Anagrams

Eoin Monaghan · Post by **Eoin Monaghan** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:28 pm

any funny anagrams of names etc..

heres one for me- Eoin Monaghan = Oh no, an enigma

Ben Wilson · Post by **Ben Wilson** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:38 pm

Where did I put my COLIN 2006 spreadsheet? Oh wait, right here.

Soo Reams: Ass Romeo
Gary Male: Real Gamy
Jon Corby: Cry on Job

-and my favourite-

Dan Vanniasingham: Man's hand in Vagina

Eoin Monaghan · Post by **Eoin Monaghan** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:52 pm

Ben Wilson wrote:Where did I put my COLIN 2006 spreadsheet? Oh wait, right here.

Soo Reams: Ass Romeo
Gary Male: Real Gamy
Jon Corby: Cry on Job

-and my favourite-

Dan Vanniasingham: Man's hand in Vagina

just what im looking for-although a bit erotic at the end don't you think. i hope dinos doesn't take it personally

Charlie Reams · Post by **Charlie Reams** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:47 pm

Eoin.V.Monaghan wrote: i hope dinos doesn't take it personally

I'm pretty sure Dinos doesn't have a vagina.

Martin Gardner · Post by **Martin Gardner** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:05 pm

The only one that works for me is RENARD MIGRANT which is French for migrating fox. I've tried in English as well, but never found anything that was at worst just random words or at best, uninteresting.

Joseph Bolas · Post by **Joseph Bolas** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:04 am

For mine I can up with: HO PLEAS JOBS, but then I ain't a ho

Phil Reynolds · Post by **Phil Reynolds** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:10 am

A seasonal one for me:

Dr. Holly Penis

Eoin Monaghan · Post by **Eoin Monaghan** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:43 pm

Phil Reynolds wrote:A seasonal one for me:

Dr. Holly Penis

They're all coming out . How many rude body parts do we need now?

Ian Volante · Post by **Ian Volante** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:23 am

A couple from mine that I can remember from the day we worked loads out in third-year maths or the like:

TOENAIL VAN
VALIANT ONE
I LOVE AN ANT (I just got this one now actually)

And as for our host:

Charlie Reams:

REEL CHARISMA
A SLIME ARCHER

Kai Laddiman · Post by **Kai Laddiman** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:10 pm

Ian Volante wrote:Charlie Reams:

REEL CHARISMA
A SLIME ARCHER

I SMEAR RACHEL

Jimmy Gough · Post by **Jimmy Gough** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:41 am

A funny one that most of you would've probably come across before: MOTHER IN LAW is WOMAN HITLER

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:53 am

Jimmy wrote:A funny one that most of you would've probably come across before: MOTHER IN LAW is WOMAN HITLER

Or HERE COME DOTS is THE MORSE CODE.

TWELVE PLUS ONE = ELEVEN PLUS TWO is another of my favourites as well as CASH LOST IN ME = SLOT MACHINES

Joseph Bolas · Post by **Joseph Bolas** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:49 am

Kirk Bevins wrote:
Jimmy wrote:A funny one that most of you would've probably come across before: MOTHER IN LAW is WOMAN HITLER
Or HERE COME DOTS is THE MORSE CODE.

TWELVE PLUS ONE = ELEVEN PLUS TWO is another of my favourites as well as CASH LOST IN ME = SLOT MACHINES

MOON STARERS = ASTRONOMERS
DIRTY ROOM = DORMITORY
I'M DOT IN PLACE = DECIMAL POINT

Naomi Laddiman · Post by **Naomi Laddiman** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:53 pm

Kirk Bevins wrote:
Jimmy wrote:A funny one that most of you would've probably come across before: MOTHER IN LAW is WOMAN HITLER
Or HERE COME DOTS is THE MORSE CODE.

TWELVE PLUS ONE = ELEVEN PLUS TWO is another of my favourites as well as CASH LOST IN ME = SLOT MACHINES

DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES = THEY SEE
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS NO MORE Z's
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE

Joseph Bolas · Post by **Joseph Bolas** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:19 pm

Here's a few more Cognate Anagrams:

NINE THUMPS = PUNISHMENT
FIR CONES = CONIFERS
VOICES RANT ON = CONVERSATION
BAD CREDIT = DEBIT CARD

Eoin Monaghan · Post by **Eoin Monaghan** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:26 pm

Charlie Reams wrote:
Eoin.V.Monaghan wrote: i hope dinos doesn't take it personally
I'm pretty sure Dinos doesn't have a vagina.

