Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:32 pm

The year is 2014.

Jimmy Gough · Post by **Jimmy Gough** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:04 pm

Matt Morrison wrote:The year is 2014.

Ha, that video is such a fail.

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:18 pm

Jimmy Gough wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote:The year is 2014.
Ha, that video is such a fail.

Haha, it's amazing eh!? Joyfully, that was the top search for "2014". (No, it's not on my favourite videos list or anything.)

Best bit?...

When Pac says "run, quick, see, what do we have here now? This is what happen when everyone discovered Jesus has risen from the dead Mary Magaline was the first to discovered Jesus was gone.

Kieran Child · Post by **Kieran Child** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:23 pm

OK ON THA 7TH U THINK I'M DEAD YET I'M REALLY ALIVE

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:27 pm

Kieran Child wrote:OK ON THA 7TH U THINK I'M DEAD YET I'M REALLY ALIVE

Best conundrum EVER.

Ben Wilson · Post by **Ben Wilson** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:48 pm

Kieran Child wrote:OK ON THA 7TH U THINK I'M DEAD YET I'M REALLY ALIVE

a ken its gd but fuk me nae need t rub ur nipples about it calm the beef min?

Charlie Reams · Post by **Charlie Reams** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:48 am

I for one welcome our new Chris Davies-watching overlords.

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:58 pm

I want to see Chris Davies vs Tupac Shakur

Michael Wallace · Post by **Michael Wallace** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:02 pm

Matt Morrison wrote:I want to see Chris Davies vs Tupac Shakur

Rubik's cube battle to the death.

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:06 pm

Michael Wallace wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote:I want to see Chris Davies vs Tupac Shakur
Rubik's cube battle to the death.

I'd like to see Shakur hit up a Rubik's cube battle back to life. Now that would be impressive.

Ben Hunter · Post by **Ben Hunter** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:00 pm

Can't wait for today's game.

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:02 pm

Ben Hunter wrote:Can't wait for today's game.

What, you can't actually wait, does that mean you are going to die?
My mum used to say this to me and recommend that I say "looking forward to" rather than "can't wait".

Jimmy Gough · Post by **Jimmy Gough** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:03 pm

I think Chris will win!

And the other contestant will lose

James Robinson · Post by **James Robinson** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:03 pm

Ben Hunter wrote:Can't wait for today's game.

Well, you're going to have to wait for another 5 years for Monday 7th July's game.

Jimmy Gough · Post by **Jimmy Gough** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:05 pm

James Robinson wrote:
Ben Hunter wrote:Can't wait for today's game.
Well, you're going to have to wait for another 5 years for Monday 7th July's game.

Why?

Michael Wallace · Post by **Michael Wallace** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:07 pm

How many wins is Chris on now, 6?

James Robinson · Post by **James Robinson** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:07 pm

Jimmy Gough wrote:
James Robinson wrote:
Ben Hunter wrote:Can't wait for today's game.
Well, you're going to have to wait for another 5 years for Monday 7th July's game.
Why?

The date says JULY 7th, not SEPTEMBER 7th, Jimmy.

Jimmy Gough · Post by **Jimmy Gough** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:09 pm

James Robinson wrote: The date says JULY 7th, not SEPTEMBER 7th, Jimmy.

In 5 years' time it will still be SEPTEMBER 7th, would it not, James?

Kieran Child · Post by **Kieran Child** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:12 pm

not if this is the religion thread. By 5 years, he meant the 5 ages between now and 5th July.

Derek Hazell · Post by **Derek Hazell** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:15 pm

Kieran Child wrote:not if this is the religion thread. By 5 years, he meant the 5 ages between now and 5th July.

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:17 pm

Haha, good times. This is the thread of kings.

Michael Wallace · Post by **Michael Wallace** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:18 pm

ESTROGENS as a beater for the conundrum?

Ben Hunter · Post by **Ben Hunter** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:19 pm

Matt Morrison wrote:
Ben Hunter wrote:Can't wait for today's game.
What, you can't actually wait, does that mean you are going to die?
My mum used to say this to me and recommend that I say "looking forward to" rather than "can't wait".

Yeah but "can't wait" is more poetic. Also, yes I'm going to die

.

