Words for 0

[Stewart Gordon]

On today's show we were given

• nil
• nought
• O
• zero

What others can people here think of?

I've thought of a handful more, but I'll see what other people come up with first.

[Eoin Monaghan]

Jeffrey, oh Jeffrrey Hansford!

[Matt Morrison]

zilch
nada
nothing
fuck all

[Charlie Reams]

nilch, zip, diddley-squat

[Ryan Taylor]

wank

[Ben Hunter]

nowt, naff all, fanny all

[Jon O'Neill]

jack, jack all, jack shit, fuck all, sweet fuck all, sweet FA

[Jon O'Neill]

shit all

[Charlie Reams]

cunt all

(Just raising the stakes here really.)

[Gavin Chipper]

Motherfucker all
Mothercunter all
Mothermothercunterer all

[JimBentley]

Nix, love, duck, blank, shitbuster, cocksuckerfudge.

[Marc Meakin]

a big fat Dmitry

[Ryan Taylor]

bagel

[Charlie Reams]

The number of girls on apterous that Matt Morrison hasn't banged.

[Matt Morrison]

The number of girls on apterous that Matt Morrison hasn't banged.

I'll have to check that I'm allowed to like this before I do. I'll get back to you.

[Lesley Hines]

The number of girls on apterous that Matt Morrison hasn't banged.

1
(Kirk)

[Jon Corby]

Bog-all, bugger-all, sod-all, the number of guys on apterous that Matt Morrison hasn't masturbated over.

[Kirk Bevins]

The number of girls on apterous that Matt Morrison hasn't banged.

1
(Kirk)

Nah. Me and Matt had sex at COLON.

[Jon Corby]

The number of girls on apterous that Matt Morrison hasn't banged.

1
(Kirk)

Nah. Me and Matt had sex at COLON.

Whose?

[Andy Wilson]

I got none.

[Ian Volante]

Arse goblins.

Oh, and nowt, and shag all.

[Gavin Chipper]

Damian Eadie all.

[Dmitry Goretsky]

On today's show we were given

• nil
• nought
• O
• zero

What others can people here think of?

I've thought of a handful more, but I'll see what other people come up with first.

NIL for 3, NOUGHT for 6 and ZERO for 4

[Peter Mabey]

19 (in cribbage)
love, duck

[Oliver Garner]

yet to score/get off the mark

[John Gillies]

Hee-haw

[Stewart Gordon]

I keep meaning to continue my activity on this thread!

A few I thought of that nobody's mentioned:

• cipher (though I'm not sure who uses this or in what context)
• no
• duck egg

Have I missed any?

[JimBentley]

I keep meaning to continue my activity on this thread!

A few I thought of that nobody's mentioned:

• cipher (though I'm not sure who uses this or in what context)
• no
• duck egg

Have I missed any?

Yes. There are another seventeen. DO NOT REST until you have them all.

[Jimmy Gough]

SQUADOOSH

[Charlie Reams]

bupkis

[Kevin Davis]

I'm reminded of the old Allinson's adverts...