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(Other men) weeing in your toilet

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We've heard both sides.
The sittees say the upright brethren are messy, impolite and deluded.
The standees say their sitting counterparts are lazy, inefficient, and deluded.

But perhaps we can add a further layer of analysis by asking each group what they would prefer happen if their toilets happened to be visited by other men.

Sitters - would you be heartwarmed to see other men also sitting on your toilet? Or in fact are you freaked out by their bums being rubbed on your hallowed seat and would in fact choose the lesser of two evils in a pissy environ?
Standers - would you be disheartened to have woofty men coming for a sit down wee at yours? Do you honestly believe so strongly in masculine accuracy that you have every faith in another man's ability or do you only trust in yourself and would prefer everyone else to sit down?

Do these rules apply to every man other than yourself, or is it one rule for people whose willies you can comfortably think about and one rule for everyone else?
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I think I'd rather they stood up. Better that than have a proven weirdo in your house.
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Gavin Chipper wrote:I think I'd rather they stood up. Better that than have a proven weirdo in your house.
Can't argue with that.
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Matt Morrison wrote:is it one rule for people whose willies you can comfortably think about
Gavin Chipper wrote:I think I'd rather they stood up.
Amen to that.
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^ lol

This topic is annoying me now. Fact: generally, men can't piss in a toilet without making a bit of a mess, even if it's just on the seat. They really can't. Or, at least, they don't, generally. And yet you lot still try and claim you'd rather have other men's piss all over your seats/rooms, than have them sit down? Why? What if they needed to shit? Would you rather they didn't sit down for this either? Fucking idiots, the lot of you. I'm seething about this.
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Jon Corby wrote:^ lol

This topic is annoying me now. Fact: generally, men can't piss in a toilet without making a bit of a mess, even if it's just on the seat. They really can't. Or, at least, they don't, generally. And yet you lot still try and claim you'd rather have other men's piss all over your seats/rooms, than have them sit down? Why? What if they needed to shit? Would you rather they didn't sit down for this either? Fucking idiots, the lot of you. I'm seething about this.
How do you know the piss all over every toilet seat ever (that you somehow always see) is not from people who sit down to piss getting up too soon and dribbling everywhere? You're much more likely to get residual drips if the tubes are horizontal than if they're vertical. Also there's pissing under the seat which was mentioned in the other thread. You're clutching at straws. Leaky, pissy straws.
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Somehow always see? FFS! You work in an office, right? Are you telling me that your mens toilets are spotless? If you go in there right now, are you telling me that the seats and floor are completely free of piss? The floor around the urinals? Fuck off.

And what the fuck is that chat about horizontal tubes? What the fuck are you imagining here? You sit on the loo. Unless you're Gevin with his priapism, gravity will point your cock downwards. Horizontal? The fuck?
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We're not all blessed, Jon.
But yes I definitely agree. The two office buildings I have worked in have both been pretty rank. This current one less so as the toilets are only used by my colleagues, but the last place we shared a floor with a corporate recruitment company who were fucking animals in suits.
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I think if I was going to fuck an animal, I'd probably dress it in something more sensual than a suit.
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And get it to sit down too I guess.
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Matt Morrison wrote:We're not all blessed, Jon.
But yes I definitely agree. The two office buildings I have worked in have both been pretty rank. This current one less so as the toilets are only used by my colleagues, but the last place we shared a floor with a corporate recruitment company who were fucking animals in suits.
Oh the image...pigs with bow ties of course, yes?
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Hey, if you guys want me to piss all over your bathrooms, I'll do it for you. I'm a giving kind of guy.
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Depends if someone barges in and pisses in the toilet I'm in the middle of using, in that case, yes, I'd be pretty narked
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David Barnard wrote:Depends if someone barges in and pisses in the toilet I'm in the middle of using, in that case, yes, I'd be pretty narked
do you always urinate naked?
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Matt Morrison wrote:
David Barnard wrote:Depends if someone barges in and pisses in the toilet I'm in the middle of using, in that case, yes, I'd be pretty narked
do you always urinate naked?
And surely whether or not one is pretty in that state is for others to judge.
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Phil Reynolds wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote:
David Barnard wrote:Depends if someone barges in and pisses in the toilet I'm in the middle of using, in that case, yes, I'd be pretty narked
do you always urinate naked?
And surely whether or not one is pretty in that state is for others to judge.
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