Charlie Reams · Post by **Charlie Reams** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:21 pm

It's a shame that "Chris Davies" does not lend itself to such good puns as Innis or Andrew did.

Michael Wallace · Post by **Michael Wallace** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:22 pm

I wonder if Chris will put in another Daviestating performance today?

Ben Hunter · Post by **Ben Hunter** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:23 pm

Michael Wallace wrote:I wonder if Chris will put in another Daviestating performance today?

That was good. You should talk to McVities about a job.

Phil Reynolds · Post by **Phil Reynolds** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:28 pm

The identity of today's winner should be Chris-tal clear.

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:29 pm

Daviestating, that is quality.

Marcus looks nice. I imagine Phil and Michael won't be too happy about him going down?

Jimmy Gough · Post by **Jimmy Gough** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:33 pm

I've got a feeling Marcus is going to be Chris-ened.

Derek Hazell · Post by **Derek Hazell** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:34 pm

Chris
Davies
He doesn't take the piss
Chris
Davies
He'll seldom ever miss
Chris
Davies
We'll never boo or hiss
Chris
Davies
We all will blow a kiss
Chris
Davies
The man you cannot diss
Chris Davies Davies Davies Davies!

Ben Hunter · Post by **Ben Hunter** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:35 pm

tanlines was a good spot, unfortunate it's not in

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:36 pm

When Chris becomes an octochamp you can buy him some chris-anthemums.

Oliver Garner · Post by **Oliver Garner** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:37 pm

((7-4)*50+8+1)*6

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:37 pm

Jeff: "Kate, I see you come with some books by your side."
Kate: "I come. I have. I've come, prepared."

Charlie Reams · Post by **Charlie Reams** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:38 pm

Derek Hazell wrote:Chris
Davies
He doesn't take the piss
Chris
Davies
He'll seldom ever miss
Chris
Davies
We'll never boo or hiss
Chris
Davies
We all will blow a kiss
Chris
Davies
The man you cannot diss
Chris Davies Davies Davies Davies!

Philip Jarvis come back, all is forgiven!

Derek Hazell · Post by **Derek Hazell** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:38 pm

http://www.c4countdown.co.uk/viewtopic. ... 077#p57077

Jimmy Gough · Post by **Jimmy Gough** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:41 pm

Chris Davies is good at Countdown
He will win and he won't have to frown
He will be happy when he becomes an octochamp
(As long as he doesn't get a cramp).
He will spot really good words
In the sky there's loads of birds.

I fucking hate Peter Jones
And those fucking stupid talking phones
I don't give a fuck about a stupid hoover.

James Robinson · Post by **James Robinson** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:42 pm

Jimmy Gough wrote:
James Robinson wrote: The date says JULY 7th, not SEPTEMBER 7th, Jimmy.
In 5 years' time it will still be SEPTEMBER 7th, would it not, James?

James Robinson wrote:Well, you're going to have to wait for another 5 years for Monday 7th July's game.

Yes, in the original quote, the word "around" was somehow misplaced.

Actually James Robinson wrote:Well, you're going to have to wait for around another 5 years for Monday 7th July's game.

Ben Hunter · Post by **Ben Hunter** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:43 pm

Jimmy Gough wrote:Chris Davies is good at Countdown
He will win and he won't have to frown
He will be happy when he becomes an octochamp
(As long as he doesn't get a cramp).
He will spot really good words
In the sky there's loads of birds.

Nice.

Phil Reynolds · Post by **Phil Reynolds** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:44 pm

Matt Morrison wrote:Marcus looks nice. I imagine Phil and Michael won't be too happy about him going down?

Ignoring the obvious double entendre, he doesn't float my boat particularly.

Ben Hunter · Post by **Ben Hunter** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:47 pm

SHARIA in the tranny round.

Derek Hazell · Post by **Derek Hazell** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:48 pm

Marc-us with the Symbol of Chris+

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:49 pm

Phil Reynolds wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote:Marcus looks nice. I imagine Phil and Michael won't be too happy about him going down?
Ignoring the obvious double entendre, he doesn't float my boat particularly.

Yeah, bad post by me. A cheesy joke that didn't need to be made. My boat's unfloated too.

