Warrant out for horse sex accused.
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:54 pm
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Warrant out for horse sex accused.
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Re: Warrant out for horse sex accused.
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:13 pm
Buggery; best word ever.....
Re: Warrant out for horse sex accused.
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:15 pm
Naartjie is better.
Re: Warrant out for horse sex accused.
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:40 pm
If you read it carefully:
you'll notice that it's buggery of a donkey but with a horse. The horse is his co-accused.Joseph Squires, 66, of Overpark Avenue, is charged with buggery of a donkey between February and April 1999 and buggery with a horse in March 2004.
Re: Warrant out for horse sex accused.
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:56 pm
I think that just means it was consensual.Gavin Chipper wrote:If you read it carefully:
you'll notice that it's buggery of a donkey but with a horse. The horse is his co-accused.Joseph Squires, 66, of Overpark Avenue, is charged with buggery of a donkey between February and April 1999 and buggery with a horse in March 2004.
Re: Warrant out for horse sex accused.
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:04 pm
I think this thread is missing a poll.
Re: Warrant out for horse sex accused.
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:25 am
...was it in the ass?
Re: Warrant out for horse sex accused.
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:34 am
That was just pony.Mark Harrison wrote:...was it in the ass?
Re: Warrant out for horse sex accused.
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:36 am
I used to think my dad was into Horses as he always used to fancy the one with the sheepskin noseband.
Re: Warrant out for horse sex accused.
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:48 pm
There was a similar case in Bradford Magistrates' Court about 20 odd years ago. A chap had been caught having sex with a horse in the middle of a field.
After pleading guilty, his solicitor gave his mitigation. He explained that his client had been taken into care at an early age and, in his childhood, he had been regularly moved from one foster home to another. "In fact" said the solicitor "I think it's fair to say that my client has never had a stable relationship".
Needless to say, the Courtroom cracked up in laughter.
After pleading guilty, his solicitor gave his mitigation. He explained that his client had been taken into care at an early age and, in his childhood, he had been regularly moved from one foster home to another. "In fact" said the solicitor "I think it's fair to say that my client has never had a stable relationship".
Needless to say, the Courtroom cracked up in laughter.
Re: Warrant out for horse sex accused.
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:04 pm
ALOLd, thanks for that, Philip!Philip Jarvis wrote: "In fact" said the solicitor "I think it's fair to say that my client has never had a stable relationship".
How awful can it be, though? Sick, yes, but presumably an animal as large as a horse could run off if it wanted to.
Re: Warrant out for horse sex accused.
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:17 pm
Thereby, hangs a tail.Julie T wrote:ALOLd, thanks for that, Philip!Philip Jarvis wrote: "In fact" said the solicitor "I think it's fair to say that my client has never had a stable relationship".
How awful can it be, though? Sick, yes, but presumably an animal as large as a horse could run off if it wanted to.
Re: Warrant out for horse sex accused.
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:00 pm
They've removed the word "buggery" from the article while still claiming that it was last updated at at 17:22 GMT, Wednesday, 6 January 2010. They should bugger off.