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Hmmm I thought another way we could all get to know each other a bit more (well most of you know each other anyway) but I thought I'd start a question thread.

So I start with a question, then you answer and ask another question, etc, etc.

OK, I'll go first

Would you cut off one of your fingers for 1 and a half million pounds?

Do I get to pick the finger? And can I be surrounded by a team of surgeons ready to reattach it?

no

Then no. Money isn't everything, and I'd have the stigma of "mutilated himself for money" for the rest of my life!

My turn: You're on Countdown with the selection JCNRTIEEO and you see 2 8s. Do you declare

a) ERECTION for fun

or

b) NEOTERIC to sound smart

Jimmy wrote:Would you cut off one of your fingers for 1 and a half million pounds?

Yes, without a second's hesitation. And to Dinos' question, you wouldn't sound smart with NEOTERIC when your opponent offers REJECTION

Jimmy wrote:Would you cut off one of your fingers for 1 and a half million pounds?

I would also say yes to this question.

Well the idea was somebody replies to the original question and posts another, they reply to the next question and post another, then somebody else replies to that question and also post another question and so on. So there's always another crazy question. I'll start again. Hmmmm.

Who is your favourite Toy Story character?

Jimmy wrote:Who is your favourite Toy Story character?

As my children are too old for Toy Story, and they haven't made me a grandfather yet, I'll have to say Buzz Lightyear, as he's the only one I know.

What would you do if you were offered the chance to be a contestant on Deal Or No Deal?

David Gunn wrote:

Jimmy wrote:Who is your favourite Toy Story character?

As my children are too old for Toy Story, and they haven't made me a grandfather yet, I'll have to say Buzz Lightyear, as he's the only one I know.

What would you do if you were offered the chance to be a contestant on Deal Or No Deal?

I'd jump at the chance, although having 3 weeks off school isn't happening.

Would you eat a human being if you were locked in a room with only your dead mate as food to keep you alive?

No, but I hope I never have to prove that


What is your favourite movie of all time?

Goodfellas.

What is your favourite album of all time?

Ooooh, probably Now 70.

Who is your favourite Series 59 contestant?

The guy with the crazy clapping in Charlie's last game.

Is this the greatest ever youtube video?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_X6VoFBCE9k

No.

Is this the greatest ever Youtube video?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e4x7BXfNq ... efault.jpg

No.

Why are you not asleep?

No.

Who is the weirdest person on this forum?

Kai Laddiman wrote:No.

Who is the weirdest person on this forum?

Where do you start? :p

Q: Can every question be answered with a different question?

sure...

Here's a random one:

Who would you rather have as a DC guest: Graham Dott (snooker) or Daphne off of the eggheads?

Jimmy wrote:sure...

Here's a random one:

Who would you rather have as a DC guest: Graham Dott (snooker) or Daphne off of the eggheads?

Daphne without a doubt.

If the Countdown studio was getting a makeover, what colour would you have it?

Kai Laddiman wrote:No.

Is this the greatest ever Youtube video?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e4x7BXfNq ... efault.jpg

I lol'd

You and chixychix12 should totally hook up, look at her comment

Ben Hunter wrote:You and chixychix12 should totally hook up, look at her comment

If you like 45 year old librarians from Preston, go for it....

Joseph Bolas wrote:If the Countdown studio was getting a makeover, what colour would you have it?

Apricot.

Who is the most sexually attractive Countdown contestant of all time?

Cant remember her name but I think she was the last contestant of series 57. She was pretty fit, and came across well on camera. Jason Cullen beat her in his 4th game I believe. Also snails on face lady and Debbi F are in pretty close contention

Who dya reckon would fare best on Countdown out of this series' X Factor contestants?

Dinos Sfyris wrote:snails on face lady

I also had a thing for her. Did she win a teapot?

Ben Hunter wrote:I also had a thing for her. Did she win a teapot?

Yes, her name was, and probably still is, Denise McHale.

Anna Southgate and Marie Hayden are also worthy of mention as far as attractive contestants go

Phil Reynolds wrote:

Joseph Bolas wrote:If the Countdown studio was getting a makeover, what colour would you have it?

Who is the most sexually attractive Countdown contestant of all time?

Ariane Sherine was quite tidy - the girl who beat Mr Chris Philpot. She is the same lady that is running the atheist bus campaign.

http://www.arianesherine.com/

Kirk Bevins wrote:Ariane Sherine was quite tidy

Haha - "quite tidy", really?

Ooh, Sarah Duncan was lovely too.

I like how noone has replied to the last question submitted, instead you're all just listing fanciable woman contestants! Glad to find some red blooded manliness in what could have been a bunch of boring intellects!

Lesley Jeavons wrote:I like how noone has replied to the last question submitted, instead you're all just listing fanciable woman contestants! Glad to find some red blooded manliness in what could have been a bunch of boring intellects!

And they're all wrong too, 'cos the actual answer to the question I submitted is Andrew Laycock.

Lesley Jeavons wrote: I like how noone has replied to the last question submitted, instead you're all just listing fanciable woman contestants! Glad to find some red blooded manliness in what could have been a bunch of boring intellects!

You're irritating.

Jimmy wrote:You're irritating.

That's not very nice.

I like you Lesley.

I prefer Lesley to Jimmy.

Ben Hunter wrote:I prefer Lesley to Jimmy.

I feel a poll coming on.

I vote Jimmy for annoyinger.

