Eating yoghurt in public
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Eating yoghurt in public
People go on about passive smoking all the time, and I agree that smoking in public is antisocial, but for some reason people who eat yoghurt in public are deemed untouchable and are never criticised. It's a bit like how it's OK to bash someone's political views but not their religion I suppose. But yeah, eating yoghurt in public is antisocial. There - I've said it.
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Eating an ice lolly or ice cream in public is also antisocial, if you insist on doing the thing where you draw it in and out of the mouth. Save that for the bedroom you disgusting fucks.
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You just can't accept that you were a little bit aroused.Charlie Reams wrote:Eating an ice lolly or ice cream in public is also antisocial, if you insist on doing the thing where you draw it in and out of the mouth. Save that for the bedroom you disgusting fucks.
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Only with those rocket lollies with a purple end.Michael Wallace wrote:You just can't accept that you were a little bit aroused.Charlie Reams wrote:Eating an ice lolly or ice cream in public is also antisocial, if you insist on doing the thing where you draw it in and out of the mouth. Save that for the bedroom you disgusting fucks.
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Honestly I much preferred watching CF **** your **** than watching you eat that ice cream. At least your **** didn't shit chocolate all over my sofa.Michael Wallace wrote:You just can't accept that you were a little bit aroused.Charlie Reams wrote:Eating an ice lolly or ice cream in public is also antisocial, if you insist on doing the thing where you draw it in and out of the mouth. Save that for the bedroom you disgusting fucks.
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You guys are on about regular yoghurt, yeah? Not the Viz filthy sort? 'Cos that really is a bit beyond the pale.
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Re: Eating yoghurt in public
Crisps are 100x worse. Depends on how fat the person eating is but yeah I can imagine yoghurt being pretty bad.
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What's wrong with crisps? The noise? It's not as bad as yoghurt because yoghurt is just gross.Jimmy Gough wrote:Crisps are 100x worse. Depends on how fat the person eating is but yeah I can imagine yoghurt being pretty bad.
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Tempted by a Gevin/yoghurt-themed t-shirt for Colon now.Gavin Chipper wrote:People go on about passive smoking all the time, and I agree that smoking in public is antisocial, but for some reason people who eat yoghurt in public are deemed untouchable and are never criticised. It's a bit like how it's OK to bash someone's political views but not their religion I suppose. But yeah, eating yoghurt in public is antisocial. There - I've said it.
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I honestly don't understand how people can enjoy eating crisps in public. WHERE DO YOU WASH YOUR HANDS?
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Just brush them off and you can lick them when no-one's looking. Not that I do this often.Michael Wallace wrote:I honestly don't understand how people can enjoy eating crisps in public. WHERE DO YOU WASH YOUR HANDS?
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Why when no-one's looking? And licking them avoids the need to brush off on the clothes. As long as I've not been scratching my arse-crack, my hands are beautifully clean anywayGavin Chipper wrote:Just brush them off and you can lick them when no-one's looking. Not that I do this often.Michael Wallace wrote:I honestly don't understand how people can enjoy eating crisps in public. WHERE DO YOU WASH YOUR HANDS?
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Or eating cirsps. But also, do you go around not touching anything? I find it hard to believe anyone's hands could remain in a constant state of 'beautifully cleanliness' without the use of gloves or a servant.Ian Volante wrote:As long as I've not been scratching my arse-crack, my hands are beautifully clean anyway
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I found this picture whilst I was searching Google Images for "not on" (to annoy Ian with in the cricket thread). Totalmegacoincidinky.
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I'm not worried about normal levels of bacteria, I don't seem to get ill much either!Michael Wallace wrote:Or eating cirsps. But also, do you go around not touching anything? I find it hard to believe anyone's hands could remain in a constant state of 'beautifully cleanliness' without the use of gloves or a servant.Ian Volante wrote:As long as I've not been scratching my arse-crack, my hands are beautifully clean anyway
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Quick update, still not got shits from eating crisps in public. Will keep you posted.
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