Classic Aptochat moments
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Classic Aptochat moments
Found these two snippets floating about in a text file from a couple of weeks ago, they must have tickled my bell at the time:
Ian: I'm just waiting for Dan to return Kevin
Ian: mind you, he's had a long time now
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Dan Hamer entered the room!
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Kirk: did u read my thing above dad?
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Ian: I'm just waiting for Dan to return Kevin
Ian: mind you, he's had a long time now
Kevin Manthorpe is playing Ian Volante. Spectate.
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Kirk: did u read my thing above dad?
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Last night had a few humourous moments.
Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Kirk's opening gambit after Paul Gallen made an appearance on apterous:
"i saw u in the toilets in leeds"
Long before the logs existed, sadly.
"i saw u in the toilets in leeds"
Long before the logs existed, sadly.
Re: Classic Aptochat moments
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Brilliant.
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Has the person with no name reappeared recently? I was wondering if it was RB, but it seemed too dull for him.
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Another great Kirk moment:
James Levison and Derek Hazell missed a nine from PTTUEAASL ; can you spot it?
Kirk: pasulate
Kirk: pastulate
Kirk: stapulate
Kirk: spatul.ate
The 9 from PTTUEAASL was SPATULATE!
Kirk: spatulate
Kirk: ffs!
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James Levison and Derek Hazell missed a nine from PTTUEAASL ; can you spot it?
Kirk: pasulate
Kirk: pastulate
Kirk: stapulate
Kirk: spatul.ate
The 9 from PTTUEAASL was SPATULATE!
Kirk: spatulate
Kirk: ffs!
Kirk Bevins left the room.
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
I don't tend to post stuff - but this was some chat from a game I had with Maudsley which on reading back out of context was quite amusing: -
James: you're on form today
Chris: sure
James: ever gone all the way
James: ?
Chris: never
Chris: not in a 15 rounder
James: keep it up
Chris: omg, i'm so nervous now
Chris: see?
James: ah well
Chris: I'm probably destined never to get one
James: it'll happen
Chris: yeah
James: you're on form today
Chris: sure
James: ever gone all the way
James: ?
Chris: never
Chris: not in a 15 rounder
James: keep it up
Chris: omg, i'm so nervous now
Chris: see?
James: ah well
Chris: I'm probably destined never to get one
James: it'll happen
Chris: yeah
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Matt Morrison wrote:Another great Kirk moment:
James Levison and Derek Hazell missed a nine from PTTUEAASL ; can you spot it?
Kirk: pasulate
Kirk: pastulate
Kirk: stapulate
Kirk: spatul.ate
The 9 from PTTUEAASL was SPATULATE!
Kirk: spatulate
Kirk: ffs!
Kirk Bevins left the room.
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
To properly appreciate this, you'll need a bit of background first. Members of the Jarvis family have played just 2 games against Chris Davies.
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=86425 - On 3 July, Emily lost 65 to 119.
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=90095- On 10 July, I lost 50 to 88 in a 9 rounder.
Check out the conundrums that Chris got in both games. Shortly afterwards, I followed up in Aptochat:
Philip Jarvis: Chris - Just reviewed our earlier game when you got EXCRETORY as a conundrum. When you played Emily the other week it was SHITTIEST. Are you saying we are crap?
Ben Hunter: chris davies
Chris Davies: haha
Helen Falconer and Jay Murphy missed a nine from SREENPIHT ; can you spot it?
Ben Hunter: shitpreen
When I eventually get around to playing my next game against Chris, what are the odds on the conundrum being ARSEHOLES?
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=86425 - On 3 July, Emily lost 65 to 119.
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=90095- On 10 July, I lost 50 to 88 in a 9 rounder.
Check out the conundrums that Chris got in both games. Shortly afterwards, I followed up in Aptochat:
Philip Jarvis: Chris - Just reviewed our earlier game when you got EXCRETORY as a conundrum. When you played Emily the other week it was SHITTIEST. Are you saying we are crap?
Ben Hunter: chris davies
Chris Davies: haha
Helen Falconer and Jay Murphy missed a nine from SREENPIHT ; can you spot it?
Ben Hunter: shitpreen
When I eventually get around to playing my next game against Chris, what are the odds on the conundrum being ARSEHOLES?
