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Stewart agrees to allow SALIVAS in return for Dave's "services". Jeff drools at the thought.

Dave catches the contagious Dundas syndrome off Stewart and he's delighted he has finally got rid of it!

Could someone maybe describe who/what's going on here, for those of us (un)fortunate enough not to have a clue?

Also, I condone caption competitions - I hosted one on a forum a couple of years ago, which produced some truly awesome moments.

You mean you want a serious caption? How unsporting! It's a photo from Colin 2008, which was yesterday.

And Red Bull is supposed to give you energy...

Jeff's proposal of a threesome is met with mixed reactions.

Conor's plan to hold a magnet under the table causing Stewart's robotic hands to lock to it whereupon he would steal the Scrabble Grand Master's glasses, put them on, arrogantly sip a glass of water and eat a pringle before declaring nine took a turn for the worst when it interfered with Dave's pacemaker.

None of the COLINers appeared to notice the disembodied head of the late George Best hovering eerily outside the window - and WHAT an aura!!!

Conor wrote:And Red Bull is supposed to give you energy...

It enabled two pringles to defy gravity and float to the top of a cup.

Holden: "Who gave that muppet super glue in the first place?"

I'm beginning to think it's more entertaining if you don't know what's going on there.

One annoyance of the hair of course, it's not like you can't tell who's in the photo.

.. so you can carry on being cheeky bastards for a bit... suits me.

DC

Desperate for a victory by any means Stewart had slipped some cyanide in the Red Bull.

Stewart is very pleased after winning a tricky letters round as he has FARTED and so Dave's DEATH is overlooked.