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England weren't quite good enough for the consistent Italians but enjoyed one of their best runs in a tournament for quite a while.
The manager would like to thank FIAC (Football International Association Countdown) president Matthieu Morrisoni for organising a spectacular tournament.

David Beckham was sent home in disgrace by his manager for punching the referee and shouting "Vitae is a word." Quite how he knows how to say the word surpassed the manager.

No egos were shattered in the defeat of the team, don't worry, England will win Apterous Euro 2012.

Eoin Monaghan wrote:Hugh, when suits?

Saturday (any time) or Monday evening (after 8) would be best.

Hugh Binnie wrote:

Eoin Monaghan wrote:Hugh, when suits?

Saturday or Monday would be best.

Okay, Saturday evenings after 6 is probably when I am most likely to be on.

Hugh Binnie wrote: Before the match, Kevin Keegan was heard to exclaim, "This one could go either way, or vice versa."

Love it. Just love it.

Big and necessary update done after being away at the inaugural and excellent CoSheff for the weekend.

Just the 3rd place playoff to be played (feel free to do it any time, although if you can post any advance warning in here, that'd be nice) and then a time can be arranged for the final, with minimum 24 hours of advance warning preferably so that as many spectators can watch this potentially magnificent match pan out.

And remember:
Some people think apterous is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.

Matt Morrison wrote: and then a time can be arranged for the final, with minimum 24 hours of advance warning preferably so that as many spectators can watch this potentially magnificent match pan out.

Don't you read people's game reports?

Final is going to played Tuesday 29th June at 7pm.

I'm away most of tomorrow and Wednesday so we may have to wait until after the final.

KIRKINHO BREAKS ITALIAN HEARTS WITH PERFECT PERFORMANCE

Kirkinho's Samba Warriors were victorious in the final of the inaugural Apterous World Cup with a stunning performance in front of four hardy souls at Fucoid Field this evening.

One magic moment of counter-attacking Countdowning separated the sides at the final whistle, as 6 small proved too much for the under-pressure Italian rearguard.

Kirkinho left the stadium straight after the final whistle - not before offering a few words of consolation to crestfallen Eduardo Mccullardo - without accepting his winners medal leading to rumours that he may have went off down the pub.

Mccullardo complained about the lack of video technology, which he claimed affected the result, and threw his loser's medal to the ground in disgust shortly after receiving it. He then went off on a foul-mouthed four-letter-word tirade at any journalist stupid enough to approach him.

This one-sided match-up brought to an end a very successful tournament for FIAC president Mathieu Morisani, and one we hope is even better in four years time!

Am I alone in thinking it a bit annoying that neither of the finalists tarted up their avatars accordingly?

Ben Wilson wrote:Am I alone in thinking it a bit annoying that neither of the finalists tarted up their avatars accordingly?

No. I also think they should be disqualified, and the winner declared as whoever has the coolest flag. Which is clearly me. (If you disagree, then you are racist against Ghana and raccoons.)

Just to reiterate what I've said in private, I was absolutely stoked about this tournament, and really enjoyed the novelty of it all. I only wish I could've stayed longer. Amazing work by Matt.

Michael Wallace wrote:

Ben Wilson wrote:Am I alone in thinking it a bit annoying that neither of the finalists tarted up their avatars accordingly?

No. I also think they should be disqualified, and the winner declared as whoever has the coolest flag. Which is clearly me. (If you disagree, then you are racist against Ghana and raccoons.)

No way! It should go to the person who was first to change their avatar to their country's flag. Which just so happens to be me!!


And well done Kirk!

Charlie Reams wrote:Just to reiterate what I've said in private, I was absolutely stoked about this tournament, and really enjoyed the novelty of it all. I only wish I could've stayed longer. Amazing work by Matt.

Agreed. In addition to Matt's efforts, I also enjoyed those that put a lot into their match write-ups. Quality stuff, dead jealous not to have been involved.

Have to agree with the above as well, it was great to see a fresh idea take off so well and the atmosphere was great fun, even for someone as un-football-inclined as me. Cheers for all the effort you put into it Matt, and congrats to Kirk.

