Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:18 pm
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So did I, till she told me she's not a teenager yet.Ben Hunter wrote:I thought Sophie was Joseph's mum.
Please fix likes Charlie!Martin Bishop wrote:Sophie Krol: ANYONE WANT TO DO AN ANAGRAM I MADE UP?
Matt Morrison: ON
Matt Morrison left the room.
Haha I only have like an hour between coming in from work and going to play darts. This happens most nights so when I was reminded that the QFs had started I left the room to watch it.Ben Hunter wrote:lol @ Kirk Bevins leaving the room in a huff. PS narrowly missed out on some action tonight.
Kirk Bevins has a job now. Oh and a life.Kirk Bevins wrote:Haha I only have like an hour between coming in from work and going to play darts.Ben Hunter wrote:lol @ Kirk Bevins leaving the room in a huff. PS narrowly missed out on some action tonight.
Damn straightRyan Taylor wrote:Kirk Bevins has a job now. Oh and a life.
And to post your own joke is pretty childish. What are you? Like 12? Oh...you are.Ian Volante wrote:This is stretching the definition of "classic" to its limit.
Classic.Adam Gillard wrote:2010-12-31 12:08:09 Adam Gillard: Thanks for a great year, Charlie
2010-12-31 12:08:38 Charlie Reams: well thank you too
2010-12-31 12:08:43 Charlie Reams: couldn't do it without you lot
2010-12-31 12:08:50 Adam Gillard: awww
2010-12-31 12:08:55 Josh Hurst: haha
2010-12-31 12:09:01 Josh Hurst: you guys....
2010-12-31 12:09:04 Charlie Reams: group hug?
2010-12-31 12:09:09 Adam Gillard: *hug*
2010-12-31 12:09:14 Josh Hurst: *opens arms wide*
2010-12-31 12:09:22 Josh Hurst: *hugs*
2010-12-31 12:09:35 Charlie Reams: touching
Not really classic but it was an Aptochat moment.Joseph Krol wrote:2011-01-03 14:14:00 Your new teaser is PTROASUE. You have 60 seconds to answer!
2011-01-03 14:14:02 The German 9 from GNUOSLTDE was TUGENDLOS!
2011-01-03 14:14:03 Jonathan Wynn got it first. You have 56.9 seconds left.
2011-01-03 14:14:05 Eoin Monaghan got it too, you have 55.2 seconds left.
2011-01-03 14:14:05 Chris Hare got it too, you have 54.5 seconds left.
2011-01-03 14:14:07 Eoin Monaghan: Yay!
2011-01-03 14:14:08 James Bishop started his 1st Top Dog game of the day.
2011-01-03 14:14:10 Chris Hare is playing today's Daily Duel.
2011-01-03 14:14:11 Jonathan Wynn: lol
2011-01-03 14:14:16 Eoin Monaghan: I expect everyone to get this
2011-01-03 14:14:21 James Martin entered the room!
2011-01-03 14:14:23 Ryan Taylor entered the room!
2011-01-03 14:14:33 Ryan Taylor left the room.
2011-01-03 14:14:38 Joseph Krol got it too, you have 22.2 seconds left.
2011-01-03 14:14:39 Jonathan Wynn: 'outspare'
2011-01-03 14:15:00 Time's up and 4 people got a point; Jonathan Wynn was the fastest on 3.1 seconds and gets 2 bonus points. The answer to PTROASUE was APTEROUS.
not reallly funny but it is quite cool.
The 3 second gap is well sick.Kai Laddiman wrote:
It seems that with bash room teasers going on 24/7/365 eventually this would happen... seems more likely that it would happen with one of the five-letter ones, what with 120 combinations and all that.Rhys Benjamin wrote:From the bash room:
Your new teaser is DIALLER. You have 30 seconds to answer!
Time's up and no one got it! The answers to DIALLER was DIALLER.
First one worthy of the moniker for some time, I'd say.Matt Morrison wrote:Jason Larsen: If someone can solve the case of the missing Alan I'll be impressed!
Adam Gillard: he's not at his computer right now
Adam Gillard: solved
Jason Larsen: Thank you Sherlock Gillard!
Adam Gillard: elementary my dear Larsen
Jason Larsen: I thought you preferred women Adam!
Adam Gillard: but Sherlock has a close relationship with Watson
Jason Larsen: Gillard sit!
