A Question That We Are All Forced To Confront At Some Stage

[Richard Brittain]

Who would win in a fight between Chris Eubank and Adolf Hitler?

[David O'Donnell]

Da JOOOZ?

[Jason Larsen]

I have read that Chris Eubank is a well known British boxer.

If I had to choose, I would guess Chris Eubank because he has more sense.

[Richard Brittain]

David is right. The Jews would win, ultimately, behind the scenes, but no-one would realise that they had won or that they were even competing.

I have read that Chris Eubank is a well known British boxer.

If I had to choose, I would guess Chris Eubank because he has more sense.

What does sense have to do with fighting?

[Jason Larsen]

Adolf Hitler passed away decades ago, Richard.

[Richard Brittain]

Did he? Oh, my bad, how embarrassing, because I meant a literal modern-day contest between the two with Hitler at the age of 120. The question wasn't intended to be hypothetical at all.

Note: this is sarcasm.

[Jason Larsen]

Yes, that is better than you think, I'm well aware.

But, I knew it.

[Richard Brittain]

Really? But I thought yours was better than what you said I thought, in which case I am well aware that we are both presuming that it is known. Do you think it would be better if one did or both suggested awareness, creating a general balance between all of our moods?

[Gavin Chipper]

What does sense have to do with fighting?

Well if Hitler goes in fast and early then he might wear himself out. Eubank would be sensibly sitting back, absorbing the punches and then would go in for the kill in a later round.

[Jason Larsen]

Adolf Hitler has been dead for a long time.

[JimBentley]

Are you sure about that? Because I could've sworn I saw him in Tesco this afternoon.

He was buying frozen meat products, mainly, but also had a large tub of Vaseline and some condoms in his basket. I dread to think of what he had planned.

[Gavin Chipper]

creating a general balance between all of our moods?

[Gavin Chipper]

Adolf Hitler has been dead for a long time.

You mean the fight took place a long time ago and it was to the death?

[Jason Larsen]

Jim, you're kidding.

[Charlie Reams]

Jim, you're kidding.

Jim you wag, everyone knows Uncle Adolf only shops in Boots.

[Jason Larsen]

We are people, Charlie.

[JimBentley]

Jim, you're kidding.

No, I'm not, Jason. I wouldn't joke around about something like this.

Jim, you're kidding.

Jim you wag, everyone knows Uncle Adolf only shops in Boots.

He was in boots. They were made of patent leather and had four inch heels, with shiny buckles on the sides.

[Jason Larsen]

Jim, you are funny!

[Kai Laddiman]

That scary man with the funny moustache and the gun looks scary...