...you have watched the last 5 mintes of literally hundreds of crappy daytime channel 4 films.
...you secretly make anagrams out of any nine letter word you see or hear in your day-to-day life and get aggrieved when there is only two vowels or an unrealistic set of consonants.
...you are friends on facebook with at least 5 former countdown contestants that you have never met in person.
...you have a teapot on your mantlepiece.
...you run upstairs to the computer during the advert break only to find that Beevers/Travers/O'Donnel etc has already posted your winner.
...you actually rearrange your diary to fit around the series finals
...you are on the countdown forum at 11.50 on a summers friday night............