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Probability says it's quite low, some might say 0, as it's a plural.Philip Jarvis wrote: When I eventually get around to playing my next game against Chris, what are the odds on the conundrum being ARSEHOLES?
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I love the self-aware humour here. And more generally, I love Kirk.Kirk Bevins wrote:Probability says it's quite low, some might say 0, as it's a plural.Philip Jarvis wrote: When I eventually get around to playing my next game against Chris, what are the odds on the conundrum being ARSEHOLES?
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
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Tlou Laz: all hail Gareth Mitchell
Tlou Laz: for he has entered the room
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Tlou Laz: all hail Gareth Mitchell
Tlou Laz: for he has entered the room
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I saw that live n chuckled. The finals are on live now... eep
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Yeah I'm watchin it now, pretty mad, Dale's quarter-final game was incredibleAndy Wilson wrote:I saw that live n chuckled. The finals are on live now... eep
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That Hypergoatdown feeling....
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Haha. My keyboard wasn't working and I couldn't type anything in so had to restart my computer...honest.Matt Morrison wrote:That Hypergoatdown feeling....
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Craig Chittenden is playing today's Daily Duel.
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Really enjoyed watching aptochat last night. I'll have to feed Badcock red wine and unleash her on apterous more often, the slut.
Am now also keen to keep tabs on Kirk's FagWatch updates.
Am now also keen to keep tabs on Kirk's FagWatch updates.
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
"2010-06-29 00:17:48 Heather Badcock completed today's Daily Duel, and is provisionally ranked #2 of 1."
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Not the first time I've come #2 of 1.Ryan Taylor wrote:"2010-06-29 00:17:48 Heather Badcock completed today's Daily Duel, and is provisionally ranked #2 of 1."
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Kirk Bevins: i intended to take it easy but i wanted to win....i woke up and hugh was close to me
Kirk Bevins: so i had to carry on pounding
Sorry Kirk!
Kirk Bevins: so i had to carry on pounding
Sorry Kirk!
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Five minutes of farce:
2010-07-04 16:34:51 Dmitry Goretsky: Jordan F, if you don't wanna play, please leave!
2010-07-04 16:34:59 Eoin Monaghan: He doesn't have to
2010-07-04 16:35:14 Dmitry Goretsky: Jordan F, if you don't wanna play, please leave! he HAS to
2010-07-04 16:35:26 Jordan F: It's easier for me to leave it up so I can play when I'm ready
2010-07-04 16:35:38 Eoin Monaghan: Why does he HAVE to play Dmitry?
2010-07-04 16:35:55 Dmitry Goretsky: Because I wanna
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2010-07-04 16:37:16 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:16 Jack Hurst:
2010-07-04 16:37:32 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:34 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:35 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:36 Eoin Monaghan finished a classic game with Richard Priest, winning 100-62.
2010-07-04 16:37:37 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:38 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:40 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:41 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:43 Eoin Monaghan: You said that
2010-07-04 16:37:43 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:45 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:46 Jordan F: Dmirtry...settle down
2010-07-04 16:37:47 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:50 Eoin Monaghan: Please stop
2010-07-04 16:37:55 Jack Hurst: DMITRY shut up you retarded fuck head
2010-07-04 16:37:59 Dmitry Goretsky: Are you dead, Daniel Milward?!
2010-07-04 16:38:00 Eoin Monaghan: lol
2010-07-04 16:38:34 Daniel Milward: who the hell was that?
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2010-07-04 16:38:53 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:00 Eoin Monaghan: No!
2010-07-04 16:39:02 Eoin Monaghan: Not again
2010-07-04 16:39:10 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:10 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:11 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:11 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:11 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:12 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:12 Eoin Monaghan is playing Apterous Prune in a 15 Rounder.
2010-07-04 16:39:13 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:13 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:13 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:14 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:14 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:14 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:14 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:15 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:15 James Hurrell is shooting for Star 29 of The Postman's Path.
2010-07-04 16:39:15 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:16 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:16 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:16 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:25 Tom Havercroft is playing Dmitry Goretsky.
2010-07-04 16:39:29 Eoin Monaghan: lol
2010-07-04 16:39:48 Tom Havercroft: reads well doesn't it...
2010-07-04 16:34:51 Dmitry Goretsky: Jordan F, if you don't wanna play, please leave!