Davy Affleck · Post by **Davy Affleck** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:50 pm

[quote="Phil ReynoldsIgnoring the obvious double entendre, he doesn't float my boat particularly.[/quote]

A blonde woman walked into a bar and asked for a "double entendre". So the barman gave her one.

Jimmy Gough · Post by **Jimmy Gough** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:50 pm

He's happy with that.

Derek Hazell · Post by **Derek Hazell** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:51 pm

Matt Morrison wrote:
Phil Reynolds wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote:Marcus looks nice. I imagine Phil and Michael won't be too happy about him going down?
Ignoring the obvious double entendre, he doesn't float my boat particularly.
Yeah, bad post by me. A cheesy joke that didn't need to be made. My boat's unfloated too.

I'd like to see Matt Morrison wrestle a Bear(park)

Jimmy Gough · Post by **Jimmy Gough** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:54 pm

Brilliant stuff!

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:54 pm

2nd numbers alternate:

9*4 -3 = 33, x25 = 825
7*4 = 28, +825 = 853

Jimmy Gough · Post by **Jimmy Gough** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:56 pm

Matt Morrison wrote:Jeff: "Kate, I see you come with some books by your side."
Kate: "I come. I have. I've come, prepared."

I was going to mention this, but then I thought I might seem weird.

Jimmy Gough · Post by **Jimmy Gough** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:59 pm

DIPTEROUS!!!!111!!

Next round: I LIE SNAKE.

Andrew Hulme · Post by **Andrew Hulme** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:10 pm

Was it me, or did Chris give tomorrows contestant a look which kinda said. "Yeah well done, I'm really shitting myself..."

Ben Hunter · Post by **Ben Hunter** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:11 pm

Hopefully gonna be an good game tomorrow, Chris Davies vs Alfred "The Swinger" Walter.

Phil Reynolds · Post by **Phil Reynolds** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:31 pm

From a bit of Googling it seems Marcus has had quite a life - he underwent major cancer surgery as a toddler, including the removal of a tumour from around his windpipe.

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:08 pm

Phil Reynolds wrote:From a bit of Googling it seems Marcus has had quite a life - he underwent major cancer surgery as a toddler, including the removal of a tumour from around his windpipe.

And Chris beat him without a thought, talk about callous.

Phil Reynolds · Post by **Phil Reynolds** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:31 pm

Kirk Bevins wrote:So INDORSE was invalid today? I'm sure DC have offered it recently, as it is under ENDORSE as a Law term, not just US spelling. Odd dictionary.

So even though Susie said, "yes, it's fine", and Rachel put it on the board, and 7 points got added to Chris's score, you reckon it was declared invalid?

Jimmy Gough · Post by **Jimmy Gough** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:31 pm

Phil Reynolds wrote:From a bit of Googling it seems Marcus has had quite a life - he underwent major cancer surgery as a toddler, including the removal of a tumour from around his windpipe.

Yeah, and a thread on today's game: http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthr ... ?t=1025447

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:39 pm

Phil Reynolds wrote:
Kirk Bevins wrote:So INDORSE was invalid today? I'm sure DC have offered it recently, as it is under ENDORSE as a Law term, not just US spelling. Odd dictionary.
So even though Susie said, "yes, it's fine", and Rachel put it on the board, and 7 points got added to Chris's score, you reckon it was declared invalid?

Oh, I was on the phone to my dad at the time and I heard INDORSE and I saw the challenger was still on 5 points and I assumed that's what he offered. What did the challenger get then?

Kai Laddiman · Post by **Kai Laddiman** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:42 pm

Kirk Bevins wrote:
Phil Reynolds wrote:
Kirk Bevins wrote:So INDORSE was invalid today? I'm sure DC have offered it recently, as it is under ENDORSE as a Law term, not just US spelling. Odd dictionary.
So even though Susie said, "yes, it's fine", and Rachel put it on the board, and 7 points got added to Chris's score, you reckon it was declared invalid?
Oh, I was on the phone to my dad at the time and I heard INDORSE and I saw the challenger was still on 5 points and I assumed that's what he offered. What did the challenger get then?

You were DOZIER than normal...

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:43 pm

Kai Laddiman wrote:
You were DOZIER than normal...

Thanks.