Jeff visits the record doctor

[Andy Wilson]

This may have been posted already, i meant to post it a few weeks ago but slipped my mind. Anyway, never mind that... Jeff used to be a hippie!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/se ... f-stelling

[Phil Reynolds]

This may have been posted already

It has, as a quick search of the board for "record doctor" would have taken you all of five seconds to confirm. But hey. Would anyone else like to start yet another thread for this?

[Derek Hazell]

Would anyone else like to start yet another thread for this?

Kirk can't, he's too busy practising, and James can't, he's too busy working. Maybe that Brian guy could, seeing as he is a musician.

[Kieran Child]

Well that was aggressive

[Derek Hazell]

Well that was aggressive

Lol. You're doing it deliberately now, bad boy.
And no, it wasn't.

[Jon Corby]

Well that was aggressive

I think he meant Phil, not you. I agree it was a little OTT!

[Phil Reynolds]

Well that was aggressive

I think he meant Phil, not you. I agree it was a little OTT!

Dear Pot

Actually I think you'll find I'm a sort of pinky-beige.

Yours ever,
Kettle x

[D Eadie]

Des Lynam on Jeff Stelling...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... glued.html

[Andy Wilson]

Whoops, sorry. Pass me the pleb hat there whoever had it last. Still, some people probably missed it i suppose

Thanks Damian, savage stuff. Couple of gems from the 'dipping in and out' i did on Saturday saw Jeff remind Paul Merson that if Ryan Giggs actually 'wasn't breathing' after making a run from midfield then he'd have a problem, and following the Celtic match reporter's comments that Paddy McCourt just scored 'one of the goals of his career' when he said 'it certainly was one of the goals of his career, it was his second!' or something like that, cue hearty chuckles from the rest of the panel on both occasions.

[Matt Morrison]

Couple of gems from the 'dipping in and out' i did on Saturday saw Jeff remind Paul Merson that if Ryan Giggs actually 'wasn't breathing' after making a run from midfield then he'd have a problem, and following the Celtic match reporter's comments that Paddy McCourt just scored 'one of the goals of his career' when he said 'it certainly was one of the goals of his career, it was his second!' or something like that, cue hearty chuckles from the rest of the panel on both occasions.

Best bit was opening Soccer Saturday with a highlights montage from the Manchester derby obviously making a point of all the extra time, and then it cuts to Jeff: "and news just in, Ryan Giggs has just added a fifth". Brilliant.