Yeah Matt awesome job on this whole thing, the amount of work you put in and everything. But I should have won because I BOUGHT FACE PAINT!!! Incidentally my Uruguay flag is now up outside my house and I'll be cheering them on against the Ghanaians.

Ryan Taylor wrote:Incidentally my Uruguay flag is now up outside my house

pix please

Charlie Reams wrote:

Ryan Taylor wrote:Incidentally my Uruguay flag is now up outside my house

pix please

Ha I'll facebook upload tomorrow! I'm not putting on the face paint AGAIN - that's too far.

Charlie Reams wrote:Just to reiterate what I've said in private, I was absolutely stoked about this tournament, and really enjoyed the novelty of it all. I only wish I could've stayed longer. Amazing work by Matt.

Yeah, thanks Matt for a great tournament and thanks to Charlie who added the apterous world cup as a customised game so it was really easy to play.

EOINGERLAND BOW OUT IN 3RD PLACE

England - 5 - 4 - Serbia http://apterous.org/viewgame.php?key=519675023247617709

After the brilliant performance from Kirkinho on Tuesday, this delayed match was not as big a spectacle as many competitors had cleared off and forgot there was one game left to play. Played in front of a packed crowd of 0, this 3rd/4th place match between Serbia's Hugh Binnic and England's Sir. Owen Monaghanson - Tottington was a close fought affair.
England started the better, with David Beckham (in his words) collecting a WIDEOUT ball and scoring. Serbia levelled it off later. Knowing the English' weak spot, they attacked this and got a goal from it. After the break England were asleep and Serbia took the lead, with the manager throwing his SARNIE in the air in delight and Sir.Owen contemplating the English' lacklustre AIRERS.
However, nobody was to expect what was to come next, after some drab build-up play, a brilliant finish from England left the Serbian's gobsmacked. They never fully recovered and England took a lead, capitalising on the Serbian's IMPAIRed thought.
A simple finish completed one of England's greatest World Cup achievements.

After the game, Mark Lawrenson said "It was a game of two halfs, the first was even, the second was England's and the third was boring." We think he was overcome with shock at the success.

Sir.Owen would like to thank Mathieu Morisani for an amazing tournament and Mr.Reams for making it happen.

Great stuff all. Really enjoyed organising it, and how much everyone seemed to have fun. Was cool to fiddle with a new interesting format too.
Thanks to everyone for taking part, and much appreciate the kind thanks messages of your own.

When can we expect to see the inaugural Apterous Premier League? This just seems too good a format to waste .

Liam Tiernan wrote:When can we expect to see the inaugural Apterous Premier League? This just seems too good a format to waste .

That's a lot of fixtures, and a long time to keep it organised. I don't think it would ever work.

Matt Morrison wrote:

Liam Tiernan wrote:When can we expect to see the inaugural Apterous Premier League? This just seems too good a format to waste .

That's a lot of fixtures, and a long time to keep it organised. I don't think it would ever work.

Not as many fixtures as an Apterous League One.

Maybe Apterous Champions league is more realistic.
Although I do hopes someone runs with my idea for an Apterous Ryder Cup.( probably England v RotW though, unless Charlie is still an honourary Yank)

A league has been tried many times before. I don't think a single season has ever been finished.

Charlie Reams wrote:A league has been tried many times before. I don't think a single season has ever been finished.

What are you talking about? I've been winning the Countdown League (mostly by default) for years.

Matt Morrison wrote: That's a lot of fixtures, and a long time to keep it organised. I don't think it would ever work.

If it's like the premier league in darts (I hate to mention darts again but I'll await the Corby piss-take) then they take the top 6 in the rankings and then 2 really good players who can compete with the top 6 on TV but also have some character, e.g. good walk-ons, dancing on stage etc. You could just do the top 8 apterites playing each other twice. Best of 4. If it's 2-2 it's a draw and you get 1 point. If it's 3-1 or 4-0 you get 3 points. If you lose, 0. That could be a good way but not sure how fun that would be for spectators.

After everyone has played each other twice the top 4 on points go through to the semi finals, #1 vs #4, #2 vs #3 and then a final.

