Official thread of scrag
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A record max for a 9 round game, with two nines and three eights. Yet I struggled to a 70-67 over Ben Pugh after he blobbed both numbers games due to a fault with the interface. In fairness we both got the nines and I would've posted 92 against a weaker opponent, but it was still a waste of an opportunity.
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When it comes to conundrums - don't play me or Charlie - we are quality at them:
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=17433
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That's not too bad - all the bots have been seriously beefed up on the numbers games. I'm pretty sure I've seen both Waldorf and Caesar post perfect Numbers Attack games in recent days and even Prune isn't a complete pushover any more. In fact, Prune beat my sorry ass at a Hyper Numbers Attack last night; I was terrible, but even if I'd been playing reasonably well I'd probably still have lost.Jimmy wrote:http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=17639
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I really hope you weren't cheating in that one as well...Joseph Bolas wrote:http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=20149
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No, I didn't cheat in this game.Dan Vanniasingham wrote:I really hope you weren't cheating in that one as well...Joseph Bolas wrote:http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=20149
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Not sure whether this is scrag or 'foaming at mouth pissed-off-edness', largely because I had OUTREACHES wrongly disallowed which affected the scoreline. I suppose the moral of the story is 'don't play hyper'.
Not sure whether this is scrag or 'foaming at mouth pissed-off-edness', largely because I had OUTREACHES wrongly disallowed which affected the scoreline. I suppose the moral of the story is 'don't play hyper'.
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I reckon it was just nude's lucky day.Ben Wilson wrote:http://apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=21025
Not sure whether this is scrag or 'foaming at mouth pissed-off-edness', largely because I had OUTREACHES wrongly disallowed which affected the scoreline. I suppose the moral of the story is 'don't play hyper'.

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http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=21158Ben Wilson wrote: I suppose the moral of the story is 'don't play hyper'.
Round 8


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This has to be one of the most severe cases of short-term memory loss. 

16/10/2007 - Episode 4460
Dinos Sfyris 76 - 78 Dorian Lidell
Proof that even idiots can get well and truly mainwheeled.
Dinos Sfyris 76 - 78 Dorian Lidell
Proof that even idiots can get well and truly mainwheeled.
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I don't see anything repeated. What am I missing?Kai Laddiman wrote:This has to be one of the most severe cases of short-term memory loss.
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ARIDISOL.Ian Volante wrote:I don't see anything repeated. What am I missing?Kai Laddiman wrote:This has to be one of the most severe cases of short-term memory loss.

16/10/2007 - Episode 4460
Dinos Sfyris 76 - 78 Dorian Lidell
Proof that even idiots can get well and truly mainwheeled.
Dinos Sfyris 76 - 78 Dorian Lidell
Proof that even idiots can get well and truly mainwheeled.
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To quote you KaiKai Laddiman wrote:ARIDISOL.Ian Volante wrote:I don't see anything repeated. What am I missing?

Kai Laddiman wrote:AEROSOL lol ALFISOL lol ANDISOL lol ANDOSOL lol ARIDISOL lol CORTISOL lol CREOSOL lol CRESOL lol CYTOSOL lol ENTISOL lol ENTRESOL lol EUSOL lol GIRASOL lol HISTOSOL lol LITHOSOL lol MOLLISOL lol OXISOL lol PALAEOSOL lol PARASOL lol PLASTISOL lol PODSOL lol SOL lol SPODOSOL lol ULTISOL lol VERTISOL lol
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GRRRR lolJoseph Bolas wrote:To quote you KaiKai Laddiman wrote:ARIDISOL.Ian Volante wrote:I don't see anything repeated. What am I missing?:
Kai Laddiman wrote:AEROSOL lol ALFISOL lol ANDISOL lol ANDOSOL lol ARIDISOL lol CORTISOL lol CREOSOL lol CRESOL lol CYTOSOL lol ENTISOL lol ENTRESOL lol EUSOL lol GIRASOL lol HISTOSOL lol LITHOSOL lol MOLLISOL lol OXISOL lol PALAEOSOL lol PARASOL lol PLASTISOL lol PODSOL lol SOL lol SPODOSOL lol ULTISOL lol VERTISOL lol
16/10/2007 - Episode 4460
Dinos Sfyris 76 - 78 Dorian Lidell
Proof that even idiots can get well and truly mainwheeled.
Dinos Sfyris 76 - 78 Dorian Lidell
Proof that even idiots can get well and truly mainwheeled.
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Can't believe how many points I allowed Ev to get past me here
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=23465

