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Are yours floppy or firm?

Floppy
6
67%
Firm
3
33%
 
Total votes: 9

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Derek Hazell
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Floppy or firm?

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Some people's are floppy, others are firm. Apparently floppy is the dominant gene, but firm sometimes creeps in too. But which is the more dominant in the Countdown world? Which are your earlobes - floppy (free-hanging) or firm (attached)?

Here is an interesting article, which even includes a puzzle on the subject: http://www.windows.ucar.edu/tour/link=/ ... tml&sw=fal
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Re: Floppy or firm?

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I'm getting a bit bored of these polls now.
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Charlie Reams wrote:I'm getting a bit bored of these polls now.
That's good, because this was my last one (for now). I'd been saving it up, but decided to just get it over and done with.
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Derek Hazell wrote:Some people's are floppy, others are firm. Apparently floppy is the dominant gene, but firm sometimes creeps in too. But which is the more dominant in the Countdown world? Which are your earlobes - floppy (free-hanging) or firm (attached)?

Here is an interesting article, which even includes a puzzle on the subject: http://www.windows.ucar.edu/tour/link=/ ... tml&sw=fal
Half and half. Left one floppy, right one firm.
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Charlie Reams wrote:I'm getting a bit bored of these polls now.
That comment was a bit of a lobe-low, Charlie
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Now, come on boys - Derek clearly started this polls to encourage an HILARIOUS bout of innuendo based on the fact that firm or floppy can be applied to PENISES!!! Don't leave him sat at his computer with a hangdog expression

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Sue Sanders wrote:Now, come on boys - Derek clearly started this polls to encourage an HILARIOUS bout of innuendo based on the fact that firm or floppy can be applied to PENISES!!! Don't leave him sat at his computer with a hangdog expression

(Where's Matthew 'werkmeister' Green when you need him?)
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George Jenkins wrote:
Sue Sanders wrote:Now, come on boys - Derek clearly started this polls to encourage an HILARIOUS bout of innuendo based on the fact that firm or floppy can be applied to PENISES!!! Don't leave him sat at his computer with a hangdog expression

(Where's Matthew 'werkmeister' Green when you need him?)
At my age, the operative word is definitely floppy. To all you virile young Stallions, make the most of it, because you'll soon have only memories. (sob)

Ah, George - but you had us fooled by the imagery of that big head of steam on your train

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