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It seems like pretty much every post I've made in the past 24 hours has involved disagreeing with Kirk over something. I'm starting to feel quite down about this and am worried that he might be feeling 'got at'. So this thread is a belated Valentine to Kirk Bevins. You're all right, you are.

Post here if you think Kirk is really rather lovely.

Kirk is God. End of.

I <3 Kirk.

If you assume that he's lovely today, you might conclude that he will be lovely tomorrow, so if you can identify one day in the past where he has been lovely, that would prove the initial assumption. But if that works, you might substitute 'obtuse', or 'thick'.

I guess I've come across worse human beings.

(you're welcome, Kirk)

He seems rather lovely, in general.

I'm getting quite fond of you too, Phil.

Everyone else on the site, however......

Kirk is great. The fact that he's wrong about almost everything is just unfortunate.

Thanks Phil. I get quite stressed when I can't understand something and I'm glad some of you haven't given up on me. I was starting to wonder whether your posts were maliciously meant but this thread has answered that one, so thanks for that.

As for Jono, most people if they don't understand something accept it and move on. I can't do that, I have to keep battling through it until I finally understand it. That's probably why I got two As at A-level maths and further maths.

Kirk Bevins wrote:Thanks Phil. I get quite stressed when I can't understand something

And when you lose a conundrum attack to someone 300 rating points below you

Kirk Bevins is OK, but Jon O'Neill is an utter fucking twat.*
































*Joke

Captain Kirk is a legend, Jono's a good sort, and Martin Gardner is an utter fucking twat.*





















*If I was joking, this is where I'd let you know.

Paul Howe wrote:Captain Kirk is a legend, Jono's a good sort, and Martin Gardner is an utter fucking twat.*


*If I was joking, this is where I'd let you know.

You probably never saw the thread where this joke came from. I think if you knew the context you wouldn't be offended, but ah well.

Martin Gardner wrote:

Paul Howe wrote:Captain Kirk is a legend, Jono's a good sort, and Martin Gardner is an utter fucking twat.*


*If I was joking, this is where I'd let you know.

You probably never saw the thread where this joke came from. I think if you knew the context you wouldn't be offended, but ah well.

I wasn't offended, I was joking!*
















*Or was I?

In which case sorry Jono.

Charlie Reams wrote:I <3 Kirk.

I can only assume this is a crude resemblance of your balls Charlie, and this is your confession that you teabagged Kirk?

I used to be an atheist, until I realised that Kirk Bevins is God.

Very nice!

Even though there are times when he doesn't always talk to me, I like him! I think he's the kind of person who never beats around the bush.

Jason Larsen wrote:I think he's the kind of person who never beats around the bush.

Hahaha, I think you're right on so many levels, Jason! You're a funny guy!

But seriously, Kirk is a totally sound person and I consider it a privilege to be acquainted with him. And although I don't know any of the details of his upcoming appearance, I'm pretty sure he's going to totally kick ass.

I love Kirk. As Jim said he's completely sound, but he also seems to have this sort of lovely naivety and vulnerability about him, which is very endearing, to the point that it gives me a raging hardon.

Charlie Reams wrote:I <3 Kirk.

This I assume means that 3 Kirks are better than 1 Charlie? Hmmm.

That's right, Jim!

I think me and Kirk have disagreed on everything we've both posted on in the past, but I still like him and openly want him to win this series. No offence to anyone else in this series!

Charlie Reams wrote:I <3 Kirk.

Possibly meaning 3 in one: the holy trinity? God the father, son and holy ghost??

I suppose he's okay.

Of course, but will Kirk appear on Countdown in the near future?

Jason Larsen wrote:Of course, but will Kirk appear on Countdown in the near future?

Yes... next question.

Seriously though, disagreements on this forum don't mean sh*t. If everyone agreed, there would be very little to talk about! It's a bit like when I'm watching Coronation St and I keep thinking why all these weird things keep happening. Well if all the characters were happy all the time, there would be no show!

