Congratulations Joseph

[Martin Gardner]

I just wanted to congratulate Joseph on being the first person to get to 1000 posts.

Martin

[JasonCullen]

Yes well done Joseph . Your constant contribution to the forum (especially my quizzes and alphabets) should be commended

[Dinos Sfyris]

Thats over an eighth of all the posts!

[Jason Larsen]

Joseph Bolas, come on down! You're the next contestant on "Countdown Posting is Right!"

[Jason Larsen]

Wait a minute! You've already played the game and won it! You've just won a prize, and that is my congratulations!

[Charlie Reams]

Maybe you should get a job.

[JasonCullen]

Thats over an eighth of all the posts!

Only you would figure out that statistic Dinos

[Joseph Bolas]

Maybe you should get a job.

I've been trying to get one for the past year.

[Jason Larsen]

Charlie, hi!

First of all, I would like to give you a belated welcome back here and tell you that I'm glad to see you!

Also, I do have a job but it is not very dependable so I have had a lot of time off. I will be back to work on Friday, though.

Again, welcome back, Charlie!

[Jason Larsen]

I'm sorry, Charlie. I didn't know you were talking to Joseph.

[Dinos Sfyris]

Thats over an eighth of all the posts!

Only you would figure out that statistic Dinos

Its not that hard Mr Cullen. The total number of posts is displayed on the board index

[Howard Somerset]

Thats over an eighth of all the posts!

Only you would figure out that statistic Dinos

Its not that hard Mr Cullen. The total number of posts is displayed on the board index

It's even easier than that. The percentage of all posts is displayed in each member's profile page. You don't even have to do the sums. As I write, it says that 12.67% of all the board's posts are by Joseph.

[Joseph Bolas]

As I write, it says that 12.67% of all the board's posts are by Joseph.

Sorry, but no matter how I read this, in my head it sounds like its meant to be a bad thing, that it's this high.

[Martin Gardner]

In fairness I'm in the north of England and I'm trying to get a job over the summer, and there's very very little to go out, even for someone with pretty good A-levels.

Martin

[Joseph Bolas]

In fairness I'm in the north of England and I'm trying to get a job over the summer, and there's very very little to go out, even for someone with pretty good A-levels.

Martin

I never went to university so all I have for qualifications is my GCSE's (2 out of 10 only A-C) and some computer courses I did for further education.

I am actually having to go back to Hugh Baird College in September and start doing a Foundation level Accountancy course.

[Kirk Bevins]

Are your maths and english A*-C? You don't have to answer if you don't want to..

[Joseph Bolas]

Are your maths and english A*-C? You don't have to answer if you don't want to..

When I left school I had a C in Maths and a double E in English (Language & Literature). Since then I have been to Learndirect and have completed a level 2 Maths and English course, which I have been told would be the equivalent of getting a GCSE grade A-C.

[David O'Donnell]

Are your maths and english A*-C? You don't have to answer if you don't want to..

.......... which I have been told would be the equivalent of getting a GCSE grade A-C.

Were you told by a hobgoblin?

[Joseph Bolas]

Are your maths and english A*-C? You don't have to answer if you don't want to..

.......... which I have been told would be the equivalent of getting a GCSE grade A-C.

Were you told by a hobgoblin?

EDIT: Just so people know, I had actually put a repsonse saying "No. I was told by someone at LearnDirect" but then realised this was a joke (to do with the adverts) so edited it.

[Charlie Reams]

Now we see how you got to 1000 posts...