2010-07-04 16:34:59 Eoin Monaghan: He doesn't have to
2010-07-04 16:35:14 Dmitry Goretsky: Jordan F, if you don't wanna play, please leave! he HAS to
2010-07-04 16:35:26 Jordan F: It's easier for me to leave it up so I can play when I'm ready
2010-07-04 16:35:38 Eoin Monaghan: Why does he HAVE to play Dmitry?
2010-07-04 16:35:55 Dmitry Goretsky: Because I wanna
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2010-07-04 16:37:16 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:16 Jack Hurst:
2010-07-04 16:37:32 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:34 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:35 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:36 Eoin Monaghan finished a classic game with Richard Priest, winning 100-62.
2010-07-04 16:37:37 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:38 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:40 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:41 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:43 Eoin Monaghan: You said that
2010-07-04 16:37:43 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:45 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:46 Jordan F: Dmirtry...settle down
2010-07-04 16:37:47 Dmitry Goretsky: Daniel Milward!
2010-07-04 16:37:50 Eoin Monaghan: Please stop
2010-07-04 16:37:55 Jack Hurst: DMITRY shut up you retarded fuck head
2010-07-04 16:37:59 Dmitry Goretsky: Are you dead, Daniel Milward?!
2010-07-04 16:38:00 Eoin Monaghan: lol
2010-07-04 16:38:34 Daniel Milward: who the hell was that?
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2010-07-04 16:38:53 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:00 Eoin Monaghan: No!
2010-07-04 16:39:02 Eoin Monaghan: Not again
2010-07-04 16:39:10 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:10 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:11 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:11 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:11 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:12 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:12 Eoin Monaghan is playing Apterous Prune in a 15 Rounder.
2010-07-04 16:39:13 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:13 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:13 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:14 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:14 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:14 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:14 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:15 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:15 James Hurrell is shooting for Star 29 of The Postman's Path.
2010-07-04 16:39:15 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:16 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:16 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:16 Dmitry Goretsky: Tom Havercroft!
2010-07-04 16:39:25 Tom Havercroft is playing Dmitry Goretsky.
2010-07-04 16:39:29 Eoin Monaghan: lol
2010-07-04 16:39:48 Tom Havercroft: reads well doesn't it...
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Haha. Well, the mute button exists for a reason.
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Don't suppose you could add one for the forum too, could you? >.>Charlie Reams wrote:Haha. Well, the mute button exists for a reason.
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Click on the idiot's username->click add foe->enjoy!Hugh Binnie wrote:Don't suppose you could add one for the forum too, could you? >.>Charlie Reams wrote:Haha. Well, the mute button exists for a reason.
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
The new pencil feature in chat is great, but it does have this drawback:
2010-07-05 15:17:12 Stuart Arnot and Matt Morrison got a nine from RRREUEDSM; can you spot it?
2010-07-05 15:17:12 Stuart Arnot got a bronze pencil for MURDERERS!
2010-07-05 15:17:12 Matt Morrison got a bronze pencil for MURDERERS!
2010-07-05 15:17:20 Jordan F: ... murderers?
2010-07-05 15:17:20 Jordan F takes his 49th point! The 9s from RRREUEDSM were MURDERERS, DEMURRERS!
2010-07-05 15:17:12 Stuart Arnot and Matt Morrison got a nine from RRREUEDSM; can you spot it?
2010-07-05 15:17:12 Stuart Arnot got a bronze pencil for MURDERERS!
2010-07-05 15:17:12 Matt Morrison got a bronze pencil for MURDERERS!
2010-07-05 15:17:20 Jordan F: ... murderers?
2010-07-05 15:17:20 Jordan F takes his 49th point! The 9s from RRREUEDSM were MURDERERS, DEMURRERS!
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Haha. This is the kind of bug report I enjoy.Stuart Arnot wrote:The new pencil feature in chat is great, but it does have this drawback:
2010-07-05 15:17:12 Stuart Arnot and Matt Morrison got a nine from RRREUEDSM; can you spot it?
2010-07-05 15:17:12 Stuart Arnot got a bronze pencil for MURDERERS!
2010-07-05 15:17:12 Matt Morrison got a bronze pencil for MURDERERS!
2010-07-05 15:17:20 Jordan F: ... murderers?
