C1: Champion Ann Abel (2 wins, 168 points.)
C2: Challenger Kirk Bevins (name sounds slightly familiar; can't place it though). Enjoys darts and other stuff. Oh yeh and he plays Countdown a lot.
DC: The lovely Susie Dent and everyone's favourite GP turned comedian Phil Hammond.
RR: Rachel Riley.
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R01: E O E S Z T W A N
R02: G V C A E I D E N
R03: E O E T S R F A D
R04: R S B O A E P O M
R05: 100, 25, 7, 2, 3, 5. Target: 131.
TTT: OPERAGIG - "The orchestra might play one or two of these at an opera gig."
R06: P X T U E A K E G
R07: I I O N M D N E N
R08: H N P O A E S O L
R09: E O E Y T T R A D
R10: 25, 9, 2, 7, 10, 6. Target: 369.
TTT: ERICSHAM - "These monsters sound like they can take pictures."
R11: A I A L S T S U N
R12: C M R A E A J I T
R13: E A I S L R D O S
R14: 50, 3, 6, 9, 2, 4. Target: 230.
R15: F A C I A L T A N (conundrum)
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Round 1: E O E S Z T W A N
C1: NEWEST (6)
C2: TOWNEES (7)
Score: 0–7 (max 7)
Pwned!
Round 2: G V C A E I D E N
C1: DEVICE (6)
C2: VENDACE (7)
DC: DEVIANCE (8)
Score: 0–14 (max 15)
Kirk's ambitions of having a perfect almost-debut game are destroyed in Round 2. Shame.
Round 3: E O E T S R F A D
C1: FOSTERED (8)
C2: FOSTERED (8)
DC: DEFOREST (8) FORESTED (8)
OT: DRAFTEES (8)
Score: 8–22 (max 23)
Round 4: R S B O A E P O M
C1: BOOMERS (7)
C2: PROSOMA (7) (Cough-cough-show-off)
Score: 15–29 (max 30)
Round 5: 100, 25, 7, 2, 3, 5. Target: 131.
C1: 131. 100+25+5+3-2 (10)
C2: 131. 100+25+(3x2) (10)
Score: 25–39 (max 40)
Phil tells us (surprisingly) a slightly worn-out balloon joke. Perhaps undermined by Kirk's ability?
Teatime teaser: OPERAGIG -> ARPEGGIO
Round 6: P X T U E A K E G
C1: EXEAT (5)
C2: UPTAKE (6)
Score: 25–45 (max 46)
Another darren for the Kirkulator (perculator?).
Round 7: I I O N M D N E N
C1: MINION (6)
C2: IODINE (6)
DC: DOMINIE (7)
Score: 31–51 (max 53)
Round 8: H N P O A E S O L
C1: HOOPLAS (7)
C2: HOOPLAS (7)
DC: PHENOLS (7)
OT: NOPALES (7)
Score: 38–58 (max 60)
A good spot by both of them.
Round 9: E O E Y T T R A D
C1: retard
C2: TETRODE (7)
OT: YATTERED (8)
Score: 38–65 (max 68)
Mis-spelling retard is the ultimate TV humiliation.
OoW: Susie goes up the river with her origins.
Round 10: 25, 9, 2, 7, 10, 6. Target: 369.
C1: 369. 25x7x2+10+9 (10)
C2: 369. (25+7+6-2)x10+9 (10)
Score: 48–75 (max 78)
Teatime teaser: ERICSHAM -> CHIMERAS
Round 11: A I A L S T S U N
C1: LISTS (5)
C2: STUNSAIL (8)
OT: SULTANAS (8)
Score: 48–83 (max 86)
Stunning everyone, Kirk blows even more wind into his metaphorical sails.
Round 12: C M R A E A J I T
C1: CAMERA (6)
C2: CAMERA (6)
DC: MATRIC (6) METRIC (6)
OT: AMTRAC (6) TARMAC (6) JICAMA (6) MATIER (6) RAMJET (6) TAMARI (6)
Score: 54–89 (max 92)
A surprisingly flat round.
Round 13: E A I S L R D O S
C1: DOSSIER (7)
C2: SOLARISED (18)
Score: 54–107 (max 110)
His first 9 already. Gah.
Round 14: 50, 3, 6, 9, 2, 4. Target: 230.
C1: 229.
C2: 230. (50+9)x4-6 (10)
Score: 54–117 (max 120)
Round 15: F A C I A L T A N
C2 buzzes on 0.35266 seconds to say FANATICAL which is correct.
Score: 54–20treble19bull (max 130)
An outstanding (yet ridiculously far away from the max) performance by that guy from apterous.org that shook the world. Of Countdown. A real honour to watch, and apologies if the quality of the recap disappoints. I might start crying.
Recap brought to you by the official founder member of Kirk is God (Beevers is Godfather).
Further summaries are at:
http://www.apterous.org/cdb/series.php?series=60
If you are not amazed, please re-read the above.
