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Posted: **Fri Jul 16, 2010 4:46 pm**

^What Corby said

Have a great day!

Posted: **Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:40 pm**

Happy birthday Jack Hurst.

Posted: **Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:14 pm**

Happy birthday to the evil Hurst.

Posted: **Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:03 pm**

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:06 am**

Just noticed this:

Joseph Bolas wrote:
I don't think theres going to be anyone called Jason Jason or Howard Howard etc. If there is, then the parents must've been real lazy to come up with a name for their child .

My wife went to school with a guy called Archibald Archibald. Honest

I've actually met him and the poor guy's got problems, not surprisingly

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:19 am**

John Gillies wrote:Just noticed this:

Joseph Bolas wrote:
I don't think theres going to be anyone called Jason Jason or Howard Howard etc. If there is, then the parents must've been real lazy to come up with a name for their child .
My wife went to school with a guy called Archibald Archibald. Honest
I've actually met him and the poor guy's got problems, not surprisingly

Not directly equivalent, but I one of my old team-mates is called Robert Roberts. Good player too, former Welsh international now at Barrow.

Posted: **Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:45 am**

Happy extremely belated birthday to Lesley and Michael!

Posted: **Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:48 pm**

Happy Birthday Jim Bentley and Adam Dexter.

Posted: **Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:00 pm**

Happy birthday JB & AD!

Posted: **Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:24 pm**

Happy birthday to Jim and Adam!

Posted: **Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:03 pm**

Happy 19th birthday to Co:Lon champion Innis Carson.

Posted: **Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:08 pm**

Happy birthday to one of my favourite contestants and forummers.
Mike Perigo.

Posted: **Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:13 pm**

And happy birthday "Wizard of Oz"!

Posted: **Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:23 pm**

Happy Birthday, Innis.

Posted: **Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:13 pm**

Happy birthday Innis.

Posted: **Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:47 pm**

Cheers guys.

Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:56 am**

Happy birthday, Innis!

Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2010 4:53 pm**

And from me too.

Posted: **Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:12 am**

Happy Birthday Dan!

Posted: **Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:11 pm**

Happy birthday, Dan!

Posted: **Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:19 am**

Happy 41st birthday to Damian, wherever you are. (Probably still celebrating in a Blackpool or Manchester bar, after yesterday's result.

)

Happy 19th birthday to Conor too. Can't wait to meet you at CoLei.

Posted: **Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:58 pm**

James Robinson wrote:Happy 41st birthday to Damian, wherever you are. (Probably still celebrating in a Blackpool or Manchester bar, after yesterday's result. )

Happy 19th birthday to Conor too. Can't wait to meet you at CoLei.

Happy birthday to both.

I knew Damian would get old but Conor, all done up and doing the town; Christ how old am I now then? Thank fuck the drink has obliterated any semblance of memory.

Posted: **Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:16 pm**

Happy birthday, Conor and Damian!

Posted: **Sat Aug 28, 2010 6:06 pm**

You missed me

Posted: **Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:02 pm**

Robert Baxter wrote:You missed me

That seems unlikely; I don't think anybody would miss you.

Posted: **Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:19 pm**

Hugh Binnie wrote:
Robert Baxter wrote:You missed me
That seems unlikely; I don't think anybody would miss you.

They did. (Thursday 26th)

Edit: Of august.

Posted: **Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:24 pm**

Robert Baxter wrote: They did. (Thursday 26th)

Aw bless, he's missed the point.

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:35 am**

Even though I don't know who you are, happy birthday, Robert!

Posted: **Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:02 pm**

Breithlá shona duit Jimmy Gough!

Posted: **Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:04 pm**

Happy birthday Jimmy.

Posted: **Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:17 pm**

Happy birthday, Jimmy!

Posted: **Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:17 am**

Have a good one Jimmy.

Posted: **Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:18 am**

Andy Wilson wrote:Have a good one Jimmy.

Just thinking, should have added a question mark

Posted: **Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:09 am**

Thanks. And yeh a good day

Posted: **Wed Sep 15, 2010 4:59 pm**

Happy Birthday Steven!

Posted: **Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:45 am**

Happy birthday, Matt.

Have a good one

It's actually also my sister's 20th today, but she only cares about this show if the word CHICKEN appears, but since it hasn't (to my knowledge), she doesn't.

Also a mention (how could we not forget) for Countdown's lovely lexicographer, Susie Dent, who is also celebrating her birthday today as well. Happy birthday, Susie.

Posted: **Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:29 am**

Happy birthday, Matt, Susie, Sis Robinson and Liam Gallagher!

