Reasons why apterous is better than sex
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Reasons why apterous is better than sex
Same old format, do add your own!
1) As soon as you've finished one game on apterous, you're ready for another.
2) I can play apterous with 10 different men in a row, and then Phil Jarvis' daughter, and my parents won't be disappointed.
3) I don't have to slip chemicals into Dinos' drink in order to play apterous with him.
1) As soon as you've finished one game on apterous, you're ready for another.
2) I can play apterous with 10 different men in a row, and then Phil Jarvis' daughter, and my parents won't be disappointed.
3) I don't have to slip chemicals into Dinos' drink in order to play apterous with him.
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Re: Reasons why apterous is better than sex
You can play apterous with a robot and nobody will think you're a sad gee... err...
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Re: Reasons why apterous is better than sex
6) The quicker you climax, the more the other person admires you.
Living life in a gyratory circus kind of way.
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7) The girls love it when you "buzz in" in under 30 seconds.
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Re: Reasons why apterous is better than sex
Nothing's going to beat this.Matt Morrison wrote:4) Getting SYPHILIS is something to be proud of for once.
Re: Reasons why apterous is better than sex
That is brilliant. Take a bow MWM.Ben Hunter wrote:Nothing's going to beat this.Matt Morrison wrote:4) Getting SYPHILIS is something to be proud of for once.
Re: Reasons why apterous is better than sex
Matt's one is definitely ace!
However, rather than see an end to Kieran's great idea of a thread, a rather feeble:
8) It's the only game I'm likely to play with fit young lads in the early hours of the morning.
However, rather than see an end to Kieran's great idea of a thread, a rather feeble:
8) It's the only game I'm likely to play with fit young lads in the early hours of the morning.
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Can't beat Matt, but:
9) Apterous is happy to tell you how well you're performing.
9) Apterous is happy to tell you how well you're performing.
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10) If I do a poo on my keyboard when I'm playing apterous, it doesn't call the police.
11) If you hug Rachel whilst playing apterous, you don't get a restraining order.
11) If you hug Rachel whilst playing apterous, you don't get a restraining order.
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Re: Reasons why apterous is better than sex
Did you mean to post this under Feature Requests, Jonathan?Jon O'Neill wrote:10) If I do a poo on my keyboard when I'm playing apterous, it doesn't call the police.
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Re: Reasons why apterous is better than sex
Apterous isn't 16 yet, but there's still a queue of questionably anonymous men waiting to spend the night with it.
If I suddenly have a squirming baby on my lap it probably means that I should start paying it some attention and stop wasting my time messing around on a Countdown forum
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Re: Reasons why apterous is better than sex
I can do it.
16/10/2007 - Episode 4460
Dinos Sfyris 76 - 78 Dorian Lidell
Proof that even idiots can get well and truly mainwheeled.
Dinos Sfyris 76 - 78 Dorian Lidell
Proof that even idiots can get well and truly mainwheeled.