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People you shouldn't trust
E.g. People who like swimming
People who eat yoghurt
Men who wear really long pointy shoes that are much longer than their feet despite not being clowns but are actually in their work suits
Add your own. Nothing too serious like people who vote Tory/UKIP/BNP. That kind of goes without saying.
People who eat yoghurt
Men who wear really long pointy shoes that are much longer than their feet despite not being clowns but are actually in their work suits
Add your own. Nothing too serious like people who vote Tory/UKIP/BNP. That kind of goes without saying.
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People with spiky hair.
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People with combovers. Luckily they're quite poor liars so it's easy to detect the dishonesty.
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People who pronounce the OI in TORTOISE like you would in TOILET.
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People who slap the table when they laugh.
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Men who dye their beards.
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People who go to pubs but don't drink. Would you go to brothel to read a book? And I include designated drivers. In fact any group that has a designated driver. Just get a bloody taxi you cheap pricks.
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You wouldn't say that to my face. Even though you pretty much just did.Mark James wrote:People who go to pubs but don't drink. Would you go to brothel to read a book?
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Just people who use hair gel generally.Jon Corby wrote:People with spiky hair.
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Anyone who pronounces H as "haitch"
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Men who were stacked heels.
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Men who have never been stacked heels, for that matter.
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People who don't spell check what their posting!
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People who don't know the difference between grammar and spelling. People who go on and on and on about their imagined National Lottery misfortunes.Steven M. McCann wrote:People who don't spell check what their posting!
Actually, while I might not want to discuss immigration or the reintroduction of national service with a lot of the people mentioned, I suspect they might actually be trustworthy. They lack the personality, imagination and intelligence to be otherwise. It's the person with none of these foibles who says "Trust me on this one" that you steer well clear of.
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The AUTO CORRECT put in WERE instead of WEAR, I posted without CHECKING the erroneous SPELLING!
Wear stacked heels do you David?
I seem to have touched a nerve!
Wear stacked heels do you David?
I seem to have touched a nerve!
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No, just bored because it's raining.Steven M. McCann wrote:I seem to have touched a nerve!
People who use their middle initial.
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Meteorologists
Mike Brown: "Round 12: T N R S A E I G U
C1: SIGNATURE (18) ["9; not written down"]
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Score: 108–16 (max 113)
Another niner for Adam and yet another century. Well done, that man."
C1: SIGNATURE (18) ["9; not written down"]
C2: SEATING (7)
Score: 108–16 (max 113)
Another niner for Adam and yet another century. Well done, that man."
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People who refer to their mother as "Mum" rather than "my mum".
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People who, because magicians don't want to reveal their secrets, have become successfully brainwashed into actively not wanting to know how tricks are done. I would consider that to be one of the best mind control tricks ever.
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Ed Miliband.
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Loving this thread. For me its men who regularly wear hats and people who sign up to web forums under pseudonyms (ahem). Controversially, I have no trust issues with bald men.
Oh, and men who wear cummerbunds.
Agree lots.Jon Corby wrote:People with spiky hair.
And people who clap when they laughMark Deeks wrote:People who slap the table when they laugh.
This post is needlessly dickish. Mark James.Mark James wrote:People who go to pubs but don't drink. Would you go to brothel to read a book? And I include designated drivers. In fact any group that has a designated driver. Just get a bloody taxi you cheap pricks.
Oh, and men who wear cummerbunds.
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People who are almost physically unable to speak without waving their hands around like they're trying to attract the attention of a passing helicopter.
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Men who grow a beard to prove that they actually do have a chin.
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People who hate Marmite but drink beer.
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Men with nice cheekbones you cunt.Ian Volante wrote:Men who grow a beard to prove that they actually do have a chin.
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I'm a bit surprised this hasn't already been said, men with ponytails.
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Men who think cheekbones are something that can be nice or not.Matt Morrison wrote:Men with nice cheekbones you cunt.Ian Volante wrote:Men who grow a beard to prove that they actually do have a chin.
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Obvious really, but any of those cnuts who insert themselves into a transaction as a third party purely to take an undeserved slice of the action, including but not limited to recruitment consultants, insurance brokers, estate agents, football agents
England goalkeepers
Men who wear pink
Men who wear runners with a suit for the commute
Any combination of the above
England goalkeepers
Men who wear pink
Men who wear runners with a suit for the commute
Any combination of the above
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Ooh, sensitive! I wasn't thinking of youMatt Morrison wrote:Men with nice cheekbones you cunt.Ian Volante wrote:Men who grow a beard to prove that they actually do have a chin.
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People who claim fraudulent credit card chargebacks for their apterous subscription, then continue playing.
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You mean siblings?Gavin Chipper wrote:People who refer to their mother as "Mum" rather than "my mum".
Mike Brown: "Round 12: T N R S A E I G U
C1: SIGNATURE (18) ["9; not written down"]
C2: SEATING (7)
Score: 108–16 (max 113)
Another niner for Adam and yet another century. Well done, that man."