But I'd take it really personally if I was voted more annoying by people I've never met and who nothing about me.

Anyway what have I done to be so annoying?

wtf? why would I even care

Sorry Lesley, I vote Jimmy annoyinger.

Hurrah for democracy!

What kind of knobhead says hurrah?

You don't even know me so how do you know my head is a knob?

your avatar cock face

Jimmy wrote:But I'd take it really personally if I was voted more annoying by people I've never met and who nothing about me.

Removing "splinter" failed. Please first remove "plank".

Phil Reynolds wrote:

Lesley Jeavons wrote:I like how noone has replied to the last question submitted, instead you're all just listing fanciable woman contestants! Glad to find some red blooded manliness in what could have been a bunch of boring intellects!

And they're all wrong too, 'cos the actual answer to the question I submitted is Andrew Laycock.

But what's the new question? In the absence of one, let's have this:

If you a special KILLING BUTTON on a device somewhere that would kill anyone you wanted at any time anywhere, would you ever use it?

jimbentley wrote:

Phil Reynolds wrote:

Lesley Jeavons wrote:I like how noone has replied to the last question submitted, instead you're all just listing fanciable woman contestants! Glad to find some red blooded manliness in what could have been a bunch of boring intellects!

And they're all wrong too, 'cos the actual answer to the question I submitted is Andrew Laycock.

But what's the new question? In the absence of one, let's have this:
If you a special KILLING BUTTON on a device somewhere that would kill anyone you wanted at any time anywhere, would you ever use it?

But Dinos DID ask a question:

Dinos Sfyris wrote:Who dya reckon would fare best on Countdown out of this series' X Factor contestants?

But I'll leave that one for the next person to reply to, and instead answer Jim's. No I wouldn't kill anyone, except maybe Jimmy for not using a smillie after what he said about me which left me unsure how to take it... Sorry if I'm not to your liking, but that's the risk you take when you're open like me, and partake and divulge. I clicked on your name to see your profile, and there's not one bit of info there, so I'll not comment back, apart from to say, as they do on the X Factor "You're entitled to your opinion."
Edit: Jimmy, I've since noticed that it was YOU who started this thread! Some thanks I get for making a joke to try and get the Q&As back on track!

jimbentley wrote:If you a special KILLING BUTTON on a device somewhere that would kill anyone you wanted at any time anywhere, would you ever use it?

How do you know about my button??? (Presses button instantly liquefying Jim Bentley, then laughs maniacally with one hand hovering over a globe while stroking a Persian cat with the other)

Seriously though I think the government may already implement such a thing. The Truth will come out some day

Dinos Sfyris wrote:Who dya reckon would fare best on Countdown out of this series' X Factor contestants?

If any of them is particularly brainy, they're hiding it well (probably wisely at this stage). But I suspect Ruth Lorenzo would do rather well.

Phil Reynolds wrote:

Dinos Sfyris wrote:Who dya reckon would fare best on Countdown out of this series' X Factor contestants?

If any of them is particularly brainy, they're hiding it well (probably wisely at this stage). But I suspect Ruth Lorenzo would do rather well.

well, I don't think Ruth's English is good enough to do well, even though she's probably most intelligent. Hmmmmmm....good question......I'd go Diana.

Phil Reynolds wrote:

Dinos Sfyris wrote:Who dya reckon would fare best on Countdown out of this series' X Factor contestants?

If any of them is particularly brainy, they're hiding it well (probably wisely at this stage). But I suspect Ruth Lorenzo would do rather well.

That's who I would've picked as well. She looks the smartest by a long shot

Dinos Sfyris wrote:Cant remember her name but I think she was the last contestant of series 57. She was pretty fit, and came across well on camera. Jason Cullen beat her in his 4th game I believe. Also snails on face lady and Debbi F are in pretty close contention

Who dya reckon would fare best on Countdown out of this series' X Factor contestants?

That would be Helen somethingorother. She was pretty fit but so was my conqueror Gayle Smith

jasoncullen wrote:

Dinos Sfyris wrote:Cant remember her name but I think she was the last contestant of series 57. She was pretty fit, and came across well on camera. Jason Cullen beat her in his 4th game I believe. Also snails on face lady and Debbi F are in pretty close contention

Who dya reckon would fare best on Countdown out of this series' X Factor contestants?

That would be Helen somethingorother. She was pretty fit but so was my conqueror Gayle Smith

?

There's been no Helen anything in this year's X Factor final 12.

Phil Reynolds wrote:

jasoncullen wrote:

Dinos Sfyris wrote:Cant remember her name but I think she was the last contestant of series 57. She was pretty fit, and came across well on camera. Jason Cullen beat her in his 4th game I believe. Also snails on face lady and Debbi F are in pretty close contention

Who dya reckon would fare best on Countdown out of this series' X Factor contestants?

That would be Helen somethingorother. She was pretty fit but so was my conqueror Gayle Smith

?

There's been no Helen anything in this year's X Factor final 12.

Helen must be one of the people you saw who either got through to Boot Camp, or who the judges didn't like etc.

Joseph Bolas wrote: Helen must be one of the people you saw who either got through to Boot Camp, or who the judges didn't like etc.

Er... I think that was in relation to the first quetsion, about the last contestant of series 57.....

Why hasn't Derek bumped this thread?

Do you think David Mitchell would make a suitable guest on Countdown in spite of his war crimes comitted on TBFQOTY