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She's OK, I suppose...(what mum, that's not enough of a compliment? Oh fine...)

Danielle is great. She is very helpful, kind, caring, cool, and other good things. (OK mum, you can stop pointing the gun at my head now.)

Danielle is lovely. How many women can make a sling into a fashion accessory?

Charlie Reams wrote:Danielle is lovely. How many women can make a sling into a fashion accessory?

67. But Danielle does it the best.

I appreciate her too.

Matthew Green wrote:I appreciate her too.

Countdown winner and he writes 'two' as 'too'.............

Chris Corby wrote:

Matthew Green wrote:I appreciate her too.

Countdown winner and he writes 'two' as 'too'.............

OK, I'll bite. Who is Danielle?

Phil Reynolds wrote:OK, I'll bite. Who is Danielle?

She's the unit manager, so it's her job to make sure that everyone is where they should be when they should be. I guess being awesome is part of the job description, since Jay (her predecessor) is also a legend, even if he's not quite as pretty.

Disappointly I can hardly remember the production staff. I think I was shitting bricks at the time.

Charlie Reams wrote:

Phil Reynolds wrote:OK, I'll bite. Who is Danielle?

She's the unit manager, so it's her job to make sure that everyone is where they should be when they should be. I guess being awesome is part of the job description, since Jay (her predecessor) is also a legend, even if he's not quite as pretty.

Do the members of the audience get to meet her, or is it just the contestants?

Joseph Bolas wrote:Do the members of the audience get to meet her, or is it just the contestants?

She sometimes gets a bit of chat from Dudley (the warm-up guy), and is generally in the studio during the recording, but (disgracefully!) she doesn't get a big intro like the "artists" (Jeff, Rachel, Susie and the guest.)

Hahahahaha - thanks Charlie once again! You will be pleased to know however fashionable it appeared, the sling is now off!

Very welcome. Apparently you're actually the unit assistant, but you can consider my mistake to be a vote for your promotion.

Charlie Reams wrote:

Joseph Bolas wrote:Do the members of the audience get to meet her, or is it just the contestants?

She sometimes gets a bit of chat from Dudley (the warm-up guy), and is generally in the studio during the recording, but (disgracefully!) she doesn't get a big intro like the "artists" (Jeff, Rachel, Susie and the guest.)

Apparently, she's Dudley's daughter...

Charlie Reams wrote:

Joseph Bolas wrote:Do the members of the audience get to meet her, or is it just the contestants?

She sometimes gets a bit of chat from Dudley (the warm-up guy), and is generally in the studio during the recording, but (disgracefully!) she doesn't get a big intro like the "artists" (Jeff, Rachel, Susie and the guest.)

It would be ncie to go down to the studio (if welcome ), to see if I can meet Danielle and even meet Rachel and Susie too.

Danielle Davies wrote:Hahahahaha - thanks Charlie once again! You will be pleased to know however fashionable it appeared, the sling is now off!

Can I have it please?

Just for the record I am NOT Dudley's daughter!!! And Corby, you really want my sling?

Danielle Davies wrote:Just for the record I am NOT Dudley's daughter!!! And Corby, you really want my sling?

Sure, but only if you haven't washed it.

This pretty much goes for any garment from any female forummers by the way.

Jon Corby wrote:

Danielle Davies wrote:Just for the record I am NOT Dudley's daughter!!! And Corby, you really want my sling?

Sure, but only if you haven't washed it.

This pretty much goes for any garment from any female forummers by the way.

Way to go to make a lady feel not very special any more. It's OK Danielle - I'll have it.

Kirk Bevins wrote:

Jon Corby wrote:

Danielle Davies wrote:Just for the record I am NOT Dudley's daughter!!! And Corby, you really want my sling?

Sure, but only if you haven't washed it.

This pretty much goes for any garment from any female forummers by the way.

Way to go to make a lady feel not very special any more. It's OK Danielle - I'll have it.

Nah, send it to me- I'll auction it off at COLIN, or have Corby take on Kirk at arm-wrestling or something.

I've been trying to think which prime time light entertainment television personality Danielle most reminds me of and I've decided on Tess Daly.

She's a glamorous blonde northerner who comforts the poor contestants in her backstage area (which I hope is still painted orange), whilst protecting them from the four nasty judges/producers. If Tess Daly wore Ugg boots it would be perfect.

Martin Bishop wrote:I've been trying to think which prime time light entertainment television personality Danielle most reminds me of and I've decided on Tess Daly.

She's a glamorous blonde northerner who comforts the poor contestants in her backstage area (which I hope is still painted orange), whilst protecting them from the four nasty judges/producers. If Tess Daly wore Ugg boots it would be perfect.

Although Tess Daly always strikes me as being an appalling stuck up cunt (I've heard reports to back this up too), so the similarity ends there for me.

Jon Corby wrote:Although Tess Daly always strikes me as being an appalling stuck up cunt

What's the difference between Tess Daly and a tampon?

No wait, wrong joke.

Martin Bishop wrote:
She's a glamorous blonde northerner who comforts the poor contestants in her backstage area

Wayhey! Can't wait to see her again....

I just want to point out that I actually quite like Tess Daly, so despite what Corby says, it was meant as a compliment.

Tess Daly?? Let me tell you something - I did my last filming block in a sling...that ain't glamourous!

Martin Bishop wrote:I just want to point out that I actually quite like Tess Daly, so despite what Corby says, it was meant as a compliment.

Oh don't worry, I think that was obvious.

But Danielle >>>> Tess Daly by miles

Jon Corby wrote:

Martin Bishop wrote:I just want to point out that I actually quite like Tess Daly, so despite what Corby says, it was meant as a compliment.

Oh don't worry, I think that was obvious.

I know, but having just referenced Dudley's most disturbing joke about Danielle, I wanted to make sure I didn't add "you're a stuck up cunt" to the list.

A sling doesn't have to be unglamourous. hat did you do to your arm?

Since going back into the studios and seeing Danielle again, I'd like to rejuvenate this thread.

I think Danielle is worth appreciating - does a wonderful job and doesn't mind sitting in the green room chatting to you while you're trying to spout off random 8s. Oh, and she has nice eyes.

What about Demi? She does an amazing job, she's very kind and supportive, and I also like her eyes.

Kirk Bevins wrote:Oh, and she has nice eyes.

Yeah, they're a great pair all right.

At the risk of repeating myself, yes, Danielle is lovely. To quote Jono, "eyes I could get lost in like Doncaster city centre."