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Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:02 pm
by Richard Brittain
As requested.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:03 pm
by Gavin Chipper
Yes, but he probably doesn't like me.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:16 pm
by Sue Sanders
I'm trying - I don't want our marriage to be doomed. He's crap in bed though.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:18 pm
by Derek Hazell
I like Richard Brittain. Are the two mutually exclusive?
Help!!

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:20 pm
by Sue Sanders
Derek Hazell wrote:I like Richard Brittain. Are the two mutually exclusive?
Help!!
Do the two mutually masturbate over their good answers?

Do you masturbate over their good answers?

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:24 pm
by Jon Corby
In light of this, posted earlier today:
Kirk Bevins wrote:As much as I hate you Corby
It's gonna have to be a "no" from me :P

I'm very sensitive, you see.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:31 pm
by James Robinson
Surely there need to be more options such as:

Yes, but just as a Countdown master or Yes, but just as a "normal" person, simply Yes, and simply No.

Since it's just Yes/No as the options, I'm abstaining.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:32 pm
by Jon Corby
James Robinson wrote:Surely there need to be more options such as:

Yes, but just as a Countdown master or Yes, but just as a "normal" person, simply Yes, and simply No.

Since it's just Yes/No as the options, I'm abstaining.
Why not "yes"? What have you got against Kirk?

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:35 pm
by Matt Morrison
I put up with him.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:35 pm
by Charlie Reams
To say I like Kirk Bevins would be a considerable understatement.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:38 pm
by Matt Morrison
Charlie Reams wrote:To say I like Kirk Bevins would be a considerable understatement.
Would "I like Kirk Bevins I like Kirk Bevins I like Kirk Bevins I like Kirk Bevins I like Kirk Bevins" be a more suitably sized statement?

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:04 pm
by Sue Sanders
Your popularity has dropped significantly over the last half hour, Kirk. You better do something amusing.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:06 pm
by Kieran Child
Kirk Bevins is class :D And he thinks I fancy him, which makes it all the better.
He should be star of an anime though.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:30 pm
by Phil Reynolds
Gavin Chipper wrote:Yes, but he probably doesn't like me.
This. :cry:

And may I remind you of this.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:45 pm
by Matt Morrison
Phil Reynolds wrote:And may I remind you of this.
Thanks for that reminder - well worth reading the Jason/Jim encounter again - classic.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:54 pm
by Phil Reynolds
Matt Morrison wrote:
Phil Reynolds wrote:And may I remind you of this.
Thanks for that reminder
I remember all too clearly that I almost titled that thread "Kirk Bevins is lovely", but decided at the last moment that that sounded a bit gay and so went with the distinctly diffident "Kirk Bevins is OK", which I subsequently regretted.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:14 am
by Kirk Bevins
Hmm not quite sure why RB has decided to make this a poll? What will you do with the results Richard?

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:56 am
by Kirk Bevins
Gavin Chipper wrote:Yes, but he probably doesn't like me.
I don't dislike you Gavin.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:02 am
by James Robinson
Jon Corby wrote:
James Robinson wrote:Surely there need to be more options such as:

Yes, but just as a Countdown master or Yes, but just as a "normal" person, simply Yes, and simply No.

Since it's just Yes/No as the options, I'm abstaining.
Why not "yes"? What have you got against Kirk?
Actually, I've weighed all the pros and cons and I don't think that my abstaination is justified, so I will vote yes.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:14 am
by Jon Corby
James Robinson wrote:Actually, I've weighed all the pros and cons and I don't think that my abstaination is justified, so I will vote yes.
What are the cons?

