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Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Post by Gavin Chipper » Sat Aug 05, 2017 9:59 pm

I HAD ONE WHERE THOMAS CAREY TOOK CONTROL OF MY CAPS LOCK.

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Post by Gavin Chipper » Sat Aug 05, 2017 9:59 pm

Real bummer that that went onto another page.

Edit - And I blame Matt Morrison for using up the last post of the page.

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Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Post by Ben Wilson » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:05 pm

Right, last night. I was in a house I didn't recognise, basically fleeing from a group of people as part of a game show. The concept was that one person (me) was on the run, a small group of people were tasked with rescuing me, a larger group were tasked with capturing me. A guy called Mike (not Mike Brown, might've been Mike from Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul) comes through the front door, explains he's part of the extraction group and we have therefore won (I only win if the rescue group gets to me first). He then goes to make a cup of tea when the capture group arrives, led by Matt Morrison and Heather Badcock. I take great delight in explaining to them that they've lost when Mike reappears, causing the entire capture group to immediately blame Aidan Linge for their failure, while some of them give Matty Artell (who was coordinating the rescue) credit for our win. I then wake up and write down notes of the dream, which yet again turns out to be another sodding dream, so this is written down entirely from memory.

Also, my idea would make an awesome game show. Anyone got any contact details for Granada or anyone like that? :-)

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Post by Mark Deeks » Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:09 pm

Paul Erdunast had a cameo in a dream about jumping to collect green sweets in a library. He was, at best, three foot tall.
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Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Post by Zarte Siempre » Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:06 pm

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He was, at best, three foot tall.
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Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Post by Ben Wilson » Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:35 pm

Right, so last night I find myself zipping back and forth across the Lincolnshire countryside in trains (it's always trains with me for some reason). I'm alternately giving Dan McColm and Dylan Taylor lessons on how to drive a train, which eventually leads to us driving the train to a large room underneath a railway bridge, which as luck would have it, is the secret FOCAL headquarters. Jen is there, in charge of everyone (which at the very least includes Mark Murray, Zarte and Zubair) and she orders me to start folding magazines and stuffing envelopes. I make a plot to nick a copy of the magazine for myself, but wake up before this plan comes to fruition.

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Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Post by Matt Morrison » Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:10 pm

Ben Wilson wrote:
Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:35 pm
I'm alternately giving Dan McColm and Dylan Taylor...
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...lessons on how to drive a train
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Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Post by Ben Wilson » Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:31 am

Last night I found myself at a tournament in Peterborough, which I initially assumed was Scrabble but was being run by Zarte in a Bristol-style so god knows. I'm helping out as I did at .co.MK, and then the lunch break is announced, so I head through to the lunch area, which is the crappiest supermarket ever. It's about the size of the playing room at the COLIN hangover, but with shelves around the side that barely have anything on it and about 8 checkouts down the middle, none of which are actually staffed, so everyone just nicks everything from the supermarket and heads back to the playing area.

At the playing area, I help Graeme Cole assemble a six foot tall lego tower, but for some reason, I end up on top of the tower. The inevitable happens, I fall and bang my head, and precisely no one gives a shit and wonders why I (with a gaping head wound) am not up at the front helping with the event. I end up getting directions back to Peterborough rail station (well, actually, I google for directions from Peterborough station to Lincoln station, which is odd as you'd have thought 'on the train' was the winning answer there) from my phone, which displays them as a fancy 3D hologram. I then wake up.

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Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Post by James Laverty » Fri Sep 08, 2017 1:35 pm

Not exactly Countdown related, but I had a dream where my new boss was revealed to be Jen Steadman, and decided everyday at 11 o'clock she was going to throw aubergines at me. I worry for my sanity at times.
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Post by Ben Wilson » Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:14 pm

Two recent ones. In one I'm playing Scrabble against Adam Dexter for one of Brian Cox's 'wonders of...' documentaries (no idea what this one was supposed to be about though). In the other one I'm trying to rent an apartment on the Lincoln waterfront from Dan McColm. There was a third but I've completely forgotten about that one, so never mind.

