5p0i1ers f0r Wedne5day 4rd N0VEMB3R 2oog

[Marc Meakin]

Sorry about the weird titling, but I have had to change 3 passwords today and its been driving me screwy

[Matt Morrison]

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[Davy Affleck]

Rachel likes a sausage.

[Marc Meakin]

Looks like Michael Fish has been eating too many bangers

[Derek Hazell]

Rachel's "pork-rait"? More like pork rate judging by the comments I've read on the net!

[Matt Morrison]

What's with this meat based banter? I missed the first minute or two, is it Sausage Day?

[Davy Affleck]

Matelots

[Marc Meakin]

What's with this meat based banter? I missed the first minute or two, is it Sausage Day?

Sausage week no less

[Davy Affleck]

Gonads - only 6 but looks good on paper

[Chris Davies]

RUDERAL, round 3.

[Matt Morrison]

Gonads - only 6 but looks good on paper

Not as good as they look on ... no, not going there.

[Derek Hazell]

Gonads - only 6 but looks good on paper

Sausages, gonads and Fish.
The full set.

[Matt Morrison]

Gonads - only 6 but looks good on paper

Sausages, gonads and Fish.
The full set.

Whilst you must look magnificent in the mirror, you really ought to see a doctor.

[Sue Sanders]

This here's the WATTLE, the emblem of our land
You can stick it in a bottle or you can hold it in your hand
A-men
Australia. Australia. Australia. We love you
A-men

[Marc Meakin]

ONSTAGE for round 4

[Michael Simmonds]

1st Numbers R5. 75 - 9 = 66 x 3 = 198 - 1 = 197 x 4

[Sue Sanders]

'Morning horn'. Hee Hee. Wonder if JS struggled like he did with 'Big jugs'?

[Liam Tiernan]

75-9x3 -1 x4

[Marc Meakin]

Is it national double entendre day today

[Sue Sanders]

Gonads - only 6 but looks good on paper

Sausages, gonads and Fish.
The full set.

Not far off what 'The Young Ones' had for dinner on their first night in their student digs. Can anyone score a brownie point with the actual answer?

[Davy Affleck]

Gonads - only 6 but looks good on paper

Sausages, gonads and Fish.
The full set.

Not far off what 'The Young Ones' had for dinner on their first night in their student digs. Can anyone score a brownie point with the actual answer?

Haggis turnip & tatties?

[Marc Meakin]

WEIRDED as an equaller

[Sue Sanders]

Is it national double entendre day today

If it's a double entendre you want, I'll give you one.

WEARIED in diapered round for contestant beater.

[Davy Affleck]

Is it national double entendre day today

If it's a double entendre you want, I'll give you one.

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Can I have a large double entendre with a dash of lime please Sue?

[Marc Meakin]

Is it national double entendre day today

If it's a double entendre you want, I'll give you one.

WEARIED in diapered round for contestant beater.

Thank you Finbar

[Sue Sanders]

Sausages, gonads and Fish.
The full set.

Not far off what 'The Young Ones' had for dinner on their first night in their student digs. Can anyone score a brownie point with the actual answer?

Haggis turnip & tatties?

No. You've obviously never seen TheYoung Ones

[Davy Affleck]

"AGAYVIEW"

Is Damien at it today?
That would make a few ears prick up

[Derek Hazell]

Rob Brownlie's a whetherman and so is Jeremy

[Marc Meakin]

MASONING?

[John Brackstone]

onanism for an equaller

[Ray Folwell]

Simpler 3rd numbers (25-2) x (9+6)

[Sue Sanders]

So we have sausage, pork rate [sic!], gonads, onanism, morning horn, Davy's pricked up - perhaps the ratings will too!

[Davy Affleck]

So we have sausage, pork rate [sic!], gonads, onanism, morning horn, Davy's pricked up - perhaps the ratings will too!

Here's me leaving soon to start my nightshift. I hope we are busy tonight because I won't sleep for the wheels in my head all going different ways.

[Mike Brailsford]

Not far off what 'The Young Ones' had for dinner on their first night in their student digs. Can anyone score a brownie point with the actual answer?[/quote]


Haggis turnip & tatties?[/quote]


From the episode 'Bambi', that also brought you, 'Crop rotation in the 14th Century' and the world records held by Toxteth O'Grady.

Vyvyan: Because I do not cook the tea, Neil, you do!
That's what we agreed when we first came. You do the cooking, I look after the plants and goldfish.
Neil: Yeah, and what did you make me cook on that first day?
Vyvyan: Eh...Sausages. It was a Tuesday.
Neil: Yeah, sausages, and...
Vyvyan: Sausages and plants and goldfish. Look, I've discharged my responsibilities, Neil, now you discharge yours.
Rick: Hey, Mike, that sounds like a cue for a really dirty joke, doesn't it!
Mike: Shut up, Rick.

[D Eadie]

Not far off what 'The Young Ones' had for dinner on their first night in their student digs. Can anyone score a brownie point with the actual answer?

Haggis turnip & tatties?[/quote]


From the episode 'Bambi', that also brought you, 'Crop rotation in the 14th Century' and the world records held by Toxteth O'Grady.

Vyvyan: Because I do not cook the tea, Neil, you do!
That's what we agreed when we first came. You do the cooking, I look after the plants and goldfish.
Neil: Yeah, and what did you make me cook on that first day?
Vyvyan: Eh...Sausages. It was a Tuesday.
Neil: Yeah, sausages, and...
Vyvyan: Sausages and plants and goldfish. Look, I've discharged my responsibilities, Neil, now you discharge yours.
Rick: Hey, Mike, that sounds like a cue for a really dirty joke, doesn't it!
Mike: Shut up, Rick.[/quote]





Are you alright?

[Phil Reynolds]

Do you suppose Dr Hilary has any anecdotes to tell that don't involve some sort of mistaken identity?

[Sue Sanders]

From the episode 'Bambi', that also brought you, 'Crop rotation in the 14th Century' and the world records held by Toxteth O'Grady.

Vyvyan: Because I do not cook the tea, Neil, you do!
That's what we agreed when we first came. You do the cooking, I look after the plants and goldfish.
Neil: Yeah, and what did you make me cook on that first day?
Vyvyan: Eh...Sausages. It was a Tuesday.
Neil: Yeah, sausages, and...
Vyvyan: Sausages and plants and goldfish. Look, I've discharged my responsibilities, Neil, now you discharge yours.
Rick: Hey, Mike, that sounds like a cue for a really dirty joke, doesn't it!
Mike: Shut up, Rick.

Two brownie points I think, you ancient old bugger. Nice to have the whole dialogue, ta, which I'm a bit hazy on now, having only an old 'recorded off the telly' vid to refer to. I've trained my mum to say 'sausages, plants and goldfish', when she announcing she's doing sausages for dinner. It took about 3 years but now she not only gets it right when I say sausages and...... but actually sent me a text the other day with the correct list. I do like to round the exchange off with 'I've discharged my responsibilities, Mum, now you discharge yours' and all is well.

Are you alright?

Yes, thanks for asking.

[Sue Sanders]

Do you suppose Dr Hilary has any anecdotes to tell that don't involve some sort of mistaken identity?

Maybe he could tell us how he recently mistakenly slept with a woman who was not his wife.

[Brian Moore]

R2 ADAGIOS for DC-equaller.