Of course, Martin!

This is not a utopia!

One of my old teachers said that we shouldn't go through life without any problems, and she was right.

Kirk is OK, even one of his opponents on Weakest Link said he was very clever, whilst voting him off!

For those who don't seem to know, Kirky is aiming for that teapot on 2nd March

Chris Corby wrote:For those who don't seem to know, Kirky is aiming for that teapot on 2nd March

...with a gun, laughing maniacally?

Michael Wallace wrote:

Chris Corby wrote:For those who don't seem to know, Kirky is aiming for that teapot on 2nd March

...with a gun, laughing maniacally?

To shoot himself if he doesn't get one? Wouldn't that be just awful? (Apologies to his opponent(s))
(Ignoring the fact that it's already been recorded and he's posted on the forum since (or someone pretending to be him?! ))

P.S. I totally apologise for any hurt feelings if you actually did lose, Kirk.
Hell hasn't frozen over as far as I know, so I rather doubt it!

Julie T wrote: P.S. I totally apologise for any hurt feelings if you actually did lose, Kirk.
Hell hasn't frozen over as far as I know, so I rather doubt it!

That's very kind of you, Julie. You never know what nerves/pressure/determination makes one do in front of the cameras. I'm well known to be the c4c bottler but not long left to finally find out.

Kirk Bevins is indeed OK.

I'm waiting with much anticipation to see Countdown on 2nd March!

Kirk Bevins wrote:

Julie T wrote: P.S. I totally apologise for any hurt feelings if you actually did lose, Kirk.
Hell hasn't frozen over as far as I know, so I rather doubt it!

That's very kind of you, Julie. You never know what nerves/pressure/determination makes one do in front of the cameras. I'm well known to be the c4c bottler but not long left to finally find out.

Thanks, Kirk! It's always difficult to know how the joking on here will go down. Hope you did brilliantly.

Hannah O wrote:Kirk Bevins is indeed OK.

I'm waiting with much anticipation to see Countdown on 2nd March!

Me, too! Epic show!

I know, just being honest is good, but you have to have something called tolerance. If you've got that, people will be happy for as long as you are nice to them.

By the way, did the characters on Coronation Street go through phases of unhappiness even in the '60s?

There's nobody else on earth like Kirk. I think we can all be thankful for that*.

*Also a joke.

And he once said he thought I was several years younger than I really am. For that alone I love him (as, indeed, I told him at the time!).

When did you meet Kirk in person, Karen?

Jason Larsen wrote:When did you meet Kirk in person, Karen?

Well, I did meet him in person at CoLei but that's not when he guessed my age incorrectly. THAT was in an Aptobash game.

I can't get the chat box to work, Karen!

I asked Charlie how to fix it, but he has no idea!

Just in case anyone thinks my vehement denial of Kirk's recent appearance being a 'debut' means I don't like him: it doesn't. Kirk is at the very least OK.

I disagree with Kirk's assertion that the Pepsi Max Big One is the best roller coaster in Britain (that title clearly belongs to Lightwater Valley's The Ultimate, the longest and purest roller coaster in Europe), but to ensure that my simple disagreement with Kirk isn't construed as an unrestrained attack on his character I thought it'd be best to post it in this thread.

If The Ultimate is bigger than Pepsi Max, I don't want to see it! I've already had several heart attacks on that monster of a machine (i.e. Pepsi Max). Here's hoping we don't go to Blackpool ever again!

Hannah O wrote:I've already had several heart attacks on that monster of a machine (i.e. Pepsi Max).

The fact that a machine named after a drink laden with caffeine and chemicals is capable of inducing heart attacks seems entirely appropriate.

Ah, and I didn't even think of that! Nice one, Phil!

I do wish you would all stop calling kirk god. Having aged another year last week i feel old enough already without being gods dad

Kirk looks like a good guy and only my opinion has a striking resemblance to the golfer David Howell http://www.davidhowellgolf.com/