Should the DC character, Father Xmas, be dropped?

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Should Father Christmas be banned?

Poll ended at Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:43 am

Yes. Get the dirty bearded paediatrician off our streets and send him back to Nigeria where he belongs.
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16%
I don't care. But I do care that everybody else knows that I don't care.
2
11%
No. He hasn't actually been proved guilty of anything yet and in a mature democratic society that should be respected.
3
16%
I am an angry marginalised lesbian and I feel angry and marginalised that none of the other 3 options allow me to express how angry and marginalised I am. Ticking this box however will provide a very fleeting moment of smug contentment.
11
58%
 
Total votes: 19

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Matthew Green
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Should the DC character, Father Xmas, be dropped?

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It is to my shock and disgust that the devils latest incarnation, Charlie Reams, has sanctioned the appearance of that vile creep Father Christmas as an apterous DC guest.

When I was a child, this predator would regularly break into my house, creep into my bedroom and empty his sack while I slept.
When these allegations came to light, it seems many other children in the neighbourhood were also subjected to this treatment.

And now I can't even play a little bit of speedgoat on my own at 3am without being subjected to sickening taunts like 'Ho Ho Ho' and 'Merry Christmas'.

I have included a poll that, in the spirit of democracy, allows everybody to express their own personal and private opinions on this. But I must add that if you don't explicitly agree with everything I say then you yourself are a sick paedofile.

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Re: Should the DC character, Father Xmas, be dropped?

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Would all the other angry, marginalised lesbians please fuck off! I'm starting to feel less marginalised!
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Re: Should the DC character, Father Xmas, be dropped?

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You arrogant shit! I used to really enjoy those personal visits from the bearded old man, so don't come round here with your bloody insulting behaviour, you cock.
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The difference between this and the Fritzl thing is, Father Xmas never kept children locked up in his cellar. Not unless they'd been naughty anyway.
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Re: Should the DC character, Father Xmas, be dropped?

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Is this the same Father Xmas who has a mouth dirtier than the sewers of London? (No offence, London and all your inhabitants?) If so, I don't see the problem!
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Re: Should the DC character, Father Xmas, be dropped?

Post by Martin Gardner »

This is not a very funy joke, but ah well, since when am I an expert on humour lol.
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