2010-07-05 15:17:20 Jordan F takes his 49th point! The 9s from RRREUEDSM were MURDERERS, DEMURRERS!
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I was distracted by a tricky numbers game when this teaser came up.
2010-07-15 07:18:11 Your new teaser is EEEXTCRS. You have 60 seconds to answer!
2010-07-15 07:19:11 Time's up and no one got it! The answer to EEEXTCRS was EXCRETES.
2010-07-15 07:19:12 Philip Jarvis: excretes
2010-07-15 07:19:18 Philip Jarvis: shit
2010-07-15 07:20:30 Philip Jarvis beat Apterous Prune 107-0 in a 15 Rounder.
2010-07-15 07:18:11 Your new teaser is EEEXTCRS. You have 60 seconds to answer!
2010-07-15 07:19:11 Time's up and no one got it! The answer to EEEXTCRS was EXCRETES.
2010-07-15 07:19:12 Philip Jarvis: excretes
2010-07-15 07:19:18 Philip Jarvis: shit
2010-07-15 07:20:30 Philip Jarvis beat Apterous Prune 107-0 in a 15 Rounder.
"It's KNACKERED Nick!"
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
2010-08-12 22:01:27 Your new teaser is LEBLILGU. You have 60 seconds to answer!
2010-08-12 22:01:33 Adam Gillard got it first. You have 54.2 seconds left.
2010-08-12 22:01:38 Eoin Monaghan got it too, you have 49.1 seconds left.
2010-08-12 22:01:42 Eoin Monaghan: The answer is BLUEGILL
2010-08-12 22:01:45 Adam Gillard: they should take it out the dictionary
2010-08-12 22:01:49 James Robinson got it too, you have 37.7 seconds left.
2010-08-12 22:02:27 Time's up and 3 people got a point; Adam Gillard was the fastest on 5.8 seconds and gets 2 bonus points. The answers to LEBLILGU were BLUEGILL, GULLIBLE.
2010-08-12 22:02:34 Eoin Monaghan: HAHA
2010-08-12 22:02:46 Eoin Monaghan: I suck at jokes, I didn't know BLUEGILL was in!
2010-08-12 22:02:52 Adam Gillard: haha
2010-08-12 22:02:54 Adam Gillard: class
2010-08-12 22:03:06 Eoin Monaghan: I was only saying that for GULLIBLE, to see if anyone would take it
2010-08-12 22:03:11 Eoin Monaghan: Talk about backfiring!
2010-08-12 22:01:33 Adam Gillard got it first. You have 54.2 seconds left.
2010-08-12 22:01:38 Eoin Monaghan got it too, you have 49.1 seconds left.
2010-08-12 22:01:42 Eoin Monaghan: The answer is BLUEGILL
2010-08-12 22:01:45 Adam Gillard: they should take it out the dictionary
2010-08-12 22:01:49 James Robinson got it too, you have 37.7 seconds left.
2010-08-12 22:02:27 Time's up and 3 people got a point; Adam Gillard was the fastest on 5.8 seconds and gets 2 bonus points. The answers to LEBLILGU were BLUEGILL, GULLIBLE.
2010-08-12 22:02:34 Eoin Monaghan: HAHA
2010-08-12 22:02:46 Eoin Monaghan: I suck at jokes, I didn't know BLUEGILL was in!
2010-08-12 22:02:52 Adam Gillard: haha
2010-08-12 22:02:54 Adam Gillard: class
2010-08-12 22:03:06 Eoin Monaghan: I was only saying that for GULLIBLE, to see if anyone would take it
2010-08-12 22:03:11 Eoin Monaghan: Talk about backfiring!
Mike Brown: "Round 12: T N R S A E I G U
C1: SIGNATURE (18) ["9; not written down"]
C2: SEATING (7)
Score: 108–16 (max 113)
Another niner for Adam and yet another century. Well done, that man."
C1: SIGNATURE (18) ["9; not written down"]
C2: SEATING (7)
Score: 108–16 (max 113)
Another niner for Adam and yet another century. Well done, that man."
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Haha, I only posted a word I thought sounded, but wasn't valid.
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There was a funny moment a few weeks back when 'Scott Phillips got a bronze pencil for SUNBATHING' and i asked him had he been sunbathing naked. Forgot to post it in here and can't remember when it was, but it's probably my most worthy comedy contribution to aptochat thus far so worth a mention.