I atually meant to say - i hope dan doesn't take it personally

Dan Vanniasingham · Post by **Dan Vanniasingham** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:39 pm

No offence taken at all, but I'm glad the nametags didn't make an appearance that year as I'm not particularly keen on being photographed sat smiling behind that.

Karen Pearson · Post by **Karen Pearson** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:04 pm

SPANK ONE REAR.

Quite pleased with that one!!

David Roe · Post by **David Roe** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:55 am

The best I've got is the fashion tip "Avoid Red" or the literary tip "Read Ovid". I'm a bit short of scope really.

Dinos Sfyris · Post by **Dinos Sfyris** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:31 am

Tupac aint dead!

MAKAVELI THE DON KILUMINATI THE SEVEN DAY THEORY

becomes

OK ON THE SEVENTH YU THINK I AM DEAD YET IM RLY ALIVE

Martin Gardner · Post by **Martin Gardner** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:11 pm

LUST = SLUT

How about that for my 700th post?

Paul Howe · Post by **Paul Howe** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:14 pm

David Roe wrote:The best I've got is the fashion tip "Avoid Red" or the literary tip "Read Ovid". I'm a bit short of scope really.

Try including your middle name maybe?

Paul Stewart Howe = Throw up waste ale (hat tip to Stewart Holden for that one)

Phil Reynolds · Post by **Phil Reynolds** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:39 pm

Paul Howe wrote:Paul Stewart Howe = Throw up waste ale

I quite like WHALE TWAT POSEUR, regardless of whether or not it makes sense.

Jon Corby · Post by **Jon Corby** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:47 pm

We tap a slutwhore?

Peter Mabey · Post by **Peter Mabey** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:36 pm

I've found AM BEER TYPE, though I actually prefer cider.

Kevin Thurlow · Post by **Kevin Thurlow** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:55 pm

Two old political ones....

Virginia Bottomley - I'm an evil Tory bigot
David Mellor - Dildo Marvel

And everyone will have seen

Britney Spears - presbyterians (which led to a crossword clue "would they approve of a dishevelled Britney Spears?")
Tom Cruise - costumier

A work colleague once came up with Ruth Inkvowel for me, which could be a useful nom de plume I suppose.....

My late father had a list of good cognate anagrams - if I find it I'll reveal all....

Kevin

Dinos Sfyris · Post by **Dinos Sfyris** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:57 pm

An anagram of my full name KONSTADINOS SFYRIS is what most of my posts are:

FRISKY DONATIONSSS

Or there's tomorrow's Daily Mail headline:

RANDY SOO FISTS SINK

Jimmy Gough · Post by **Jimmy Gough** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:16 pm

Dinos Sfyris wrote:An anagram of my full name KONSTADINOS SFYRIS is what most of my posts are:

FRISKY DONATIONSSS

Or there's tomorrow's Daily Mail headline:

RANDY SOO FISTS SINK

Or during Nazi Germany - FRISKY SS DONATIONS. Second one is so good.

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:16 am

Kevin Thurlow wrote: David Mellor - Dildo Marvel

Ah that reminds me:

DAVID GINOLA = VAGINA DILDO

Do I win?

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:19 am

Just thought of another:

The company BET WISE is an anagram of WEBSITE. How nice.

Phil Reynolds · Post by **Phil Reynolds** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:38 am

Kevin Thurlow wrote:And everyone will have seen Britney Spears - presbyterians

Indeed, and another popular cultural icon with a religious scramble:

PEPSI COLA = EPISCOPAL

Phil Reynolds · Post by **Phil Reynolds** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:40 am

I recall that in those halcyon days before Angus Deayton was sacked from presenting Have I Got News For You, he once introduced a whole string of episodes using anagrams of the title sent in by viewers. Two that stuck in my mind for some reason were

I VOTE YOU SHAG REF NOW

and

YOU HEAVING WOOFTERS

Lesley Jeavons · Post by **Lesley Jeavons** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:45 pm

The only one I remember is: NIGEL LAWSON = WE ALL SIGN ON

@ David Ginola - and ahem, he's gorgeous, where do we get one of those?!

