Is it the done thing ...

Alec Rivers · Post by **Alec Rivers** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:38 pm

... to start a 3-word story when such a thing has been done before? If it's okay, I'll start with:

Jason was fidgeting

Kai Laddiman · Post by **Kai Laddiman** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 5:19 pm

with James Robinson's

Matthew Green · Post by **Matthew Green** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:38 pm

penis, when discharge

Ben Hunter · Post by **Ben Hunter** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:43 pm

Matthew Green wrote:penis, when discharge

resembling frogspawn spewed

Charlie Reams · Post by **Charlie Reams** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:52 pm

forth from the

Brian Moore · Post by **Brian Moore** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:57 pm

fourth from the

Charlie Reams · Post by **Charlie Reams** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:07 pm

top, which was

Gavin Chipper · Post by **Gavin Chipper** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:19 pm

top witch. Was

Charlie Reams · Post by **Charlie Reams** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:20 pm

the top witch

Gavin Chipper · Post by **Gavin Chipper** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:22 pm

the top witch?

Charlie Reams · Post by **Charlie Reams** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:36 pm

Which was which?

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:39 pm

Ritch was Witch.

Kai Laddiman · Post by **Kai Laddiman** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:39 pm

Anyway, it exploded

Brian Moore · Post by **Brian Moore** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:56 pm

forth from the

Charlie Reams · Post by **Charlie Reams** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:03 pm

Forth (from the

Alec Rivers · Post by **Alec Rivers** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:07 pm

bottom, soiling every

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:13 pm

fourth bottom), then

Brian Moore · Post by **Brian Moore** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:20 pm

for three minutes

Sue Sanders · Post by **Sue Sanders** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:11 pm

Jason was fidgeting

Alec Rivers · Post by **Alec Rivers** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:25 pm

nervously, following Obama's

Ben Hunter · Post by **Ben Hunter** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:32 pm

Obama is a

Charlie Reams · Post by **Charlie Reams** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:52 pm

We love Countdown.

Ben Hunter · Post by **Ben Hunter** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:05 pm

Brucie's price is

Alec Rivers · Post by **Alec Rivers** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:45 pm

nothing compared to

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:59 pm

£33,000, the correct

JimBentley · Post by **JimBentley** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:08 am

answer. Suddenly the

Kai Laddiman · Post by **Kai Laddiman** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:20 am

door opened and

John Bosley · Post by **John Bosley** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:51 am

in walked the

Brian Moore · Post by **Brian Moore** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:02 am

opened door and

Alec Rivers · Post by **Alec Rivers** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:37 am

flapped its hinges

Ian Volante · Post by **Ian Volante** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:18 am

which rhymed with

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:32 am

"chapstick binges". The

Ralph Gillions · Post by **Ralph Gillions** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:00 pm

rest is history.

JimBentley · Post by **JimBentley** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:13 pm

Katy Perry sucked

Alec Rivers · Post by **Alec Rivers** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:14 pm

hard and long

JimBentley · Post by **JimBentley** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:15 pm

on Matt's gigantic

Alec Rivers · Post by **Alec Rivers** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:39 pm

head, stretching her

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:33 pm

earholes larger she

Alec Rivers · Post by **Alec Rivers** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:34 pm

managed to accommodate

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:35 pm

a blood sucking

Kai Laddiman · Post by **Kai Laddiman** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:07 pm

Kirk Bevins wrote:a blood, sucking

on Matt's gigantic

Brian Moore · Post by **Brian Moore** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:55 pm

matt earhole, which

Alec Rivers · Post by **Alec Rivers** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:10 pm

caused many bystanders

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:12 pm

with bi standards

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:49 pm

to stand by.

Alec Rivers · Post by **Alec Rivers** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:13 pm

Despite paramedics' attempts,

Brian Moore · Post by **Brian Moore** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:04 pm

stretching her head

Alec Rivers · Post by **Alec Rivers** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:15 pm

and lubricating her

Ian Volante · Post by **Ian Volante** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:08 pm

curvaceous and scabby

Alec Rivers · Post by **Alec Rivers** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:28 pm

excuse for a

Jimmy Gough · Post by **Jimmy Gough** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:58 pm

Yes no maybe

Ben Hunter · Post by **Ben Hunter** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:43 pm

Kareem Abdul Jabar

Brian Moore · Post by **Brian Moore** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:11 pm

tattoo, they failed

Alec Rivers · Post by **Alec Rivers** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:25 am

to dislodge Matt's

Dinos Sfyris · Post by **Dinos Sfyris** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:08 pm

greatest Countdown fan ever.

Alec Rivers · Post by **Alec Rivers** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:37 pm

Dinos's arithmetic skills

Darren Carter · Post by **Darren Carter** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:06 pm

are similar to

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:15 pm

Matt's brilliant arithmetic skills,

Brian Moore · Post by **Brian Moore** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:27 pm

and Brian's speeling.