Preferred Smell of Your Farts

[Douglas Wilson]

Sorry if this is a bit crass, but with this being a male dominated forum I thought it would be above board.

So I was wondering when you/someone else farts what do you like smell to be.

You can discuss if further if your mood/the company or environment you're in changes your opinion.

[Joseph Krol]

I like my farts to smell of butlers when in polite company.

[Ben Hunter]

I like my farts to smell of butlers when in polite company.

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[Brian Moore]

I refer the honourable gentleman to the question I posed earlier.

If I can smell them I've never been able to categorise them, and assume that, given what I guess to be an evolutionary reason for perceiving ones own farts as less odourous than other people's, if I can smell my own, it must be a real honker.

[Jon O'Neill]

I'll be happy when this thread stops appearing in View Unread Posts, you sick, sick people.

Cabbagey.

[Marc Meakin]

presumably a wet fasrt smells of shit
i once farted in a lift and tried to mask it with some disinfectant the cleaner got in and said it smells like someone has shat a pine tree

[Peter Mabey]

After an attack of shingles I've been left with chronic rhinitis and can hardly smell anything whatever.

[Jon Corby]

I went for 'curry', purely because it always amuses me how similar the smell is to the actual curry itself.