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Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Post by Ben Wilson » Sun Oct 08, 2017 12:59 pm

Last night's dream saw me going to record the Crystal Maze with a team comprised of Jono, Zubair, Usman Mirza and a ginger, freckled Michelle Nevitt. However, before I arrive at the studio, I get hopelessly lost in Birmingham New Street Station, causing me to miss the recording and my place to be taken by Richard Priest. When I eventually arrive at the studio Jono is almost wetting himself laughing at my misfortune.

Another one I had a while ago was non-Countdown related but still somewhat noteworthy. In it, I was naked apart from a miniature brown wheelie bin which I was holding to preserve my modesty, and I was being chased through the streets of Reading by Chris Tarrant in a Post Office van. If I suggest this to Jim'll Paint It, can I count on anyone to upvote (totally a word) it? :)

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Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Post by Ben Wilson » Mon Oct 09, 2017 6:34 am

Me again. In the dream, I was playing a game of Minecraft, only for the next building I went into to suddenly turn into a pub, and the landlord is Tony Atkins. He asks me to fix the till, only to fix it himself by pulling down on what looks like the handle from a one-armed bandit that has a $100 bill attached to it. he then leads me upstairs to the various function rooms of the pub, asking me along the way why everyone's a dickhead. After walking past the first function room (which contains a pool table) we arrive at the second function room, where a co-event (which I think I identified as Co:Leeds) is taking place. A random guy called Marcus Ironheart (who looks a bit like a fat Dave Grohl) shows up and I introduce him to everyone, having apparently invited him to the co event. I introduce him to Lav and then to a guy whose name I know to be 'Marcus Erickson', which causes some awkwardness, especially as Zarte then approaches, pissing himself laughing, and yells 'PSYCH ERICKSON' at the top of his lungs. I then wake up.

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Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Post by Zubair Patel » Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:38 pm

Ben, I think that's two Octobers in a row you've dreamt about me!

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Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Post by Gavin Chipper » Thu Oct 12, 2017 4:16 pm

Zubair Patel wrote:
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Ben, I think that's two Octobers in a row you've dreamt about me!
You are October on his calendar, so it's not surprising.

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Post by Zubair Patel » Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:12 pm

:?:
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Ben, I think that's two Octobers in a row you've dreamt about me!
You are October on his calendar, so it's not surprising.
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Post by Ben Wilson » Wed Oct 25, 2017 1:06 pm

Turns out I'm not done with October yet, though no Zubair sadly (lucky for him?).

I can't remember anything about the first part of the dream other than it was apparently amazing, but ended up with me getting told off by my manager for not making enough of an effort to integrate with my colleagues at work (I dream about work far too often). My response to this is to storm off and sulk by myself by sitting at the bottom of a switched-off escalator, at which point Deeks, Kirk and Robbo all show up and offer hugs. Matt Bayfield then runs around hugging everyone else but assures me he'll get round to me eventually, and before I know it, over 30 people have arrived. 'Aftermath' by Muse is playing in the background and everything's really a bit too sappy by this point, so I wake up.

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Post by Ben Wilson » Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:55 pm

So a couple of nights ago, in my dream, I was working with Jeff Clayton, Jen Steadman and Matt Morrison on a science project. We're in some kind of classroom but I get the impression we were sort of working on it under pain of violence. However, we get to choose what we want to, and I end up choosing one about genetics on the grounds that I know that ginger hair and blue eyes is a really rare combination due to the number of recessive genes that need to line up properly. Lo and behold, Ryan Taylor appears and confirms that all of his family have brown eyes. Also, Jeff won't stop stealing my pens (at least, that's what I typed on my notepad).

I then wake up, check through my COLIN photo albums and discover that Ryan does indeed have blue eyes.

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Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Post by Elliott Mellor » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:09 am