Jason Larsen: Gillard... no out!
Jason Larsen: I said no out!
Jason Larsen: Good boy Gillard!
Jason Larsen: Gillard... shake!
Jason Larsen: Gillard... smell!
Matt Morrison: You are teaching Gillard well, Jason.
Adam Gillard: Jason I suggest you play with Mr Dog
Adam Gillard: as I'm not actually a dog myself
Jason Larsen: If he doesn't smell he doesn't know anyone else is here!
Ah yeah I forgot about that legendary moment.Eoin Monaghan wrote:2011-01-06 04:09:57 Ben Hunter and Daniel Pati got a 9 from CANALISED; can you spot it?
...
2011-01-06 04:10:07 Scott Gillies takes his 7515th point! The 9 from CANALISED was CANALISED!
That's no way to talk about his girlfriend.Adam Gillard wrote:Chris is so good he can score 193 in a Goat Attack when he's not even in the room. Maybe he lives with Apterous Prune.
Ben Wilson wrote:Lloyd Pettet has a shot at the high score for Hyper Unlimited Flat 9. He needs 3 points from the last round! [Spectate]
Marcus Hares: gl Lloyd
Lloyd Pettet beat Apterous Prune 88-0 in a Hyper Unlimited Flat 9.
Lloyd Pettet: cheers
The funniest thing is that I challenged her when she was in the roomMatt Morrison wrote:Heather Badcock entered the room!
Heather Badcock: Hurry up Matt I want to go out xxx
Matt Morrison: put some fucking clothes on then
Heather Badcock left the room.
Sophie Krol entered the room!
Rhys Benjamin: I'm not going to comment....
Sophie Krol: on what
Sophie Krol: soz ive just come
This made me wet (my pants).Matt Morrison wrote:Heather Badcock entered the room!
Heather Badcock: Hurry up Matt I want to go out xxx
Matt Morrison: put some fucking clothes on then
Heather Badcock left the room.
Sophie Krol entered the room!
Rhys Benjamin: I'm not going to comment....
Sophie Krol: on what
Sophie Krol: soz ive just come
OMG!Howard Somerset wrote:So did I, till she told me she's not a teenager yet.Ben Hunter wrote:I thought Sophie was Joseph's mum.
Classic Aptochat momentsRhys Benjamin wrote:(translations provided in Green.)
(By the way there's a lot of pointless stuff here.)
011-03-27 10:15:37 Sophie Krol: have you done dutch to try and get pencils
2011-03-27 10:15:42 Thomas Carey: no
2011-03-27 10:15:49 Sophie Krol: do u know if jo has
2011-03-27 10:16:00 Thomas Carey: german is what i do and jo does italian
2011-03-27 10:16:04 Sophie Krol: oh
2011-03-27 10:16:22 Brendan Chadwick: how could you get pencils or even play if you don't even know Dutch? lol
2011-03-27 10:16:36 Sophie Krol: cos the only words so far in dutch that have been accepted are: moet and
2011-03-27 10:16:38 Sophie Krol: des
2011-03-27 10:16:40 Rhys Benjamin: i treid getting llanfair this morning.
2011-03-27 10:16:48 Sophie Krol: and i am not getting a pencil for it
2011-03-27 10:16:50 Rhys Benjamin: I spelt it right but disallowed it :-O
2011-03-27 10:16:57 Rhys Benjamin: And so I've complained
2011-03-27 10:17:09 Thomas Carey: same with me rhys
2011-03-27 10:17:14 Rhys Benjamin: (llanfairp somethingsomethingsomething)
2011-03-27 10:17:23 Thomas Carey: but i haven't bothered complaining
2011-03-27 10:17:37 Thomas Carey: i even memorised how to spell it
2011-03-27 10:17:46 Rhys Benjamin: "This word is VALID on Apterous in Dutch. [Change]."
2011-03-27 10:17:56 Sophie Krol: and brendan, i guess random words in foreign languages that not many people know then the guessed words might be accepted and probably wont be pencilled because not many people do foreign languages that not many people know. if you know what i mean.
2011-03-27 10:18:01 Rhys Benjamin: ¡odio es!I really don't like this!
