Celebrations - a ranking
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Celebrations - a ranking
You're all an opinionated bunch and I'm bored during the study break, so help settle a debate would you?
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Re: Celebrations - a ranking
Not answering as I was prepared to rank bar mitzvahs and half-birthday parties.
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Think I did
1. Malteser
2. Twix
3. Milky Bar
4. Galaxy Caramel
5. Galaxy
6. Mars
7. Snickers
8. Bounty (excuse my prejudice)
6,7 and 8 under the would not eat category.
1. Malteser
2. Twix
3. Milky Bar
4. Galaxy Caramel
5. Galaxy
6. Mars
7. Snickers
8. Bounty (excuse my prejudice)
6,7 and 8 under the would not eat category.
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I'd go with that. Maybe swap Milky Way and Galaxy. Definitely agree with Snickers and Bounty down the end. Don't know what it is about Snickers, I usually like peanuts in chocolate (m'n'ms, Starbar etc), but they get it so wrong.
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Gah it's just the coconut that is the issue in Bounty, and the nuts in Snickers............Mark James wrote: ↑Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:07 pmI'd go with that. Maybe swap Milky Way and Galaxy. Definitely agree with Snickers and Bounty down the end. Don't know what it is about Snickers, I usually like peanuts in chocolate (m'n'ms, Starbar etc), but they get it so wrong.
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Why all the hate for Bounty I had it as no 2 behind Galaxy caramel
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You can do that here.Matt Morrison wrote: ↑Wed Dec 05, 2018 6:40 pm Not answering as I was prepared to rank bar mitzvahs and half-birthday parties.
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I think they're all decent actually. I put Galaxy Caramel top and ended up putting Malteaser bottom, but mainly because I can't remember exactly what it's like. All the others are miniatures of proper bars, whereas the Malteaser Celebration isn't a mini Malteaser. It's its own separate thing, and as such not really a thing.
Actually, is Galaxy Caramel a proper bar? Probably not, but it's a more intuitive item.
Actually, is Galaxy Caramel a proper bar? Probably not, but it's a more intuitive item.
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In yet more evidence that everything Gev says is rubbish, I had Malteasers top and Galaxy Caramel bottom.
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Really embarrassing spelling mistakes/comprehension errors in here. It's "Malteser" not "Malteaser". I think the little ones in Celebrations are called "Malteser Teasers" or something, and whilst I'll allow you to suck this up into a "Malteaser" (they may well do this themselves sometimes, I don't know), certainly you must be ridiculed at least a little bit for your failures.Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:28 amI put Galaxy Caramel top and ended up putting Malteaser bottom, but mainly because I can't remember exactly what it's like. All the others are miniatures of proper bars, whereas the Malteaser Celebration isn't a mini Malteaser.
Anyway, it's tiny bits of Malteser inside a chocolate bar. A bit like Nestle Crunch (fuck Nestle obviously but this was (is?) an awesome bar) was to puffed rice. And don't you dare try and correct me for not putting the accent into Nestle.
It absolutely is, though part of me wonders (not sure why even) whether the full-size bar or the Celebration came first.
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Literally just copied the spelling off the poll. And I put Malteaser bottom because that was the thing I voted for in the poll. If Malteser was in the poll I would have voted for that.
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Haha I haven't missed chocolate this much in ages actually.
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Why so much hate for the Bounty.
It's my no 1 choice......feel free to post me yours if you hate them so much.
Not keen on the Twix, although judging by how chocolate bars are getting smaller these days, how long before the full priced Twix will be the same size
It's my no 1 choice......feel free to post me yours if you hate them so much.
Not keen on the Twix, although judging by how chocolate bars are getting smaller these days, how long before the full priced Twix will be the same size
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Eat some chocolate then. You can get vegan chocolate.Matt Morrison wrote: ↑Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:34 pm Haha I haven't missed chocolate this much in ages actually.
Yeah, it is a bit odd. They're perfectly fine.Marc Meakin wrote: ↑Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:51 pm Why so much hate for the Bounty.
