3-Word Story

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using only his
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hard, unused fishing-rod
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I couldn't believe
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suck it. Also,
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red seventeen twice.
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Kirk's asleep again.
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He slumbers gently,
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and does it
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end here? Yes.
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Can we start
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again? No, it's
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been ruined.
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and it will
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not be salvaged
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I can't believe
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I'm replying to
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such a thread
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that is continuing
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despite the contributions
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from a particularly
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Greek chemist who
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has been frankly
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explaining how he
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uses drugs to
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enhance his manhood,
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and cure AIDS,
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while also trying
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surrepticiously, to perform
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ambidextrous brain surgery
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on seven newborn
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octopus hybrid babies
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whilst considering the
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impracticalities of chewing
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a tentacle that
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isn't cooked. Pressing
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home the sheer
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stockings on his
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dirt ridden underpants
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whilst fingering the
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local butcher's boy's
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sausages and then
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he said to
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Kirk, with spittle
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dangling from his
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long, hard, erect
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yet somehow distinctly
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softening with every
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unerotic thought, thingymajig
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, i.e. cock. His
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divine noodly appendage
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had a fungal
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growth even Richard
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couldn't resist. Moving
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ever closer, he
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realised it was
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in fact an
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elaborate tribute to
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the late, great
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Testisatchiolo, the infamous
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(yet widely unappreciated)
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