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How about a match between Carol Vorderman and Susie Dent?

With ex-contestants on the boards and the dictionary.

Jed

How about a pornographic film? Not hardcore obviously, I mean they're real ladies after all.

David O'Donnell wrote:How about a pornographic film? Not hardcore obviously, I mean they're real ladies after all.

I'd be up for adjudicating this.

Yes, a contest with Susie and Carol in would be good fun for, say, Children in Need - I don't see why BBC should have monopoly.

John Bosley wrote:Yes, a contest with Susie and Carol in would be good fun for, say, Children in Need - I don't see why BBC should have monopoly.

I agree - Monopoly is a boring game. Though I'm a little surprised by this whole thread, as even I don't hate Carol enough to wish that on her.

Kirk Bevins wrote:

David O'Donnell wrote:How about a pornographic film? Not hardcore obviously, I mean they're real ladies after all.

I'd be up for adjudicating this.

Excellent choice of words, Kirk.

David O'Donnell wrote:

Kirk Bevins wrote:

David O'Donnell wrote:How about a pornographic film? Not hardcore obviously, I mean they're real ladies after all.

I'd be up for adjudicating this.

Excellent choice of words, Kirk.

Susie: "I've got the solution Kirk".
Kirk: "Well, squirt it over Carol's naked buttocks then, and we can move on to the conundrum"

That would be great, but very delusional!