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
2010-07-15 18:59:47 Scott Phillips got a bronze pencil for SUNBATHING!Andy Wilson wrote:There was a funny moment a few weeks back when 'Scott Phillips got a bronze pencil for SUNBATHING' and i asked him had he been sunbathing naked. Forgot to post it in here and can't remember when it was, but it's probably my most worthy comedy contribution to aptochat thus far so worth a mention.
2010-07-15 19:01:04 Andy Wilson: were you sunbathing naked Scott?
2010-07-15 19:01:30 Josh Hurst: LOL
2010-07-15 19:01:53 Andy Wilson: thanks Josh!
2010-07-15 19:02:18 Josh Hurst: No, thank YOU Andy
2010-07-15 19:02:23 Scott Phillips: i'd get an asbo
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
More like a "copper-tone" pencil, amirite?Kirk Bevins wrote:2010-07-15 18:59:47 Scott Phillips got a bronze pencil for SUNBATHING!
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Did you remember that or have to search for it? Either way, fair fucks.Kirk Bevins wrote:That aptochat above
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Search the word on Lexplorer, find the game the pencil was awarded in, check the time, go to chat logs, find the one for the right time, CTRL-F to search for the word.Andy Wilson wrote:Did you remember that or have to search for it? Either way, fair fucks.Kirk Bevins wrote:That aptochat above
And Kirk had the cheek to say he was rubbish with computers on Facebook the other day, fishing for compliments again.
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Matt Morrison wrote:Search the word on Lexplorer, find the game the pencil was awarded in, check the time, go to chat logs, find the one for the right time, CTRL-F to search for the word.
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I am! I wanted to play Chuckie Egg but not a PC remake, the actual Commodore 64 version. It was so complicated and then it involved downloading some emulator and it opened in winrar and then I had to extract it to somewhere but I had no idea what this meant so I probably messed it up. Then I had to find some .tdr file or something and it told me what I needed to do....but since I'm crap with computers I didn't understand all the jargon. Eventually I found another site with step by step instructions which was much easier to follow but I still didn't manage to get it working after an hour of trying, so I posted an annoying message on facebook and went to bed. Bloody computers.Matt Morrison wrote: And Kirk had the cheek to say he was rubbish with computers on Facebook the other day, fishing for compliments again.
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Thanks for that, Jason!Kirk Bevins wrote:I am! I wanted to play Chuckie Egg but not a PC remake, the actual Commodore 64 version. It was so complicated and then it involved downloading some emulator and it opened in winrar and then I had to extract it to somewhere but I had no idea what this meant so I probably messed it up. Then I had to find some .tdr file or something and it told me what I needed to do....but since I'm crap with computers I didn't understand all the jargon. Eventually I found another site with step by step instructions which was much easier to follow but I still didn't manage to get it working after an hour of trying, so I posted an annoying message on facebook and went to bed. Bloody computers.Matt Morrison wrote: And Kirk had the cheek to say he was rubbish with computers on Facebook the other day, fishing for compliments again.
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
At least Jason's posts make sense.Ryan Taylor wrote:Thanks for that, Jason!Kirk Bevins wrote:
I am! I wanted to play Chuckie Egg but not a PC remake, the actual Commodore 64 version. It was so complicated and then it involved downloading some emulator and it opened in winrar and then I had to extract it to somewhere but I had no idea what this meant so I probably messed it up. Then I had to find some .tdr file or something and it told me what I needed to do....but since I'm crap with computers I didn't understand all the jargon. Eventually I found another site with step by step instructions which was much easier to follow but I still didn't manage to get it working after an hour of trying, so I posted an annoying message on facebook and went to bed. Bloody computers.
Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Are you doing this on a Vic-20? You can't upscale computers with an emulator.
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
This was a wonderful coincidence. After complimenting Innis on a pencil that reflected his personality, Matt served up a gem.
2010-08-23 22:17:29 Innis Carson got a bronze pencil for PERSONABLE!
2010-08-23 22:18:01 Adam Gillard: that's appropriate
2010-08-23 22:18:35 Matt Bayfield got a bronze pencil for KNOB!
2010-08-23 22:17:29 Innis Carson got a bronze pencil for PERSONABLE!