It's my no 1 choice......feel free to post me yours if you hate them so much.
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1. Malteasers (obviously)
2. Galaxy ('normal' chocolate is ridiculously underrated)
3. Twix
4. Milky Way
5. Bounty (despite coconut being my favourite food)
6. Galaxy Caramel
7. Mars
DQ Snickers (allergic)
2. Galaxy ('normal' chocolate is ridiculously underrated)
3. Twix
4. Milky Way
5. Bounty (despite coconut being my favourite food)
6. Galaxy Caramel
7. Mars
DQ Snickers (allergic)
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Now that we have this thread, should we also rank Cadbury Heroes? And also discuss the elephant in the room - do Celebrations and Heroes render Roses and Quality Street pointless?
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I don't think they do at all. For me, Roses/Street are much cuter, have more tradition/emotion tied to them, and, on a far more logical level of judgement, provide a lot more variety which is the whole point of these sort of boxes right?
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Well, I think it's just that Roses/Quality Street chocolates don't tend to exist outside of their own domain, like as individual bars. And that to me implies something about their general quality. People used to buy them because they simply were the small chocolates you could buy in boxes. But now you can buy the chocolate bars you would actually choose to buy individually but in small form in boxes. Having said that, I don't necessarily think that all Roses/Quality Street chocolates are rubbish, but I think it's sort of implied by the nature of their existence.Matt Morrison wrote: ↑Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:33 am I don't think they do at all. For me, Roses/Street are much cuter, have more tradition/emotion tied to them, and, on a far more logical level of judgement, provide a lot more variety which is the whole point of these sort of boxes right?
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Nonsense. You only have to look at sexy truffles, which don't exist in fist-sized versions, to know you're talking shit.
Some reasons why small chocolates might not exist in large form:
- they are higher quality and would be too expensive for the consumer to eat in one go at a larger size
- they are a different type of chocolate (truffle centres, caramel centres, fondant centres) that would be too sickly to eat in one go at a larger size
- similarly, producing them at a larger size would lose some sense of their balance between filling(s) and outer layer(s)
Some reasons why small chocolates might not exist in large form:
- they are higher quality and would be too expensive for the consumer to eat in one go at a larger size
- they are a different type of chocolate (truffle centres, caramel centres, fondant centres) that would be too sickly to eat in one go at a larger size
- similarly, producing them at a larger size would lose some sense of their balance between filling(s) and outer layer(s)
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OK, there are expensive small chocolates, but Roses and Quality Street are not that, so I could have added that in to the explanation.
Maybe you have a couple of points to consider, but I would be interested to know if sales had fallen since the introduction of Celebrations and Heroes.
Maybe you have a couple of points to consider, but I would be interested to know if sales had fallen since the introduction of Celebrations and Heroes.
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1. Mars
2. Bounty
3. Snickers
4. Malteaser
5. Twix
6. Milky Way
7. Galaxy
8. Galaxy Caramel
I agree with the general comment that straight chocolate sweets are underrated, but Galaxy is a bit shit.
I'm mainly glad that they haven't started making any of these salty yet.
2. Bounty
3. Snickers
4. Malteaser
5. Twix
6. Milky Way
7. Galaxy
8. Galaxy Caramel
I agree with the general comment that straight chocolate sweets are underrated, but Galaxy is a bit shit.
I'm mainly glad that they haven't started making any of these salty yet.
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Milky Way
Twix
Galaxy
Malteser
Galaxy Caramel
Mars
Snickers
Bounty
Twix
Galaxy
Malteser
Galaxy Caramel
Mars
Snickers
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Looking at the general rating of Bounty, I think having Bounty as your worst thing is a good problem to have. Heroes have Eclairs...