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:33 am
by Matt Morrison
Jon Corby wrote:
James Robinson wrote:Actually, I've weighed all the pros and cons and I don't think that my abstaination is justified, so I will vote yes.
What are the cons?
9 letter anagrams that you have to unscramble into a word. Ba doom, tsch.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:56 am
by Phil Reynolds
Phil Reynolds wrote:
Gavin Chipper wrote:Yes, but he probably doesn't like me.
This. :cry:
Kirk Bevins wrote:I don't dislike you Gavin.
:cry: :cry: :cry:

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:48 am
by Matt Morrison
Phil Reynolds wrote:
Phil Reynolds wrote:
Gavin Chipper wrote:Yes, but he probably doesn't like me.
This. :cry:
Kirk Bevins wrote:I don't dislike you Gavin.
:cry: :cry: :cry:
I'm starting to think Kirk's more important to you than I am.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:12 am
by Phil Reynolds
Matt Morrison wrote:I'm starting to think Kirk's more important to you than I am.
:roll:

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:18 am
by Derek Hazell
Phil Reynolds wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote:I'm starting to think Kirk's more important to you than I am.
:roll:
Nice cumback

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:14 pm
by Richard Brittain
Kirk Bevins wrote:Hmm not quite sure why RB has decided to make this a poll? What will you do with the results Richard?
It's of no interest to me really; I was requested to make the poll. I've now just been requested to make a same poll for Derek Hazell, so that we can compare the results. (it definitely wasn't Derek Hazell who requested either of these polls, by the way, but I've been asked to maintain the person's anonymity)

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:39 pm
by Kirk Bevins
Richard Brittain wrote:
Kirk Bevins wrote:Hmm not quite sure why RB has decided to make this a poll? What will you do with the results Richard?
It's of no interest to me really; I was requested to make the poll. I've now just been requested to make a same poll for Derek Hazell, so that we can compare the results. (it definitely wasn't Derek Hazell who requested either of these polls, by the way, but I've been asked to maintain the person's anonymity)
Ah, that old chestnut. Nice one. :?

And Phil, of course I like you.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:42 pm
by Matt Morrison
Kirk Bevins wrote:And Phil, of course I like you.
That very much sounds like "we're better off just staying friends". I used to hear that a lot, the bitches.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:43 pm
by Kirk Bevins
Matt Morrison wrote: That very much sounds like "we're better off just staying friends". I used to hear that a lot, the bitches.
No mate, they're right. Stay friends. They're too much money otherwise. Either stay friends of title them as a fuck buddy.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:26 pm
by Ben Hunter
Kirk Bevins wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote: That very much sounds like "we're better off just staying friends". I used to hear that a lot, the bitches.
No mate, they're right. Stay friends. They're too much money otherwise. Either stay friends of title them as a fuck buddy.
"We're better off just staying friends" is usually a request for you to stop fucking them.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:28 pm
by Kirk Bevins
Ben Hunter wrote:
"We're better off just staying friends" is usually a request for you stop fucking them.
Ah, shit. So that's what I've been doing wrong. Sorry, Sue.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:30 pm
by Sue Sanders
Kirk Bevins wrote:
Ben Hunter wrote:
"We're better off just staying friends" is usually a request for you stop fucking them.
Ah, shit. So that's what I've been doing wrong. Sorry, Sue.
No, fuck it Kirk - I've got plenty enough friends...

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:39 pm
by Kirk Bevins
Sue Sanders wrote:
No, fuck it Kirk - I've got plenty enough friends...
Nice one. When you say "fuck it" I assume you're speaking literally? I'll see you at 8.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:45 pm
by Michael Wallace
Kirk Bevins wrote:
Sue Sanders wrote: No, fuck it Kirk - I've got plenty enough friends...
Nice one. When you say "fuck it" I assume you're speaking literally? I'll see you at 8.
You make it sound like you're expecting to be copulating with a table.

(Not that I judge, of course.)

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:46 pm
by Phil Reynolds
Kirk Bevins wrote:And Phil, of course I like you.
:D

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:50 pm
by Derek Hazell
Kirk Phil Sue shocker

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:55 pm
by Sue Sanders
Derek Hazell wrote:Kirk Phil Sue shocker

Might just as well make it a foursome, Dez - I'll do a detour off the M40 for you.

Re: Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:57 pm
by Derek Hazell
Sue Sanders wrote:Might just as well make it a foursome, Dez - I'll do a detour off the M40 for you.
You had your chance, Sue. You've moved on to Kirk and Matt Morrison now ;)