C1: SIGNATURE (18) ["9; not written down"]
C2: SEATING (7)
Score: 108–16 (max 113)
Another niner for Adam and yet another century. Well done, that man."
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Ha, can you condemn them to shitty letters selections for ever more?Charlie Reams wrote:People who claim fraudulent credit card chargebacks for their apterous subscription, then continue playing.
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These people:
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I'm assuming the first one is yourself Jim, the second Tim Vine? the third possibly Norman Bates?(wearing his Mother's hair)and the fourth? BenMitchell from EastEnders?
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Love you too xJackHurst wrote:Loving this thread. For me its men who regularly wear hats...
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No. Shitting. Way?!?!Charlie Reams wrote:People who claim fraudulent credit card chargebacks for their apterous subscription, then continue playing.
What did you do about it? xD
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Really? What's the big deal?sean d wrote:Men who wear pink
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Think there needs to be a name and shame thread.Zarte Siempre wrote:No. Shitting. Way?!?!Charlie Reams wrote:People who claim fraudulent credit card chargebacks for their apterous subscription, then continue playing.
What did you do about it? xD
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See.Zarte Siempre wrote:Love you too xJackHurst wrote:Loving this thread. For me its men who regularly wear hats...
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I'm perfectly trustworthy. I'm a consistent level of arsehole.JackHurst wrote:See.Zarte Siempre wrote:Love you too xJackHurst wrote:Loving this thread. For me its men who regularly wear hats...
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Anyone who believes in any God(s).
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Love this response.Zarte Siempre wrote: I'm perfectly trustworthy. I'm a consistent level of arsehole.
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Apterites/ c4c members believe that charlie reams is a god, so do you not trust anyone on hereDave Preece wrote:Anyone who believes in any God(s).
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You've offended a fair few on here already Dave, so let's not take this any further. Mkay?Dave Preece wrote:Anyone who believes in any God(s).
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Men who wear really long pointy shoes, including clowns.
People who drink decaffeinated coffee/tea and are smug/preachy about it.
People with personalised car number plates.
People who post things on internet forums that they would not contemplate saying to someone’s face.
People who drink decaffeinated coffee/tea and are smug/preachy about it.
People with personalised car number plates.
People who post things on internet forums that they would not contemplate saying to someone’s face.
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Really? I thought we'd got vaguely thick-skinned around here. Not to mention being a bunch of godless heathens.James S Roper wrote:You've offended a fair few on here already Dave, so let's not take this any further. Mkay?Dave Preece wrote:Anyone who believes in any God(s).
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That's true, however religion's always going to be something people stand for, being that it's a belief in something higher than all of us. Of course there's no issue in being an atheist, however saying that someone's stupid and not to be trusted for believing in one's completely disrespectful and removing of somebody's rights. I'm not asking for an argument/debate/spam thread but being a Christian I'm prepared to stand up for what I believe in.Ian Volante wrote:Really? I thought we'd got vaguely thick-skinned around here. Not to mention being a bunch of godless heathens.James S Roper wrote:You've offended a fair few on here already Dave, so let's not take this any further. Mkay?Dave Preece wrote:Anyone who believes in any God(s).
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You spoke for lots of people in your earlier comment, much better to speak for yourself, and let everyone else speak up if they want to I reckon. And nobody said anything about people being stupid! (Unless I missed it)James S Roper wrote:That's true, however religion's always going to be something people stand for, being that it's a belief in something higher than all of us. Of course there's no issue in being an atheist, however saying that someone's stupid and not to be trusted for believing in one's completely disrespectful and removing of somebody's rights. I'm not asking for an argument/debate/spam thread but being a Christian I'm prepared to stand up for what I believe in.Ian Volante wrote:Really? I thought we'd got vaguely thick-skinned around here. Not to mention being a bunch of godless heathens.James S Roper wrote:
You've offended a fair few on here already Dave, so let's not take this any further. Mkay?
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People who film stuff on their phones in portrait.
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Haha, so it's fine to include yoghurt eaters and hat-wearers, but religion's off limits because.... why?
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People who say "An historic".
People who say "Congradulations" - and I'm not talking about Americans. People whose accents are not consistent with it.
People who say "Congradulations" - and I'm not talking about Americans. People whose accents are not consistent with it.
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Religion has its own thread. Whereas yoghurt, er, also has its own thread.Jon Corby wrote:Haha, so it's fine to include yoghurt eaters and hat-wearers, but religion's off limits because.... why?
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People who eat really really strong cheese. Congratulations, you just ate an inedible substance that smells like badger carcass and mould. Well done on being an idiot.
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People who use "quiche" as a serious word.
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That's a bit of a cliche.Gavin Chipper wrote:People who use "quiche" as a serious word.
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I think you're thinking of a cl.Ian Volante wrote:That's a bit of a cliche.Gavin Chipper wrote:People who use "quiche" as a serious word.
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People who don't Google themselves.
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We get it, you're an author now.Gavin Chipper wrote:People who don't Google themselves.
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People who wonder about whether Bayesian Regret is the most informative way of talking about the utility of a voting system.