2010-08-23 22:18:01 Adam Gillard: that's appropriate
2010-08-23 22:18:35 Matt Bayfield got a bronze pencil for KNOB!
Mike Brown: "Round 12: T N R S A E I G U
C1: SIGNATURE (18) ["9; not written down"]
C2: SEATING (7)
Score: 108–16 (max 113)
Another niner for Adam and yet another century. Well done, that man."
C1: SIGNATURE (18) ["9; not written down"]
C2: SEATING (7)
Score: 108–16 (max 113)
Another niner for Adam and yet another century. Well done, that man."
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
NOB would have been better.Adam Gillard wrote:This was a wonderful coincidence. After complimenting Innis on a pencil that reflected his personality, Matt served up a gem.
2010-08-23 22:17:29 Innis Carson got a bronze pencil for PERSONABLE!
2010-08-23 22:18:01 Adam Gillard: that's appropriate
2010-08-23 22:18:35 Matt Bayfield got a bronze pencil for KNOB!
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
[Sardonic raised left eyebrow emoticon] o rly?Oliver Garner wrote:At least Jason's posts make sense.Ryan Taylor wrote:Thanks for that, Jason!Kirk Bevins wrote:
I am! I wanted to play Chuckie Egg but not a PC remake, the actual Commodore 64 version. It was so complicated and then it involved downloading some emulator and it opened in winrar and then I had to extract it to somewhere but I had no idea what this meant so I probably messed it up. Then I had to find some .tdr file or something and it told me what I needed to do....but since I'm crap with computers I didn't understand all the jargon. Eventually I found another site with step by step instructions which was much easier to follow but I still didn't manage to get it working after an hour of trying, so I posted an annoying message on facebook and went to bed. Bloody computers.
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^o)David O'Donnell wrote:[Sardonic raised left eyebrow emoticon] o rly?
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
The ultimate realisation of the annoyance felt when someone goes for their tea during a game:
Robert Pajab: I can’t believe this Chris B. We’re at round 11 of our 15 rounder and he’s just announced ‘My tea is on the table, I'll have to take a break’, ‘back later’. He’s just gone. Still online but no response. Is that or this that not rude/bad game etiquette?
Ryan Taylor: erm....bit touchy really
Robert Pajab: It’s like he’s expecting me to just sit here whilst he stuffs his face.
Robert Pajab: I can’t believe this Chris B. We’re at round 11 of our 15 rounder and he’s just announced ‘My tea is on the table, I'll have to take a break’, ‘back later’. He’s just gone. Still online but no response. Is that or this that not rude/bad game etiquette?
Ryan Taylor: erm....bit touchy really
Robert Pajab: It’s like he’s expecting me to just sit here whilst he stuffs his face.
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Your new teaser is LEYWALSE. You have 60 seconds to answer!
Edward McCullagh got it first. You have 23.5 seconds left.
Scott Gillies got it too, you have 23.5 seconds left.
Matt Morrison: wow
Matt Morrison: 23.5 and 23.5 that's close
Matt Morrison: unlucky scort
Scott Gillies: (((((
Time's up and 3 people got a point; Edward McCullagh was the fastest on 36.5 seconds and gets 2 bonus points. The answers to LEYWALSE were WALLEYES, WEASELLY.
[...thirty seconds later...]
Edward McCullagh is playing Scott Gillies in a 15 Rounder.
Edward McCullagh: sponge moment coming up perhaps!
Edward McCullagh got a bronze pencil for WALLEYE!
Scott Gillies: ur fucking joking^
Edward McCullagh got it first. You have 23.5 seconds left.
Scott Gillies got it too, you have 23.5 seconds left.
Matt Morrison: wow
Matt Morrison: 23.5 and 23.5 that's close
Matt Morrison: unlucky scort
Scott Gillies: (((((
Time's up and 3 people got a point; Edward McCullagh was the fastest on 36.5 seconds and gets 2 bonus points. The answers to LEYWALSE were WALLEYES, WEASELLY.
[...thirty seconds later...]
Edward McCullagh is playing Scott Gillies in a 15 Rounder.
Edward McCullagh: sponge moment coming up perhaps!
Edward McCullagh got a bronze pencil for WALLEYE!
Scott Gillies: ur fucking joking^
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
2010-11-13 17:10:08 Ben Wilson: why do all numbers-=only duels look like someone really constipated?