Joseph Bolas · Post by **Joseph Bolas** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:41 pm

If you search online, you can find some rude anagrams including:

I HAVE A LARGE PENIS = I PLEASE HER VAGINA
MASTURBATION = ANATOMIST RUB
LARGE BREASTS = GREAT BRALESS

Paul Howe · Post by **Paul Howe** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:55 am

"I'm an evil tory bigot" is superb, surprised I've never heard it before.

Joseph Bolas wrote:If you search online, you can find some rude anagrams including:

I HAVE A LARGE PENIS = I PLEASE HER VAGINA
MASTURBATION = ANATOMIST RUB
LARGE BREASTS = GREAT BRALESS

Who would've guessed you could find such filth on the internet?

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:25 am

Since Joseph started us off:

I HAVE AN ENORMOUS PENIS = HEAVEN IN PORNO, I ASSUME
AN ENORMOUS PENIS = AMUSES ONE IN PORN
ORAL STIMULATION OF THE PENIS = FELLATIO'S A TRIP IN ONE'S MOUTH or A FINE TOOL IN MOUTH - PISS LATER.
AN EXTREMELY LARGE PENIS = PREMIERE ANAL SEX...GENTLY.

And finally, a different organ:

THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE = MY C**T CREATES HELL.

I think I've gone too far - thanks Joseph for turning me so crude.

Edit:
Oh man, a barrel of laughs:
http://www.fun-with-words.com/anag_rude.html

Joseph Bolas · Post by **Joseph Bolas** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:52 am

Kirk Bevins wrote:I think I've gone too far - thanks Joseph for turning me so crude.

Martin Gardner · Post by **Martin Gardner** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:57 pm

I was gonna post

GEORGE BUSH - HE BUGS GORE [Al Gore]

It seems a bit rubbish now, frankly.

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:08 am

Martin Gardner wrote:I was gonna post

GEORGE BUSH - HE BUGS GORE [Al Gore]

It seems a bit rubbish now, frankly.

I dunno, I think it's a fair bet he probably still bugs him

Neil Zussman · Post by **Neil Zussman** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:03 pm

If anyone could find a sensible anagram of my name, I'd be impressed.
And my middle name is Gary, if that helps. Which it won't.

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:23 pm

Neil Zussman wrote:If anyone could find a sensible anagram of my name, I'd be impressed.
And my middle name is Gary, if that helps. Which it won't.

Gary helped a lot!

A couple are quite Countdown-appropriate:
REANALYZING SUMS
REALIGN ZANY SUMS

and some others too:
NURSES AMAZINGLY
LAZING ANEURYSMS
AMAZES GRISLY NUN
ANALYZES GNU'S RIM (brilliant)
ZINGY ANAL SERUMS
GRIMLY ZEN SAUNAS
RUINS MANLY GAZES
LAZY SNUG SEMINAR (for those lectures you fall asleep in)
SLEAZY SUN MARGIN (aka. tanlines)

Neil Zussman · Post by **Neil Zussman** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:32 am

Matt Morrison wrote:
Neil Zussman wrote:If anyone could find a sensible anagram of my name, I'd be impressed.
And my middle name is Gary, if that helps. Which it won't.
Gary helped a lot!

A couple are quite Countdown-appropriate:
REANALYZING SUMS
REALIGN ZANY SUMS

and some others too:
NURSES AMAZINGLY
LAZING ANEURYSMS
AMAZES GRISLY NUN
ANALYZES GNU'S RIM (brilliant)
ZINGY ANAL SERUMS
GRIMLY ZEN SAUNAS
RUINS MANLY GAZES
LAZY SNUG SEMINAR (for those lectures you fall asleep in)
SLEAZY SUN MARGIN (aka. tanlines)

That is just frigging amazing.

Lesley Jeavons · Post by **Lesley Jeavons** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:00 am

Neil Zussman wrote:That is just frigging amazing.

Ditto *not worthy*
But I hope Matt takes a vitamin D supplement - he obvioiusly doesn't get out much!

