?

I mean, the idea is to listen to them. But in practice I don't go on Spotify very much except when I'm adding songs ...

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Gavin Chipper wrote: Mon Mar 31, 2025 1:14 pm By the way is it just me that uses Spotify mainly to find songs to add to their list rather than actually listening to the songs?

Also, you have a list of songs? Why?

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Gavin Chipper wrote: Mon Mar 31, 2025 1:14 pm By the way is it just me that uses Spotify mainly to find songs to add to their list rather than actually listening to the songs?

I quite often use my Deezer account for sharing a song with others rather than listening. I do get good use out of it, mostly when I'm driving.

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Citizen Kane. Then I had to go read about why it's good.

In other words it isn't. I watched it a couple of years or so ago and wasn't massively impressed.

I found it reasonably engaging, but also somewhat contrived in its central 'mystery'.

In terms of making use of numerous techniques ...

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The only channel island actually in the channel is Alderney

I can't find a definition of the English Channel which excludes any parts of it that are between its defined eastern and western extremities?

Was told it at the weekend and at least one source appears to concur, but yeah other ...

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Citizen Kane. Then I had to go read about why it's good.

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Since a recent Windows update, the mouse cursor often appears enormous when I turn my laptop on. So I restart it and it goes back to normal size. Any reason for that?

I'd say that's a big pointer.

I turned off the fast start-up thing, so it's effectively like a restart every time I turn ...

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I watched A Complete Unknown the the Bob Dylan biopic. I thought it was OK, but for its length there was very little in the way of actual story. You could sum it up in a few seconds. In fact I will.

New musician Bob Dylan visits Woody Guthrie in hospital and plays him some music. Guthrie is ...

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Fiona T wrote: Mon Mar 24, 2025 12:03 pm The only channel island actually in the channel is Alderney

I can't find a definition of the English Channel which excludes any parts of it that are between its defined eastern and western extremities?

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Doug Laughton, one of the most astute sporting minds of the latter part of the 20th century.

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