2010-11-13 17:10:24 Barry Bridger and Dan Abrey missed a nine from RNEIINLOC; can you spot it?
2010-11-13 17:10:37 Paul Howe got a bronze pencil for SHITEPOKES!
2010-11-13 17:10:38 Hugh Binnie is playing Peter Lee in a Hypernundrum Attack.
2010-11-13 17:10:51 Hugh Binnie: awesome
2010-11-13 17:10:54 Ben Wilson: presumably that's how you cure the constipation then
2010-11-13 17:10:24 Barry Bridger and Dan Abrey missed a nine from RNEIINLOC; can you spot it?
2010-11-13 17:10:37 Paul Howe got a bronze pencil for SHITEPOKES!
2010-11-13 17:10:38 Hugh Binnie is playing Peter Lee in a Hypernundrum Attack.
2010-11-13 17:10:51 Hugh Binnie: awesome
2010-11-13 17:10:54 Ben Wilson: presumably that's how you cure the constipation then
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
So what was the 9 that Barry and Dan missed?Liam Tiernan wrote:2010-11-13 17:10:08 Ben Wilson: why do all numbers-=only duels look like someone really constipated?
2010-11-13 17:10:24 Barry Bridger and Dan Abrey missed a nine from RNEIINLOC; can you spot it?
2010-11-13 17:10:37 Paul Howe got a bronze pencil for SHITEPOKES!
2010-11-13 17:10:38 Hugh Binnie is playing Peter Lee in a Hypernundrum Attack.
2010-11-13 17:10:51 Hugh Binnie: awesome
2010-11-13 17:10:54 Ben Wilson: presumably that's how you cure the constipation then
Re: Classic Aptochat moments
I don't see this "missed a 9" stuff in my chat window. Is it only for special people?
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It's only for real men. (You may have unchecked all the language preferences, check your Settings.)Dan Abrey wrote:I don't see this "missed a 9" stuff in my chat window. Is it only for special people?
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Yeah, people who decide to pay for their privileges.Dan Abrey wrote:I don't see this "missed a 9" stuff in my chat window. Is it only for special people?
Ryan, joke or not, I don't know, but I believe the 9 must be CRINOLINE.Ryan Taylor wrote:So what was the 9 that Barry and Dan missed?Liam Tiernan wrote:2010-11-13 17:10:08 Ben Wilson: why do all numbers-=only duels look like someone really constipated?
2010-11-13 17:10:24 Barry Bridger and Dan Abrey missed a nine from RNEIINLOC; can you spot it?
2010-11-13 17:10:37 Paul Howe got a bronze pencil for SHITEPOKES!
2010-11-13 17:10:38 Hugh Binnie is playing Peter Lee in a Hypernundrum Attack.
2010-11-13 17:10:51 Hugh Binnie: awesome
2010-11-13 17:10:54 Ben Wilson: presumably that's how you cure the constipation then
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments
The same word claimed from two different games, a point for each. I almost spaffed.Aptochat wrote:Peter Lee and Oli Moore missed a nine from CNSTRUOAE; can you spot it?
Craig Chittenden is playing today's Daily Duel.
Michael Wallace: #1 #1 #1
Chas Maxwell and Apterous Waldorf missed a nine from SEROUCTAN; can you spot it?
Scott Gillies: courantes
Scott Gillies takes his 5926th point! The 9s from CNSTRUOAE were NECTAROUS, COURTESAN, COURANTES!
Scott Gillies takes his 5927th point! The 9s from SEROUCTAN were COURTESAN, NECTAROUS, COURANTES!
meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles
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Had to read that twice before I realised what happened - absolutely brilliant. Must be an aptochat first!?Ian Volante wrote:The same word claimed from two different games, a point for each. I almost spaffed.Aptochat wrote:Peter Lee and Oli Moore missed a nine from CNSTRUOAE; can you spot it?
Chas Maxwell and Apterous Waldorf missed a nine from SEROUCTAN; can you spot it?
Scott Gillies: courantes
Scott Gillies takes his 5926th point! The 9s from CNSTRUOAE were NECTAROUS, COURTESAN, COURANTES!
Scott Gillies takes his 5927th point! The 9s from SEROUCTAN were COURTESAN, NECTAROUS, COURANTES!