BTW I've never done mine, but what name do you use when married? I grew up as Lesley Anne Ainslie, but my birth certificate is Lesley Anne Donaldson, for a while I called myself Lesley Anne Donaldson Ainslie and I'm now Lesley Anne Jeavons.

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:22 pm

Lesley Jeavons wrote:
Neil Zussman wrote:That is just frigging amazing.
Ditto *not worthy*
But I hope Matt takes a vitamin D supplement - he obvioiusly doesn't get out much!

BTW I've never done mine, but what name do you use when married? I grew up as Lesley Anne Ainslie, but my birth certificate is Lesley Anne Donaldson, for a while I called myself Lesley Anne Donaldson Ainslie and I'm now Lesley Anne Jeavons.

Thanks Les! Sadly I don't get out enough at the moment, but I assure you that's nothing to do with the amount of anagrams I find!
Thankfully I have a quite useful tool to help with that on the web.

Just tried to do a couple with 'Lesley Anne Jeavons' but it just kept coming back with everything with 'anal' in (you'll be surprised how many people's names have 'anal' in them!), so in an attempt to not appear smutty by listing them all just I'll let you follow the link yourself and find them. Though highlights must include "Enjoys Anal Elevens" (interesting alternative to tea and cake) or on the other hand "Enjoy Anal Even Less". Remember, don't shoot the messenger!

Lesley Jeavons · Post by **Lesley Jeavons** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:46 pm

Thanks Matt for showing me your tool, and all it's 'anal' related possibilities.

I'll check it out, though you could have taken the praise / insult I gave you and I'd have been none the wiser.

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:34 pm

Great ones there. Reading this, the David Ginola one is great. For those football fans, some might know that NEIL WARNOCK is an anagram of COLIN WANKER.

My best individual one: TOM HARGREAVES = HEAR VET ORGASM

Kai Laddiman · Post by **Kai Laddiman** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:43 pm

I just found an amazing one: KAI LADDIMAN = KINDA LAID MA.

Innis Carson · Post by **Innis Carson** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:07 pm

INNIS CARSON = IRIS CANNONS

Along with 346 other, equally lame ones. And I don't even have a middle name to spice it up.

Lesley Jeavons · Post by **Lesley Jeavons** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:22 pm

Got round to visiting the site Matt suggested - my favourite two for my name are:
ASS LEVEL ENJOY
ENJOY LESS VEAL
And from my birth name, I love:
SALLY NODDLE NOSE

Martin Gardner · Post by **Martin Gardner** » Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:00 pm

I've had a quick look and it comes up with MAD ERRANT GRIN which is still not all that good.

Florian Lévy (FR World Scrabble Champion) signs his emails FINALLY OVER.

Brian Whitworth · Post by **Brian Whitworth** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:43 pm

Here's a good anagram for all the countdown addicts

Countdown = Cut Down On

Dinos Sfyris · Post by **Dinos Sfyris** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:37 pm

Brianlee72 wrote:Here's a good anagram for all the countdown addicts

Countdown = Cut Down On

I'd call anyone who suggests such action a WOODN CUNT

Steven Tew · Post by **Steven Tew** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:05 pm

WET EVENTS

Allan Harmer · Post by **Allan Harmer** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:27 pm

Karen Pearson wrote:SPANK ONE REAR.

Quite pleased with that one!!

Can anyone beat this?

JimBentley · Post by **JimBentley** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 5:03 pm

Allan Harmer wrote:
Karen Pearson wrote:SPANK ONE REAR.

Quite pleased with that one!!
Can anyone beat this?

Dan Vanniasingham · Post by **Dan Vanniasingham** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:25 pm

Brilliant JB, as always.

Brian Whitworth · Post by **Brian Whitworth** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:11 pm

Gok Wan = Go Wank

Brian Whitworth · Post by **Brian Whitworth** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:13 pm

Carol Vorderman - Damn Vocal Error

Kate Richardson · Post by **Kate Richardson** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:08 am

I identified with my anagram in the 1980's ...kate richardson = i take hard scorn

Brian Whitworth · Post by **Brian Whitworth** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:10 am

Susie Dent - Nude Sites