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A definite scrag in this one: http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=23614
I should have been on 75 points after nine rounds, including stupidly throwing away a nine with a bad decision (not going for RESECTION). A further three maxes missed with timidity (KINGLESS) or just plain stupidity (VIDEOES), and I went on to lose the bloody thing!
I should have been on 75 points after nine rounds, including stupidly throwing away a nine with a bad decision (not going for RESECTION). A further three maxes missed with timidity (KINGLESS) or just plain stupidity (VIDEOES), and I went on to lose the bloody thing!
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http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=24219 How to get some really cracking spots and choke the 3 easiest rounds all in the same game. 

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This might be a trifle unfair to put this in here on behalf of Simon but in round 4 I screamed for a final C for COUNTDOWN. Simon didn't spot it and the rare opportunity went past. To date no letters game has had COUNTDOWN as a max.
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=24869
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=24869
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He mugged you on rd 12 thoughKirk Bevins wrote:This might be a trifle unfair to put this in here on behalf of Simon but in round 4 I screamed for a final C for COUNTDOWN. Simon didn't spot it and the rare opportunity went past. To date no letters game has had COUNTDOWN as a max.
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=24869

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By far the worst game I've ever played. My mind went blank in the first round, and never un-blanked.
By far the worst game I've ever played. My mind went blank in the first round, and never un-blanked.
Re: Official thread of scrag
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=25826
Almost one of the greatest comebacks in history, but failing to get the conundrum meant instead it's just a big pile of gash
55-7 down after 6 rounds
(and a hat-tip to James Hurrell for teaching me AIRDROP yesterday)
Almost one of the greatest comebacks in history, but failing to get the conundrum meant instead it's just a big pile of gash

55-7 down after 6 rounds

(and a hat-tip to James Hurrell for teaching me AIRDROP yesterday)
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I don't think I've ever been more annoyed playing countdown than after I threw this one away. Even did a little fist pump after I "solved" the conundrum.
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Blow me.

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Nooooooooooo, just bottled the chance to rack up an absolutely titanic speedgoat score. Brain completely froze when I had to pick in rd 10, spotted UMLAUT in rd 12 only to belatedly realise I'd picked the wrong letter, somehow convinced myself 33*25 equalled 725 and then topped it all off with a ludicrous guess at the goatundrum
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=26217

http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=26217
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Kill me now! Losing to Apterous Nude!
I know I've got a stinking cold, hence I chose Nude rather than Waldorf, but crap:
http://apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=26491
Unusual for Nude to get a 9 though.