Posted: **Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:29 pm**

Happy birthday Matt.

Posted: **Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:07 pm**

Happy birthday Matt!

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:11 am**

Thanks for birthday wishes yesterday, all.

Especially well done for absolutely everyone remembering I hate this thread, and choosing instead to leave me Facebook wall birthday messages, where my real friends can see them and think I'm more popular than I really am. Ralph, Eoin, James all let off obviously as they're not on Facebook AFAIK, and Andy 'Birthday Overkill' Wilson let off too as he left me three birthday messages, two of which were on Facebook.

But the real reason for this post (other than to say thanks) is to alert you to the fact that just like I completely won on Phil's birthday, this time it was Ryan's turn to win:

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:43 am**

Awwwww, the midges weren't there when you opened it?

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:49 am**

Why am I crueller?

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:49 am**

Kirk Bevins wrote:Why am I crueller?

Because it rhymed with cooler.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:54 am**

Ryan Taylor wrote:
Kirk Bevins wrote:Why am I crueller?
Because it rhymed with cooler.

You could have had:
There once was a man from Devon,
Who wished he was more like Kirk Bevin,
But Matt, he was cooler,
Measured his penis with a ruler,
The result in inches? Just short of eleven.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:55 am**

Kirk Bevins wrote:Why am I crueller?

Something to do with not wishing me happy birthday you bastard?

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:56 am**

Kirk Bevins wrote:
Ryan Taylor wrote:
Kirk Bevins wrote:Why am I crueller?
Because it rhymed with cooler.
You could have had:
There once was a man from Devon,
Who wished he was more like Kirk Bevin,
But Matt, he was cooler,
Measured his penis with a ruler,
The result in inches? Just short of eleven.

Now you've just completely dicked on my limerick. THAT is why you're crueller.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:56 am**

Kirk Bevins wrote:There once was a man from Devon,
Who wished he was more like Kirk Bevin,
But Matt, he was cooler,
Measured his penis with a ruler,
The result in inches? Just short of eleven.

Liked, even though you've read the wrong side of the ruler.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:57 am**

Matt Morrison wrote: Something to do with not wishing me happy birthday you bastard?

Everyone else did so you don't need it from me. I'm not one for saying happy birthday - who gives a fuck. You'll have a happy birthday whether I say it or not, unless you're in jail or have AIDS.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:05 pm**

Ryan Taylor wrote:Awwwww, the midges weren't there when you opened it?

Liked not because I think this is a good post (it's a bit below-par tbh), but because I want to Like the card, but if I Like Matt's post about it that's just silly.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:18 pm**

Like this post if you like the card so that MWM doesn't take credit for my hard work.

Maybe I will get 2 likes from Michael.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:21 pm**

Kirk Bevins wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote:Something to do with not wishing me happy birthday you bastard?
Everyone else did so you don't need it from me. I'm not one for saying happy birthday - who gives a fuck. You'll have a happy birthday whether I say it or not, unless you're in jail or have AIDS.

Nice to see you have the same approach to logic as you do to induction. Maybe by the time next year comes round I'll be in jail with AIDS and get a very happy birthday wish indeed from you.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:25 pm**

Matt Morrison wrote:Maybe by the time next year comes round I'll be in jail with AIDS and get a very happy birthday wish indeed from you.

Is that code for sex?

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:40 pm**

Matt Morrison wrote:Maybe by the time next year comes round I'll be in jail with AIDS and get a very happy birthday wish indeed from you.

You still won't get a birthday wish from me but your birthday will be much less pleasant.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:54 pm**

Somebody's got to do it:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:58 pm**

Jason's birthday?

Wow.

You're kidding!
Have a good day.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:01 pm**

Happy birthday, Jason!

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:54 pm**

Ryan Taylor wrote:Awwwww, the midges weren't there when you opened it?

His postman is a thief.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:18 pm**

Matt Morrison wrote:
Kirk Bevins wrote:The result in inches? Just short of eleven.
Liked, even though you've read the wrong side of the ruler.

I like to interpret this post as you being really opposed to measuring your penis in inches rather than centimeters.

PS My penis goes to eleven. It's one louder.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:57 pm**

The result in inches? Just short of eleven.

About 10 inches short.

And can I have likes please for providing Ryan with Matt's address?

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:10 pm**

Heather Badcock wrote:
The result in inches? Just short of eleven.
About 10 inches short.

And can I have likes please for providing Ryan with Matt's address?

Just to make clear - I'm liking that for your providing Ryan with my address and not cos you dissed my penis, bitch.

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