2011-03-27 10:18:21 Thomas Carey: LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANDYSILIOGOGOGOCH
2011-03-27 10:18:31 Rhys Benjamin: what she said
2011-03-27 10:18:35 Rhys Benjamin: *he
2011-03-27 10:18:37 Rhys Benjamin: oops
2011-03-27 10:18:44 Sophie Krol: lol
2011-03-27 10:19:36 Sophie Krol: And BES just got accepted but i didnt get a pencil for THAT!!!
2011-03-27 10:19:50 Thomas Carey: WASN'T A MA
2011-03-27 10:19:51 James Nguyen: it needs to be a max
2011-03-27 10:19:55 Thomas Carey: X
2011-03-27 10:19:59 Thomas Carey: fail
2011-03-27 10:20:28 Sophie Krol: OH
2011-03-27 10:24:01 Sophie Krol: Anyone want some sort of foeign language Unlimited game?
2011-03-27 10:24:20 Sophie Krol: preferably italian?
2011-03-27 10:24:44 Sophie Krol: or spanish?
2011-03-27 10:24:56 Rhys Benjamin: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no very much NO!
2011-03-27 10:25:01 Sophie Krol: Ok.
2011-03-27 10:25:02 Sophie Krol: lol
2011-03-27 10:25:35 Rhys Benjamin: Je parle francias un petit.I speak a little french.
2011-03-27 10:25:46 Sophie Krol: you speak a bit of french?
2011-03-27 10:26:02 Rhys Benjamin: Oui, Sophie. Parles-tu francias?Yes, Spohie. You speak French?
2011-03-27 10:26:18 Sophie Krol: a tiny bit
2011-03-27 10:26:26 Rhys Benjamin: (I Can refer to you as tu by the way!)
2011-03-27 10:26:41 Rhys Benjamin: mais Lesley.... Elle est Vous.But Lesley.... she is you.
2011-03-27 10:26:55 Sophie Krol: what does mais and vous meanWhat does but and you mean?
2011-03-27 10:27:06 Rhys Benjamin: But, You (formal)
2011-03-27 10:27:12 Sophie Krol: oh k
2011-03-27 10:27:25 Rhys Benjamin: J'aiI have
2011-03-27 10:27:26 Rhys Benjamin: Tu asYou have
2011-03-27 10:27:27 Rhys Benjamin: Il aHe has
2011-03-27 10:27:29 Rhys Benjamin: Elle aShe has
2011-03-27 10:27:31 Rhys Benjamin: Nous AvonsWe have
2011-03-27 10:27:34 Rhys Benjamin: Vous avezYou have
2011-03-27 10:27:36 Rhys Benjamin: Ils ontThey have
2011-03-27 10:27:39 Rhys Benjamin: Elles OntThey have
2011-03-27 10:27:49 Rhys Benjamin: ^Your avoir verb^Your to have verb.
2011-03-27 10:28:00 Sophie Krol: k
2011-03-27 10:28:07 Rhys Benjamin: Je suisI am
2011-03-27 10:28:08 Rhys Benjamin: Tu esYou are
2011-03-27 10:28:10 Rhys Benjamin: Il estHe is
2011-03-27 10:28:13 Rhys Benjamin: Elle estShe is
2011-03-27 10:28:17 Rhys Benjamin: Nous sommesWe are
2011-03-27 10:28:49 Rhys Benjamin: Vous êtesYou are
2011-03-27 10:28:51 Rhys Benjamin: Ils sontThey are
2011-03-27 10:28:53 Rhys Benjamin: Elles sontThey are
2011-03-27 10:29:03 Sophie Krol: what are u saying?????????????
2011-03-27 10:29:07 Rhys Benjamin: Your être verb^Your to be verb^
2011-03-27 10:29:31 Rhys Benjamin: Your next lesson is Latin
2011-03-27 10:29:42 Sophie Krol: oh. right then/
2011-03-27 10:29:43 Rhys Benjamin: Sophie iratus est.Sophie is angry.
2011-03-27 10:29:53 Sophie Krol: What?
2011-03-27 10:29:55 Sophie Krol: Are?
2011-03-27 10:29:56 Sophie Krol: You?
2011-03-27 10:29:56 Rhys Benjamin: Ego sum Rhys.I am Rhys
2011-03-27 10:29:58 Sophie Krol: Saying?
2011-03-27 10:30:09 Rhys Benjamin: Sophie is angry.