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^^. Eclairs are fine if that's what you want but it's a chocolate selection box thing so generally you don't. Although heroes do seem to push the definition of chocolate a bit with fudge and the creme egg thingy, the latter of which I eat way too many of since it's pretty much the only food my mum doesn't like.Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:03 pm Looking at the general rating of Bounty, I think having Bounty as your worst thing is a good problem to have. Heroes have Eclairs...
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Ok what about Quality street.
Hate the round toffees.
Only give them to the dog as it entertains me for a good five minutes.
Favourites are the purple hazelnut one and the green triangles
Hate the round toffees.
Only give them to the dog as it entertains me for a good five minutes.
Favourites are the purple hazelnut one and the green triangles
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Hard toffee is rubbish though.Thomas Carey wrote: ↑Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:17 pm^^. Eclairs are fine if that's what you want but it's a chocolate selection box thing so generally you don't.Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:03 pm Looking at the general rating of Bounty, I think having Bounty as your worst thing is a good problem to have. Heroes have Eclairs...
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I agree with Marc about the toffee pennies in Quality Street but the hard chewy caramels in Roses are usually my favourites. I don't mind it putting up a bit of a fight but if it takes out a tooth, then I don't consider it to be a 'sweet'.
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Any results from this yet?James S Roper wrote: ↑Wed Dec 05, 2018 6:16 pm You're all an opinionated bunch and I'm bored during the study break, so help settle a debate would you?
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31 responses (none as of the last few days, I advertised it to two groups of people, one being this forum)
The key points are that 51.6% think Bounty is the worst, any other Bounty votes are usually either 7th or first, it's a divisive subject.
The same can nearly be said for Maltesers, albeit with the order reversed.
People seem to be fairly clear that Mars is 4th best, with 29% saying so, with all other options (asides Bounty) receiving nearly an equal split of the remaining percentage.
Without too much analytics, the current order is probably:
Malteser, Galaxy Caramel, Galaxy, Mars, Milky Way, Twix, Snickers, Bounty
The key points are that 51.6% think Bounty is the worst, any other Bounty votes are usually either 7th or first, it's a divisive subject.
The same can nearly be said for Maltesers, albeit with the order reversed.
People seem to be fairly clear that Mars is 4th best, with 29% saying so, with all other options (asides Bounty) receiving nearly an equal split of the remaining percentage.
Without too much analytics, the current order is probably:
Malteser, Galaxy Caramel, Galaxy, Mars, Milky Way, Twix, Snickers, Bounty
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In an interesting development, it seems they're trialling getting rid of the Bounties. But what I want to know is when Cadbury's (or Cadbury as they insist on calling themselves nowadays) are going to get rid of the eclair. No-one likes them. What's worse it that they pretend they're caramel. They're fucking toffee! It seems I've done this though.
And from Joke Items:Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:03 pm Looking at the general rating of Bounty, I think having Bounty as your worst thing is a good problem to have. Heroes have Eclairs...
Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:13 pm Toffee. Things pretending to be chewy caramel when really they're just hard toffee. Things pretending to be not just caramel, but soft caramel, when they're still just fucking hard toffee.
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The Bounty thing is a very limited gimmick designed to generate vast quantities of free advertising; well done them. As for eclairs, they're also lovely.Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Thu Nov 03, 2022 5:56 pm In an interesting development, it seems they're trialling getting rid of the Bounties. But what I want to know is when Cadbury's (or Cadbury as they insist on calling themselves nowadays) are going to get rid of the eclair. No-one likes them. What's worse it that they pretend they're caramel. They're fucking toffee! It seems I've done this though.
And from Joke Items:Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:03 pm Looking at the general rating of Bounty, I think having Bounty as your worst thing is a good problem to have. Heroes have Eclairs...
Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:13 pm Toffee. Things pretending to be chewy caramel when really they're just hard toffee. Things pretending to be not just caramel, but soft caramel, when they're still just fucking hard toffee.
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Bounty
Snickers
Twix
Galaxy Caramel
Galaxy
Milky Way
Mars
Maltesers
Snickers
Twix
Galaxy Caramel
Galaxy
Milky Way
Mars
Maltesers