Poetry Corner

[Andy Wilson]

and found these excrutiatingly bad poems which I wrote when I was 11. [/i]

I enjoyed them so I did.
I wouldn't say they were bad at all.
In fact, i'm gonna show them to my mate Sid.
He's a bit of a cunt but I wouldn't say it to his face cos he's well tall.

[Joseph Krol]

Haiku: countdown is a show, includes letters and numbers, awesomely awesome.

[Philip Jarvis]

There once was a desire to start a new thread,
I posted it from a good idea in my head.
Jarvis killed it double quick,
With his thunderous dick,
And now I often wake up sweating in bed.

There once was a guy called Matt,
Who sometimes comes across like a bit of a tw*t,
But that's really not the case,
Although he acts totally debased,
He's really just a sweet pussy cat.

p.s. Matt - Who told you about my thunderous dick?

[Soph K]

Fantastic poem, Jason!

[Jason Larsen]

Thank you, Sophie Krol!

Have you read my other edited version of my poem?