I know I've got a stinking cold, hence I chose Nude rather than Waldorf, but crap:
http://apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=26491
Unusual for Nude to get a 9 though.
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I had 7 consecutive words disallowed across two games:
The last four rounds of this game: (for some reason my failed conundrum guess didn't show up)
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=26578
And the first four of this:
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=26588
The last four rounds of this game: (for some reason my failed conundrum guess didn't show up)
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=26578
And the first four of this:
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=26588
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Can a bot scrag? Velvet sure did in this one!
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I'm going to propose this as my worst performance ever. Ironically, the previous game between us finished 125 - 106.
I'm going to propose this as my worst performance ever. Ironically, the previous game between us finished 125 - 106.
If you cut a gandiseeg in half, do you get two gandiseegs or two halves of a gandiseeg?
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Worst performance in a long time. But Innis did play well.
Worst performance in a long time. But Innis did play well.
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http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=28492
Missed some obvious words, and could have had a higher score!
Nah just kidding. It's http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=28512 that i'm horrified at. What a fall!
Missed some obvious words, and could have had a higher score!
Nah just kidding. It's http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=28512 that i'm horrified at. What a fall!
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Velvet is far too good for his rating. I've just been destroyed. He kept me to my lowest score for bloody ages. I missed a few bits but came out with some nice spots and still get whooped. I got the conundrum just after he buzzed too. I hate playing bots (you'll notice I'm not on the frequency page for bot-playing)
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=28701
I also missed a nickname that some kids gave me in another school in round 11.
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=28701
I also missed a nickname that some kids gave me in another school in round 11.
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Velvet is a she, and tbh round 10 is a bit of a shocker.Kirk Bevins wrote:Velvet is far too good for his rating. I've just been destroyed. He kept me to my lowest score for bloody ages. I missed a few bits but came out with some nice spots and still get whooped. I got the conundrum just after he buzzed too. I hate playing bots (you'll notice I'm not on the frequency page for bot-playing)
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=28701
I also missed a nickname that some kids gave me in another school in round 11.
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Why? Show me a simple solution.Michael Wallace wrote:
Velvet is a she, and tbh round 10 is a bit of a shocker.
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(50+8x4)x10+7Kirk Bevins wrote:Why? Show me a simple solution.Michael Wallace wrote:
Velvet is a she, and tbh round 10 is a bit of a shocker.
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What he said.Junaid Mubeen wrote:(50+8x4)x10+7Kirk Bevins wrote:Why? Show me a simple solution.Michael Wallace wrote:
Velvet is a she, and tbh round 10 is a bit of a shocker.
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Fair enough. Not the immediately obvious route. I deny the claim that the game is obvious.Ian Volante wrote:
What he said.
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Eh, after multiplying by 16 didn't work I noticed that you have a 7, the target ends in 7, and that you have a 10. It was fortunate that the rest worked out but obviously it's going to differ from person to person.
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Fair enough. I tried other clever tricks. One of those things. Now let me get on with my practising with my head in shame.Michael Wallace wrote:Eh, after multiplying by 16 didn't work I noticed that you have a 7, the target ends in 7, and that you have a 10. It was fortunate that the rest worked out but obviously it's going to differ from person to person.
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Practising? SPOILERS!!!111oneKirk Bevins wrote:Fair enough. I tried other clever tricks. One of those things. Now let me get on with my practising with my head in shame.Michael Wallace wrote:Eh, after multiplying by 16 didn't work I noticed that you have a 7, the target ends in 7, and that you have a 10. It was fortunate that the rest worked out but obviously it's going to differ from person to person.
(etc.)
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5 disallowed words and some appalling misses. And in front of the Countdown man himself. I haven't been this embarrassed since I dropped both my drumsticks during a song at a gig.
I was completely sober while playing this absolute shambles of a game, by the way.
5 disallowed words and some appalling misses. And in front of the Countdown man himself. I haven't been this embarrassed since I dropped both my drumsticks during a song at a gig.
I was completely sober while playing this absolute shambles of a game, by the way.
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The most elusive 9 in statland strikes again!Chris Davies wrote:http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=29209
5 disallowed words and some appalling misses. And in front of the Countdown man himself. I haven't been this embarrassed since I dropped both my drumsticks during a song at a gig.
I was completely sober while playing this absolute shambles of a game, by the way.
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No offense, but yeah you were shit. ODONTAL is the word Richard Brittain had disallowed against Corby, an RICIER is a common one (valid in Scrabble, I think). Remember that RICIEST^ = ERISTIC.Chris Davies wrote:http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=29209
5 disallowed words and some appalling misses. And in front of the Countdown man himself. I haven't been this embarrassed since I dropped both my drumsticks during a song at a gig.
I was completely sober while playing this absolute shambles of a game, by the way.
If you cut a gandiseeg in half, do you get two gandiseegs or two halves of a gandiseeg?
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Haha, in fairness that's pretty good, I've never seen that one before.Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If you cut a gandiseeg in half, do you get two gandiseegs or two halves of a gandiseeg?
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Link.
Not sure if this qualifies as scrag or just 'strange games'. Call me infantile, but it makes me laugh.
Not sure if this qualifies as scrag or just 'strange games'. Call me infantile, but it makes me laugh.
If you cut a gandiseeg in half, do you get two gandiseegs or two halves of a gandiseeg?
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Martin Gardner wrote:Haha, in fairness that's pretty good, I've never seen that one before.Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?




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Awesome.Martin Gardner wrote:Link.
Not sure if this qualifies as scrag or just 'strange games'. Call me infantile, but it makes me laugh.
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I wonder how on earth Innis missed this one in round 11! http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=30765
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Hehe, cheers. I was on pretty good form at the time. Why'd you post it in scrag? There was nothing really bad about your playing.
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UNPERFDONY, AUBURNS and FAMINOTAChris Davies wrote:Hehe, cheers. I was on pretty good form at the time. Why'd you post it in scrag? There was nothing really bad about your playing.
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http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?ga ... 56#r474956
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?ga ... 96#r482796
Two consecutive days, I make the same mistake on the same conundrum. Against the same person.
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?ga ... 96#r482796
Two consecutive days, I make the same mistake on the same conundrum. Against the same person.