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I tried to log into apterous at 11:44 last night but instead of letting me play it looked slightly Chinese, had ketchup all down its shirt and had spit dribbling out the side of its mouth.

I tried again an hour later but apterous simply shat its pants and then asked me to marry him.

I tried one lst time at 6:32am but found apterous in a mainstream playground joining in a game of football with some older boys who then engineered a fake penalty and let apterous score from it before patronisingly, but sweetly, celebrating with him and calling him Ronaldo.

So is apterous down syndrome for everyone or is it just me?

Jesus we need a "like" button. Excellent.

Matthew Green wrote:I tried to log into apterous at 11:44 last night but instead of letting me play it looked slightly Chinese, had ketchup all down its shirt and had spit dribbling out the side of its mouth.

I tried again an hour later but apterous simply shat its pants and then asked me to marry him.

I tried one lst time at 6:32am but found apterous in a mainstream playground joining in a game of football with some older boys who then engineered a fake penalty and let apterous score from it before patronisingly, but sweetly, celebrating with him and calling him Ronaldo.

So is apterous down syndrome for everyone or is it just me?

My uncle has Down's Syndrome and he thought this was bloody hilarious.

A disgusting post. You're just jealous because you don't have an extra chromosome.

Matthew Green wrote:I tried to log into apterous at 11:44 last night but instead of letting me play it looked slightly Chinese, had ketchup all down its shirt and had spit dribbling out the side of its mouth.

I tried again an hour later but apterous simply shat its pants and then asked me to marry him.

I tried one lst time at 6:32am but found apterous in a mainstream playground joining in a game of football with some older boys who then engineered a fake penalty and let apterous score from it before patronisingly, but sweetly, celebrating with him and calling him Ronaldo.

So is apterous down syndrome for everyone or is it just me?

My uncle has Down's Syndrome and when he read this he committed suicide.

I'm just jealous because I dont have the exact same face as everyone on my school bus.

Ben Hunter wrote:A disgusting post. You're just jealous because you don't have an extra chromosome.

He might have had one, Ben, but he'll have wanked it out by now.

My child had down syndrome so I murdered it.

Matthew Green wrote:My child had down syndrome so I murdered it.

Wow.

You're very clever, Matthew!

What? Is Apterous fixing itself with or without Charlie here?

Jason Larsen wrote:You're very clever, Matthew!

What!? Jason, do you actually read posts or are you a secret murderer?

No, Kirk.

+1. Beautiful.

Thank you, Matt.

Jason Larsen wrote:No, Kirk.

No, I didn't think you read posts. I'm not sure why I bother half the time.

No, Kirk, I am not mean to people!

Jason Larsen wrote:No, Kirk, I am not mean to people!

You may not be but you seem to ignore posts or don't read them before replying. Also, do you know how to quote?

Kirk!

You're kidding, Michael.

I got my uncle's auntie's cousin's Down's nephew toy versions of Kirk and James Robinson for Christmas.
He loves playing with his Pocket Kirkulator and his Inhuman Calculator!

Yes.

Kirk Bevins wrote: I'm not sure why I bother half the time.

Nor me. I wish you wouldn`t,

Jason Larsen wrote:Yes.

Are you answering the thread's main question, Jason?

Ralph Gillions wrote: Nor me. I wish you wouldn`t,

Man, you find my replies annoying? If you removed the source...

Tolerance.

Yes, Matt.

I find the whole thing kinda cute.

Ralph Gillions wrote:Tolerance.

Coeternal.

Kirk Bevins wrote:

Ralph Gillions wrote:Tolerance.

Coeternal.

No shit, that was the first thing I looked up. And then I was typing it, I thought, "hang on, this isn't funny"

Matt Morrison wrote: No shit, that was the first thing I looked up. And then I was typing it, I thought, "hang on, this isn't funny"

You mean you make funny posts?

Kirk Bevins wrote:

Matt Morrison wrote: No shit, that was the first thing I looked up. And then I was typing it, I thought, "hang on, this isn't funny"

You mean you make funny posts?

And they say boys can be bitchier than girls!
In Kirk's defence though, I think it comes from being a maths teacher - he likes people to show their working.

Kirk Bevins wrote:

Matt Morrison wrote: No shit, that was the first thing I looked up. And then I was typing it, I thought, "hang on, this isn't funny"

You mean you make funny posts?

Well miaow. That cat scratches

I hope I'm not speaking out of turn but I've always thought that Jason has come across as a bit aspergic (if that's a word), but Kirk, also being slightly aspergic himself, doesn't really see where Jason is coming from and so just finds him annoying.

To tell you the truth, Gavin, you're right.