Matt Morrison wrote:Great stuff all. Really enjoyed organising it, and how much everyone seemed to have fun. Was cool to fiddle with a new interesting format too.
Thanks to everyone for taking part, and much appreciate the kind thanks messages of your own.

May I also offer my congratulations too, Matt.

A very good format, and glad to make the quarters as the Netherlands, and losing to Kirkinho is no disgrace, although hopefully the real Netherlands will beat the real Brazil later on.

Kirk Bevins wrote:

Matt Morrison wrote: That's a lot of fixtures, and a long time to keep it organised. I don't think it would ever work.

If it's like the premier league in darts (I hate to mention darts again but I'll await the Corby piss-take) then they take the top 6 in the rankings and then 2 really good players who can compete with the top 6 on TV but also have some character, e.g. good walk-ons, dancing on stage etc. You could just do the top 8 apterites playing each other twice. Best of 4. If it's 2-2 it's a draw and you get 1 point. If it's 3-1 or 4-0 you get 3 points. If you lose, 0. That could be a good way but not sure how fun that would be for spectators.

Shit is the answer you're looking for!

Kirk Bevins wrote:

Matt Morrison wrote: That's a lot of fixtures, and a long time to keep it organised. I don't think it would ever work.

If it's like the premier league in darts (I hate to mention darts again but I'll await the Corby piss-take)

Haha, reassuring to know you completely missed the point of that thread. Your tournament structure sounds okay though - can you alter the match scoring to make it more dartsy?

Awards anyone?

Player of the Tournament? Would have to be Hugh Binnie.
Fair Play Award? (Best report)
Goal of the Tournament? (Best word)
Game of the Tournament?

Eoin Monaghan wrote:Awards anyone?

Player of the Tournament? Would have to be Hugh Binnie.
Fair Play Award? (Best report)
Goal of the Tournament? (Best word)
Game of the Tournament?

+ golden boot
+ golden glove

Ryan Taylor wrote:

Eoin Monaghan wrote:Awards anyone?

Player of the Tournament? Would have to be Hugh Binnie.
Fair Play Award? (Best report)
Goal of the Tournament? (Best word)
Game of the Tournament?

+ golden boot
+ golden glove

+ best flag

Michael Wallace wrote:

Ryan Taylor wrote:

Eoin Monaghan wrote:Awards anyone?

Player of the Tournament? Would have to be Hugh Binnie.
Fair Play Award? (Best report)
Goal of the Tournament? (Best word)
Game of the Tournament?

+ golden boot
+ golden glove

+ best flag

+ best fan

Btw, I took me flag round the town last night! People were like "Argentina woooo" "Uruguay mate, get it right."

Meant to add 'Best Fan' or 'Most Enthusiastic'.

James Robinson wrote:

Matt Morrison wrote:Great stuff all. Really enjoyed organising it, and how much everyone seemed to have fun. Was cool to fiddle with a new interesting format too.
Thanks to everyone for taking part, and much appreciate the kind thanks messages of your own.

May I also offer my congratulations too, Matt.

A very good format, and glad to make the quarters as the Netherlands, and losing to Kirkinho is no disgrace, although hopefully the real Netherlands will beat the real Brazil later on.

GET IN NETHERLANDS

Can we have awards polls?

Eoin Monaghan wrote:Can we have awards polls?

Well, for Best Goal (best word), that would take a lot of reading through reports that I wouldn't want to do myself - I'd have to ask you, Ryan, all the people who have been paying attention, for suggestions to shortlist via PM. Similar for nominations of Best Game. If people care enough about your suggestion to send me some ideas for those two, then yeah I don't mind making some nice polls. I can easily shortlist a handful of match reports for the Fair Play award, and players for the Player of the Tournament award, myself.

Best Flag is won by Michael and Best Fan by Ryan (both shoe-ins) and anyone who gets round to doing some stats before I bother can publicly announce the Golden Boot winner, the top scorer (presumably average score per game, not including extra time or penalties).

Maybe I'll get round to doing some new mashup images as 'prizes'.