2011-03-27 10:30:11 Rhys Benjamin: I am Rhys.
2011-03-27 10:30:12 Sophie Krol: oh
2011-03-27 10:30:32 Sophie Krol: I'll just er be angry then... IM ANGRY IM ANGRY IM ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
2011-03-27 10:30:54 Rhys Benjamin: Olim, liberti cenam laudaverunt.Once, freedmen praised the dinner.
2011-03-27 10:31:05 Sophie Krol: wth r u saying
2011-03-27 10:31:23 Rhys Benjamin: Rex testis erat.Rex was a witness.
2011-03-27 10:31:43 Rhys Benjamin: Once, freedmen praised the dinner. Rex was a witness.
2011-03-27 10:31:51 Sophie Krol: oh.
2011-03-27 10:32:09 Sophie Krol: Tell me how to say :
2011-03-27 10:32:22 Sophie Krol: I GOT SOME HAIRSPRAY FROM HOMEBARGAINS YESTERDAY
2011-03-27 10:32:27 Sophie Krol: in latin
2011-03-27 10:32:44 Rhys Benjamin: I don't know, I only started Latin in Spetember!
2011-03-27 10:32:47 Sophie Krol: lol
2011-03-27 10:33:39 Rhys Benjamin: Google says
2011-03-27 10:34:02 Rhys Benjamin: Hairspary aliquam adveniI got some hairspray
2011-03-27 10:34:08 Sophie Krol: ok
2011-03-27 10:34:08 Rhys Benjamin: Contractibus images hereFrom Homebargains yesterday
2011-03-27 10:34:20 Rhys Benjamin: Eheu!Oh Dear! Oh No!
2011-03-27 10:34:23 Sophie Krol: i gotta go
2011-03-27 10:34:31 Sophie Krol: Eheu to you whatever that meansOh Dear! Oh No! to you whatever that means.
2011-03-27 10:34:33 Rhys Benjamin: Eheu!Oh dear! Oh No!
2011-03-27 10:34:38 Rhys Benjamin: Euge! Hooray!
2011-03-27 10:34:44 Sophie Krol: what does that mean??????????????????????????????????????
2011-03-27 10:35:11 Sophie Krol: whats bye in latin
2011-03-27 10:35:13 Rhys Benjamin: Sophei discessibatSophie was leaving.
2011-03-27 10:35:17 Sophie Krol: what
2011-03-27 10:35:19 Rhys Benjamin: Euge!Hooray!
2011-03-27 10:35:20 Sophie Krol: on
2011-03-27 10:35:24 Sophie Krol: oh
2011-03-27 10:35:27 Sophie Krol: EUGEHOORAY!
2011-03-27 10:35:30 Rhys Benjamin: Straight face.
2011-03-27 10:35:42 Sophie Krol: you should have said:
2011-03-27 10:35:46 Sophie Krol:
2011-03-27 10:35:54 Sophie Krol: lol
2011-03-27 10:35:59 Sophie Krol: EUGEHOORAY!
2011-03-27 10:36:01 Sophie Krol: bye
2011-03-27 10:36:03 Sophie Krol: ciaoBye
2011-03-27 10:36:11 Sophie Krol: au revoirBye
2011-03-27 10:36:16 Sophie Krol: adiosBye
2011-03-27 10:36:20 Sophie Krol: BYE!
2011-03-27 10:36:24 Rhys Benjamin: Are you going to go or what?
2011-03-27 10:36:30 Sophie Krol: yes
2011-03-27 10:36:31 Sophie Krol left the room.
2011-03-27 10:36:59 Rhys Benjamin: Walked right into it a-lol
It fucking well isn't. I'm guessing no one has bothered (or even wants) to read that.Rhys Benjamin wrote:It is
I read it, but misonceptions and french verb forms aren't really classic in any sense. Classical maybe.Ryan Taylor wrote:It fucking well isn't. I'm guessing no one has bothered (or even wants) to read that.Rhys Benjamin wrote:It is
If you can't be bothered to read the whole thing, skip to 22:24 to get the gist.Ryan Taylor wrote:http://www.apterous.org/chat.php?base=1261778842
Wanted to see what Richard's been up to lately. Seems he's just been playing with himself.Ryan Taylor wrote:http://www.apterous.org/chat.php?base=1261778842