That. Ta. Way.aptochat wrote:Michael Wallace: #1 #1 #1
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I don't think it's brag-worthy to be #1 on the duel when only 1 person has completed it...Matt Morrison wrote:That. Ta. Way.aptochat wrote:Michael Wallace: #1 #1 #1
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Yeah I did realise that, I was just... ah bugger it. You rival.Michael Wallace wrote:I don't think it's brag-worthy to be #1 on the duel when only 1 person has completed it...Matt Morrison wrote:That. Ta. Way.aptochat wrote:Michael Wallace: #1 #1 #1
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2010-11-27 09:02:32 Sophie Krol: Want a game?
2010-11-27 09:02:50 Rhys Benjamin: not really
2010-11-27 09:02:51 Rhys Benjamin: lol
2010-11-27 09:03:36 Sophie Krol: ok lol im bored lol
2010-11-27 09:03:51 Sophie Krol:
2010-11-27 09:03:57 Rhys Benjamin: lololololololololololololololol
2010-11-27 09:04:07 Rhys Benjamin completed today's Daily Duel, and is provisionally ranked 22nd of 25 for today and 123rd of 202 for November.
2010-11-27 09:04:15 Sophie Krol: lololololololololololololololoolololololololololololololololol
2010-11-27 09:04:23 Rhys Benjamin: loo!
2010-11-27 09:04:24 Rhys Benjamin: lol
2010-11-27 09:04:29 Sophie Krol: lol
2010-11-27 09:04:42 Sophie Krol: why r we randomly saying lol
2010-11-27 09:04:49 Sophie Krol: lol
2010-11-27 09:04:53 Jayne Wisniewski completed today's Daily Duel, and is provisionally ranked 15th of 26 for today and 64th of 202 for November.
2010-11-27 09:04:53 Sophie Krol is playing Rhys Benjamin.
2010-11-27 09:04:56 Rhys Benjamin: i dont know lol
2010-11-27 09:05:06 Peter Lee completed today's Daily Duel, and is provisionally ranked 19th of 27 for today and 111th of 202 for November.
2010-11-27 09:05:16 Jayne Wisniewski left the room.
2010-11-27 09:07:22 Rhys Benjamin: lol
2010-11-27 09:02:50 Rhys Benjamin: not really
2010-11-27 09:02:51 Rhys Benjamin: lol
2010-11-27 09:03:36 Sophie Krol: ok lol im bored lol
2010-11-27 09:03:51 Sophie Krol:
2010-11-27 09:03:57 Rhys Benjamin: lololololololololololololololol
2010-11-27 09:04:07 Rhys Benjamin completed today's Daily Duel, and is provisionally ranked 22nd of 25 for today and 123rd of 202 for November.
2010-11-27 09:04:15 Sophie Krol: lololololololololololololololoolololololololololololololololol
2010-11-27 09:04:23 Rhys Benjamin: loo!
2010-11-27 09:04:24 Rhys Benjamin: lol
2010-11-27 09:04:29 Sophie Krol: lol
2010-11-27 09:04:42 Sophie Krol: why r we randomly saying lol
2010-11-27 09:04:49 Sophie Krol: lol
2010-11-27 09:04:53 Jayne Wisniewski completed today's Daily Duel, and is provisionally ranked 15th of 26 for today and 64th of 202 for November.
2010-11-27 09:04:53 Sophie Krol is playing Rhys Benjamin.
2010-11-27 09:04:56 Rhys Benjamin: i dont know lol
2010-11-27 09:05:06 Peter Lee completed today's Daily Duel, and is provisionally ranked 19th of 27 for today and 111th of 202 for November.
2010-11-27 09:05:16 Jayne Wisniewski left the room.
2010-11-27 09:07:22 Rhys Benjamin: lol
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Young love.
16/10/2007 - Episode 4460
Dinos Sfyris 76 - 78 Dorian Lidell
Proof that even idiots can get well and truly mainwheeled.
Dinos Sfyris 76 - 78 Dorian Lidell
Proof that even idiots can get well and truly mainwheeled.
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non-A-lol
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I thought Sophie was Joseph's mum.
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Sophie Krol: ANYONE WANT TO DO AN ANAGRAM I MADE UP?
Matt Morrison: ON
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Matt Morrison: ON
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