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Neutral news

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:27 pm
by Jason Larsen
ITV have replaced Ben Shepherd as the host of The Krypton Factor by Amanda Holden from Britain's Got Talent.

Source: A quarter of the way down on the page http://www.gameshownewsnet.com

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:36 pm
by JimBentley
Hmm. Ben Shepherd is something of a charisma vortex, but I've never understood why people find Amanda Holden attractive; she looks like a fish (and not even an attractive fish, like a carp or a garpike - she's more like a cod) so I'm not sure what to make of this news.

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:56 pm
by Gavin Chipper
JimBentley wrote:Hmm. Ben Shepherd is something of a charisma vortex, but I've never understood why people find Amanda Holden attractive; she looks like a fish (and not even an attractive fish, like a carp or a garpike - she's more like a cod) so I'm not sure what to make of this news.
I thought you were going to say she looked like an aholehole. That would be harsh. (Not that I know what one looks like.)

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:13 pm
by Jason Larsen
It's true!

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:37 am
by Kirk Bevins
Jason Larsen wrote:It's true!
That she looks like an aholehole? How kind, Jason.

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:48 am
by Charlie Reams
Be-Holden:
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Re: Neutral news

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:58 am
by Jason Larsen
Kirk Bevins wrote:
Jason Larsen wrote:It's true!
That she looks like an aholehole? How kind, Jason.
Actually, that's not true, Kirk. Please watch this thread.

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:06 am
by Jason Larsen
Oh. my. gosh.

I have just made a big mistake.

Actually, The Crystal Maze will be revived with her as host.

I'm sure the man who shall remain nameless will not be happy about that. Or, I'll just come right out and say his name. Dinos.

It sounds like ITV is going way downhill and have shot themselves in the foot about this.

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:43 am
by Marc Meakin
Charlie Reams wrote:Be-Holden:
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Tilefish?

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:17 pm
by Gavin Chipper
Charlie Reams wrote:Be-Holden:
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Looks more like Stewart than Amanda.

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:29 pm
by Marc Meakin
Gavin Chipper wrote:
Charlie Reams wrote:Be-Holden:
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Looks more like Stewart than Amanda.
Tilefish?
(used to be Stewart's company)

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:49 pm
by Gavin Chipper
Did it? Seems I missed all that then.

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:51 pm
by Derek Hazell
Marc Meakin wrote:Tilefish?
(used to be Stewart's company)
Subtle jokes are the best kind, but the downside is sometimes they pass by without being recognized. I had to read this one of Matt's in Jason's other thread about 4 times before I finally got it!

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:25 pm
by Gavin Chipper
So Charlie's joke was actually quite good. But I don't think I will tell him that.[/Larsen]

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:28 pm
by Jason Larsen
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all -- especially to her.

Amanda may be a nice person after all!

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:24 pm
by Alec Rivers
Jason Larsen wrote:Amanda may be a nice person after all!
Well, I wouldn't kick her out of the bed if she farted. ;)

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:35 pm
by Derek Hazell
Alec Rivers wrote:Well, I wouldn't kick her out of the bed if she farted. ;)
And if the heat of your passion caused her botox-filled face to explode resulting in you accidently ingesting some of the botulinum toxin, you wouldn't be able to!

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:24 am
by Jason Larsen
Alec

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:44 am
by Alec Rivers
Derek Hazell wrote:
Alec Rivers wrote:Well, I wouldn't kick her out of the bed if she farted. ;)
And if the heat of your passion caused her botox-filled face to explode resulting in you accidently ingesting some of the botulinum toxin, you wouldn't be able to!
It's not those lips I'd be munching. :shock:

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:44 am
by Lesley Hines
Alec Rivers wrote:
Derek Hazell wrote:
Alec Rivers wrote:Well, I wouldn't kick her out of the bed if she farted. ;)
And if the heat of your passion caused her botox-filled face to explode resulting in you accidently ingesting some of the botulinum toxin, you wouldn't be able to!
It's not those lips I'd be munching. :shock:
Alec [/Larsen]

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:56 am
by Alec Rivers
Soz.

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:29 am
by Marc Meakin
Derek Hazell wrote:
Marc Meakin wrote:Tilefish?
(used to be Stewart's company)
Subtle jokes are the best kind, but the downside is sometimes they pass by without being recognized. I had to read this one of Matt's in Jason's other thread about 4 times before I finally got it!
Read it 5 times, still don't get it :?

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:38 pm
by Lesley Hines
Marc Meakin wrote:
Derek Hazell wrote:
Marc Meakin wrote:Tilefish?
(used to be Stewart's company)
Subtle jokes are the best kind, but the downside is sometimes they pass by without being recognized. I had to read this one of Matt's in Jason's other thread about 4 times before I finally got it!
Read it 5 times, still don't get it :?
The implication that for Jason to 'take it from my husband' wouldn't be an improvement on his marital status. C'mon Marc you're normally quicker than that! :lol: ;) Your mind must just be cleaner than mine!

Re: Neutral news

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:18 pm
by Marc Meakin
Yeah, I got THAT joke, but I somehow thought there was a subtler joke hidden (possibly a drug reference)