So....last night's starts with me and a few friends in sixth form discovering a part of the school that has been greyed because it has been "discounted from consideration from all records and statistics etc", exactly like an excluded game an apterous would be. Bemused, we walk inside to this specific bit and discover a cryptic image in the wall. We spend a good while trying to figure out what it is before Rob Foster appeared and explained it's actually a comma made of coffee and relates to some young model who'd changed her skin colour and had died. This leads us to go to a memorial of her where we discover a small house built for her, where if you go there at the dead of night and look inside you can "see her face". Just before this in the dream I've also seen a youtube video of someone with people on a massive conveyor belt which consisted of just 50 pence and 1 pound coins and finished with them finding a Kew Gardens 50 pence - this transports me back to my school where I find the canteen counting up "daily takings" where I go off on a tangent about serial numbers and want to check all their coins - they agree that they enjoy doing this too. I then have a root around the area and discover a backpack addressed to GCHQ which has written on it that says something like "we've solved the murder of Mr and Mrs Smith". Of course I then look through the main pocket and discover it's absolutely filled to the brim with pre-decimal pennies and half pennies, which leads me to gripe about how they'd been kept in a bad climate which could ruin their numismatic value (not at all bothered by the apparent murder connected to this). I then get woken up.

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Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Post by Tom S » Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:44 pm

Not a particularly funny dream, but I had a dream last week that I'd received an email from the Countdown Team saying that my application was declined and that I was told to "never contact them again". It woke me up immediately and I had to check my email in the spur of the moment to check if that had really happened or not :? .

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Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Post by Elliott Mellor » Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:55 pm

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Not a particularly funny dream, but I had a dream last week that I'd received an email from the Countdown Team saying that my application was declined and that I was told to "never contact them again". It woke me up immediately and I had to check my email in the spur of the moment to check if that had really happened or not :? .
For some reason this amused me.

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Post by Ben Wilson » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:09 pm

Not a recent one, but an old one I had involved someone grafting the Countdown clock onto the front of the old Post Office in Lincoln. And in all fairness, it is crying out for it.

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Post by Ben Wilson » Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:24 pm

And it turns out that sleeping in a hotel where a co-event was held is basically inviting ridiculous amounts of aptodreaming.

The most frustrating thing about dreams is that you can never remember the start of them (false sodding awakenings aside), either that or they always begin in medias res. So I have no idea why Graeme Cole was driving me around Lincoln in his taxi, but he was, and we were looking for a new bank for me in an emergency, eventually ending up at a derelict branch of Lloyds that had been turned into a Kwik Fit. One jump cut later, and we're at Adam Dexter's birthday party, where he's complaining bitterly about the standard of the badges that were made, despite the fact that he actually made them.

Dream number 2! Callum Todd and I are being held captive on a spaceship. We break out, overpower our captors, and Callum promptly logs onto my work computer to try to look for porn.

And a third dream from last night! I'm on a train that looks eerily like an old folk's home, and I'm told that my train ticket from Middlesbrough to Blackburn is invalid and I need to pay in the region of £370 to settle up the problem. The countdown connection is that sat next to me is a REALLY old (as in 'looks about 85') Zarte Siempre.

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Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Post by James Laverty » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:40 pm

Had one last night on a train, with Zarte as the train driver. Needless to say it was entertaining as he gave his views on everywhere!
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Post by Elliott Mellor » Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:55 am

Had one last night where me and a group of some others (possibly including quite a few apterites) were visiting Canterbury Cathedral. In a slight muddle up, Robin Mckay gets mistaken for the Archbishop of Canterbury and is ushered to the seat where the archbishop would sit, at the end of one of 2 rows of 5 bishops. Despite his protest that he isn't the right person, no one seems to believe him and the service starts. After a while Robin has somehow transformed into the recently retired curate of my church, who then takes the entire service (something to do with anointing people with oil - maybe a confirmation service). I then wake up.

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Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Post by Zarte Siempre » Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:26 pm

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Had one last night on a train, with Zarte as the train driver. Needless to say it was entertaining as he gave his views on everywhere!
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Post by Elliott Mellor » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:06 pm

Had one last night where I seemed to have eventually got around to applying and filming for Countdown. Now, I must have been suffering from amnesia or something because I somehow could not remember ever filming at all despite the fact 3 of my episodes had aired, with me scoring a record 154 in the first one (I also seemingly blanked 2 numbers rounds in my 3rd game which iirc were 100 50 25 10 9 8 @706 and 10, 5, 3, 9, 5, 10 @477) because clearly in my subconscious I'm quite a diminished numbers player. I'd scored 154, then one in the 120s and I think a "disappointing low" (as it was put) of 100 and odd. Several apterites were getting really excited that I might join the 1000 club and break the record, and wouldn't stop pestering me about whether I had managed it, but due to my seemingly very poor memory I didn't actually know myself. At this point I then get woken up, much to my annoyance as I now want to know if I actually did make it.

