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Same old format, do add your own!

1) As soon as you've finished one game on apterous, you're ready for another.
2) I can play apterous with 10 different men in a row, and then Phil Jarvis' daughter, and my parents won't be disappointed.
3) I don't have to slip chemicals into Dinos' drink in order to play apterous with him.

4) Getting SYPHILIS is something to be proud of for once.

You can play apterous with a robot and nobody will think you're a sad gee... err...

6) The quicker you climax, the more the other person admires you.

7) The girls love it when you "buzz in" in under 30 seconds.

Matt Morrison wrote:4) Getting SYPHILIS is something to be proud of for once.

Nothing's going to beat this.

Ben Hunter wrote:

Matt Morrison wrote:4) Getting SYPHILIS is something to be proud of for once.

Nothing's going to beat this.

That is brilliant. Take a bow MWM.

Matt's one is definitely ace!

However, rather than see an end to Kieran's great idea of a thread, a rather feeble:

8) It's the only game I'm likely to play with fit young lads in the early hours of the morning.

Can't beat Matt, but:

9) Apterous is happy to tell you how well you're performing.

10) If I do a poo on my keyboard when I'm playing apterous, it doesn't call the police.
11) If you hug Rachel whilst playing apterous, you don't get a restraining order.

Jon O'Neill wrote:10) If I do a poo on my keyboard when I'm playing apterous, it doesn't call the police.

Did you mean to post this under Feature Requests, Jonathan?

Apterous isn't 16 yet, but there's still a queue of questionably anonymous men waiting to spend the night with it.

I can do it.