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Jon Corby wrote:Phew, I was worried what "free stuff" you might have helped yourself to this time.

lol.

Couldn't be bothered to find an appropriate thread but here goes.
Ryan Dunn died recently and it would seem he died in a most appropriate way considering his lifestyle, so I wondered if anyone could come up with some good potential ones.
.........cherry blossom poisining. Insert your own sycophant.

Marc Meakin wrote:Couldn't be bothered to find an appropriate thread but here goes.
Ryan Dunn died recently and it would seem he died in a most appropriate way considering his lifestyle, so I wondered if anyone could come up with some good potential ones.
.........cherry blossom poisining. Insert your own sycophant.

How about if you cycled out in front of bus on a stolen bike and are killed by the anti-Semite bus driver who'd been sending you death threats.

or maybe you drowning in a cesspool

Marc Meakin wrote:or maybe you drowning in a cesspool

Zing!

X Factor auditions Friday July 8th 10am. I got tickets and am willing to give them away as this time/date was my third choice.
Please PM me if you want em (4) giving your reasons

Marc Meakin wrote:X Factor auditions Friday July 8th 10am. I got tickets and am willing to give them away as this time/date was my third choice.
Please PM me if you want em (4) giving your reasons

You seem to always have tickets for things. Are you on a register?

stop trying to set up corby and the wits on this site easy gags at my expense lol. I'm on a few free audience tickets websites emailing lists tho.

Applause store have sent yet more X Factor auditions, audience tickets, this time for 2pm.(friday July 8th O2)
Probably means it's popularity is on the wane, but anyway if anyone is interested then you know what to do.
I managed to offload the 10am ones.

Just applied for 6 tickets for Dave's One Night Stand 18th July in Richmond its Tim Vine.
Watch this space!!
Or register with Applausestore.com

Marc Meakin wrote:Just applied for 6 tickets for Dave's One Night Stand 18th July in Richmond its Tim Vine.
Watch this space!!
Or register with Applausestore.com

Damn, that is so annoying I would absolutely love to see that, but my boss is on holiday that week, so I have to stay at work.

Oh well, will just have to wait for it on Dave.

Bump.
Just got my 6 tickets for Time Vine in Richmond next monday 16th July..... am willing to give 5 away if someone is able to give me a lift to Richmond from central (or east) London.
Please PM me if you are interested...no time wasters (yes that means you JC).

Meakin moment: 2 free tickets to David Walliams - Wall of Fame (Sky 1) for Wednesday 12th (two days away). Doors 16:15-16:45.
BOREHAMWOOD, HERTFORDSHIRE WD6 1NN

Gimme a shout if you want the fucking things.

Our local's had a refurb and they've got some proper sexy new Carlsberg glasses in there. Having been coveting them for a week or so now, one of our punters has had the decency to nick one and then bugger off, leaving it in the room.

Come to think of it we get a fair amount of stuff this way. Highlights include:
Any article of clothing you'd care to think about
Vast quantities of half-finished toiletries
Mobile chargers (we keep these though for when people forget theirs and pass them on)
Alarm clocks
Glasses (ie spectacles)
Various crockery / glasses / cruet / table decorations from local pubs and eateries
Assorted stationery
CDs / DVDs / assorted games
Luggage
Reading material
One-handed media
Toys / cards / games

'Couse, at some stage it starts getting more useful:
Passports
Mobiles
Credit / debit cards
Jewellery
Keys

Then you get the downright weird:
Toys (the other sort)
Tarot cards (I realise these aren't particularly peculiar in their own right but they'd left the room in a strange pentagram-stylie setup amidst various toys / bondage devices so one doesn't (?) like to speculate what they were doing in there)

Shame I'm not OCD really cos running a B&B could be a hoarder's dream

Lesley Hines wrote:Our local's had a refurb and they've got some proper sexy new Carlsberg glasses in there. Having been coveting them for a week or so now, one of our punters has had the decency to nick one and then bugger off, leaving it in the room.

The ethical dilemma must be giving you sleepless nights.

Lesley Hines wrote:Our local's had a refurb and they've got some proper sexy new Carlsberg glasses in there. Having been coveting them for a week or so now, one of our punters has had the decency to nick one and then bugger off, leaving it in the room.

rofl

I don't have ethical dilemmas any more now that I can be Jaysri Ganesh when I want