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Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

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Had one last night where I seemed to have eventually got around to applying and filming for Countdown. Now, I must have been suffering from amnesia or something because I somehow could not remember ever filming at all despite the fact 3 of my episodes had aired, with me scoring a record 154 in the first one (I also seemingly blanked 2 numbers rounds in my 3rd game which iirc were 100 50 25 10 9 8 @706 and 10, 5, 3, 9, 5, 10 @477) because clearly in my subconscious I'm quite a diminished numbers player. I'd scored 154, then one in the 120s and I think a "disappointing low" (as it was put) of 100 and odd. Several apterites were getting really excited that I might join the 1000 club and break the record, and wouldn't stop pestering me about whether I had managed it, but due to my seemingly very poor memory I didn't actually know myself. At this point I then get woken up, much to my annoyance as I now want to know if I actually did make it.
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Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Post by Elliott Mellor » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:51 pm

Gavin Chipper wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:29 pm
Elliott Mellor wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:06 pm
Had one last night where I seemed to have eventually got around to applying and filming for Countdown. Now, I must have been suffering from amnesia or something because I somehow could not remember ever filming at all despite the fact 3 of my episodes had aired, with me scoring a record 154 in the first one (I also seemingly blanked 2 numbers rounds in my 3rd game which iirc were 100 50 25 10 9 8 @706 and 10, 5, 3, 9, 5, 10 @477) because clearly in my subconscious I'm quite a diminished numbers player. I'd scored 154, then one in the 120s and I think a "disappointing low" (as it was put) of 100 and odd. Several apterites were getting really excited that I might join the 1000 club and break the record, and wouldn't stop pestering me about whether I had managed it, but due to my seemingly very poor memory I didn't actually know myself. At this point I then get woken up, much to my annoyance as I now want to know if I actually did make it.
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Post by Jennifer Steadman » Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:02 pm

Last night I dreamt that I was chatting to Tim Down in an office and he was being verbally bullied by Thomas the Tank engine largely about his hairline. Tim was very upset and Thomas thought it was hilarious.
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Post by Elliott Mellor » Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:09 pm

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Last night I dreamt that I was chatting to Tim Down in an office and he was being verbally bullied by Thomas the Tank engine largely about his hairline. Tim was very upset and Thomas thought it was hilarious.
So Thomas thought Tim's LOUSIHAIR was HILARIOUS?

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Elliott Mellor wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:09 pm
Jennifer Steadman wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:02 pm
Last night I dreamt that I was chatting to Tim Down in an office and he was being verbally bullied by Thomas the Tank engine largely about his hairline. Tim was very upset and Thomas thought it was hilarious.
So Thomas thought Tim's LOUSIHAIR was HILARIOUS?
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Post by Jennifer Steadman » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:30 pm

Last night my subconscious decided I was a judge on the X Factor. For some reason, there were now only 2 judges, with my co-judge being a hybrid of Simon Cowell and an Apterite (I have a strong feeling it was Zarte). During the auditions, I kept singing along with the contestants on mic in a Mariah Carey*-ish showboating way, much to Zarte Cowell's fury. I insisted I was doing it because they were out of time with the backing track and I was showing them how to sing in time with it, but really, I was just jealous that I couldn't audition myself and was taking any excuse to show off my amazing singing voice. Zarte Cowell was not impressed, but I was a better singer than any of the auditionees, so deal with it Dream Zarte Cowell :x

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Post by James Laverty » Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:52 pm

Jennifer Steadman wrote:
Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:30 pm
Last night my subconscious decided I was a judge on the X Factor. For some reason, there were now only 2 judges, with my co-judge being a hybrid of Simon Cowell and an Apterite (I have a strong feeling it was Zarte). During the auditions, I kept singing along with the contestants on mic in a Mariah Carey*-ish showboating way, much to Zarte Cowell's fury. I insisted I was doing it because they were out of time with the backing track and I was showing them how to sing in time with it, but really, I was just jealous that I couldn't audition myself and was taking any excuse to show off my amazing singing voice. Zarte Cowell was not impressed, but I was a better singer than any of the auditionees, so deal with it Dream Zarte Cowell :x

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